Talk about an embarrassing classic personality.

1, do you know what you are to me? You are like my period. I'm tired of seeing you, but I don't want to see you.

2. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

I am willing to donate all my teachers to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, but patriotism is important.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl myself.

The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

6. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

7. Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to the teacher. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

8. You love me or you don't. I was there, holding you tight.

9. During this period, I wanted a salted fish to turn over and finally completely stuck to the pot.

10, Buddha said, color is empty, and empty is color. Tonight, I want to be free.

1 1. After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my back ached, my legs stopped hurting and my heart stopped beating!

12, the early bird catches the worm, and I have no food when I get up at noon.

13, will the old lady in front please stop combing her hair? I want to sing like snow.

14, the wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

15. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. A little book, just one afternoon.

16, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

17, it doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

18, happiness is like: the cat eats fish, the dog eats meat, and the bump man hits the little monster!

19, Qi is a cute sister, a royal elder sister, a queen in the middle and a brother with short hair.

20. I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

2 1, smart I will never quarrel with you, because. I will never argue with you.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

23. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

24. Some boys always think that girls are violent, but in fact they owe them.

25. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! Understand?

26. Some predestinations end at the beginning, just like premature ejaculation.

27. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm everyone in the world.

28. The danger of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

29. It is said that this is the state when eating: enjoy in your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.

30. Teachers always like to say: Students, please look at me.

3 1, the world is coming to an end. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

32. I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

33. Commitment is like a woman saying that she wants to lose weight, but it is hard to say that everything is false.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

35. 10086 suits me. I sent it a short message. It also gave me three dollars.

36. I can bear hardships. Think about it. I only know the first four words.

37. I hate two kinds of people most! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate!

38. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

39, reform and opening up, my weight is rubbing on the ground.

40. Buy a bucket of instant noodles, with six packets of seasoning, two forks and a bucket.

4 1, with yesterday's old age, and tomorrow's eternal life.

Come to me when no one in the world wants you, and I will tell you that I don't want you either.

43. Everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

44. It is raining cats and dogs. The person who holds an umbrella for me by my side will be very calm when he is Xu Xian.

Very funny personality signature

Very funny, very funny personality signature

1, men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

2. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and some people test imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.

3. The champion of Hubei arts and sciences is a couple. Seeing this signature, it exploded decisively.

4. I like you. It's none of your business. If you have the ability, you like me.

5. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

7. One-on-one. Although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

8. The small shop next to the school bears all our childhood dreams.

9. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

10, others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog for a walk and swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.

1 1, my world in front of you is completely dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

12, I thought I was evil, but I didn't know that no one was better than me until I met him.

13, it's best not to use your own photo as the avatar, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

14. The sun was born when the night was pressed on the bed during the day.

15, my mother said: the prodigal son won't change the gold, and whoever gives me the gold won't change it, I will change it.

16, when I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

17, honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you give you three sticks?

18, I can't attend your wedding, but I will definitely go to my funeral.

19, I remember the sentence I said the most when I was a child. I won't play with you.

20. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

2 1, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

22, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

23. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

24. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

25. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

26. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

27. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

28. I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know from the first name and surname, and finally back to the first name and surname.

30. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

3 1. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

32. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

33. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.

34. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

35. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

36. Young man, I came to you through time and space. Why haven't you come to me yet?

37, love does not hurt people, people hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. The brain is funny unless it plays tricks on people.

38. I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

39. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.

40. When I was a child, I ate watermelons and sharp ones. When I eat them, I stop eating them.

4 1, the person I love is not my lover, and every inch of his heart belongs to others.

42. Pro: You know, only mosquitoes will never leave you this summer.

43. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

44. Yes, the cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

45. Whether you are studying or traveling, your body and soul must be on the road.

46. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

47. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

49. Looking at the face of the head teacher made Russia have the urge to drop out of school. What about studying?

50. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

5 1, don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

53. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

54. Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

55. After drinking so much Youlemei milk tea, I have never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

56. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

57. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

58. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

59. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

60. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

Super drag, very domineering. Tell me about it.

1, take other people's road, leaving others with no choice. Go my own way and let others follow me.

2. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

3. Face the world with the laziest attitude.

The so-called handsome guys are all used to despise.

5. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes directly and can't be displayed.

Don't talk to me, I'm afraid the shit in your head will come out of your mouth.

7. Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.

8. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday and met the professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

9. I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.

10, I am not a descendant of the rich, but I want to be the ancestor of the rich.

