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How to socialize at the dinner table

Classic refusal to drink. roast

On the wine table, a place for communication, is quite challenging. You can't drink, you'd better learn to refuse to drink; Drinking can't make new friends happy, so use your golden words to make everyone happy. In this way, you will get hurt immediately, and you won't let the drinker down. Here are a few "no alcohol words". Do you like them?

First, as long as you have a good relationship, how much can you drink?

You can expand and say, "9999 roses can't have sex." Feeling alone is not enough. Make it up with roses. Therefore, as long as you have a good relationship, you can drink as much as you want. I don't want our feelings mixed with so much water. Although I drank a little, it was a drop of affection. Every bit is love! "

Second, as long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.

Try to say: "drinking with people you don't like is a kind of pain;" Drinking with the person you like is a touch. Coming together shows that our feelings are in place. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated without drinking.

Third, as long as there is affection, everything you drink is wine.

If you really can't touch alcohol, you might as well persuade the other party to use drinks or tea instead of alcohol. You ask him, "Do we have feelings?" He will answer: "You!" You said, "As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. What is feeling? Feelings are understanding, long live understanding! " Then you use tea instead of wine to express it.

Fourth, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; Deep feelings, even if you lick it.

On the wine table, a thousand words boil down to one word "drink". For example, "If you don't drink this glass of wine, you must think I'm ugly." Such as: "affectionate, swallow it in one gulp; Shallow feelings, take a look. " Drinkers associate the amount of alcohol consumed with the beauty and ugliness of people and the depth of feelings. You can refute their connection: "If the depth of feelings is directly proportional to the amount of drinking, a glass of wine is not enough to reflect our deep feelings. We should jump into the jar, because we have been friends for many years and are as clear as the sea. In fact, the feelings are shallow, even if you drink a big bowl; Deep feelings, even if you are embarrassed. "

Five, in order not to hurt feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

He advises you: "Drink! Emotional iron, drink blood! It is better to hurt the body than to hurt the feelings; I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than let my feelings break! " This is irrational. You can answer this question: "We should consume rationally and drink rationally. Half awake and half drunk, at least I have you in my dream', I am a person who doesn't want to be hurt physically and mentally. Without the body, there can be no feelings; Without feelings, you are a walking corpse! In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; In order