1 1, I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

12. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Priest. If I can play, I will. If I can't, I'll eat him.

13, don't take your bad temper as my bargaining chip.

14, when a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

15, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

16, please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

17, if I am brilliant, I will be more rampant than the sky.

18, since you have left, don't think about coming back one day.

19, Tanabata is here. Let's go out and have a look. Break up a couple is a couple!

I have only one advantage, that is, I have no shortcomings.

2 1, I am not your sunshine doll, so I don't have to smile at you all the time.

22. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband and your little father.

23, heartache is nothing, it is not without pain.

24. My mother must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.

25. People who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.

26, others laugh at me too much, I laugh at others can not let go.

27. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.

28. American Superman is not as good as China Wukong.

29. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

No matter how sad life is, we can't stop our tenacious fighting spirit and firm smile.

3 1, don't look up at others, you are also a landscape.

32. Don't call yourself superman. Superman dares to wear underwear outside. Do you dare?

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome

34. My mother said that nine of the ten things you said were false, and the other one was not true.

Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't get it off.

36. Asked what the world is, the Buddha said: Waste!

37. Women are fucking clothes. If they are worn, they will be thrown away. Keeping them will be a disaster.

38. In this world, the person who loves you the most will always be yourself, because no one will be stupid enough to hurt himself.

39. I would rather be negative to the whole world than to the whole world.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

4 1, there are not too many heartless people in the world, only too many boring people.

42. When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

43. One person's happiness, two people's life and three people's life and death.

44, weeding day at noon, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Looking back, it was the father of the child.

46. Talking is like farting, it's just a breath.

47. No matter how beautiful you are, you are just a dog's tail grass in my eyes.

48, some women, just a meal, worthless, and some women, money can't buy, you have to change with your heart.

Don't like me too much, I'm not as good as you think.

50. Four years ago, you dumped me. Four years later, you came back for plastic surgery and killed you.

Very classic love character.

Very classic love character.

1. Love is a performance without rehearsal and a script without ending.

Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.

It is said that Sun Moon Lake is a tear that both the sun and the moon love but always miss.

I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

You gave up our warm present for a better future. ...

6. The day I turned to love, but oh, love never turned to me.

7. The love between you and me is just a fairy tale, sad and beautiful.

8. My love, I took it home alone. From now on, you are you and I am me!

9. You know, every abandoned heart will wither and die somewhere unknown.

10. An old couple, what a beautiful picture and dream. These days, how many can come to an end?

1 1. If it's not your own love, let it go. It is good for each other and gives others a chance.

12. since you love, why don't you say it? If you lose something, you can't get it back!

13. I'm not afraid to wait. I am afraid that after a long wait, love will never come again.

14. Finally, we have come to the end, and no one belongs to anyone.

15. I used to get good care from you every time I caught a cold. I'm not used to seeing a doctor alone now.

16. The injured hedgehog can no longer trust anyone and accept anyone's love.

17. Many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: if you miss it, you will know that life does not need so many unnecessary persistence.

18. Start all over again, but you can't copy the old love.

19. If you come back, if I am still here. ...

If the person you like doesn't like you, even if people all over the world like you, you will still feel lonely.

2 1. Nothing cannot be forgotten. I will always forget you, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said. Not now, but later.

22. It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, it is better to watch a mature performance.

23. I know it's easy to forget. As long as you don't look, think or remember, you will forget, just like the sky after fireworks.

24. Love that you don't love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we should never fall in love.

I thought this bird couldn't fly across the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly across the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not the bird that could not fly across the sea, but the other side of the sea, without waiting. ...

26. It is said that the cowherd and the weaver girl are the most painful, only one day a year. I said they are actually the happiest! Who is the person who disappeared in 364 days?

27. If I were a tear, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry in my life, because I am afraid of losing you. ...

28. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away, so we were scattered in the strange wind and rain, and from then on, we were far apart and forgot each other.

29. Believe in your lover, don't always doubt each other's sincerity, be considerate and care about each other, always miss each other, even if you are afraid of her being bad, put yourself in each other's shoes and never let her face become strange.

30. In fact, everyone didn't understand love at first. Only after experiencing something, even some pain, with your lover will you become mature and know how to cherish.

3 1. If you love, you will love. Never say regret. Just remember, let the days of love be happier and more eternal, and don't leave regrets.

One day, we will leave each other, one day, we will say goodbye, one day, I hope we will meet. One day, I hope so.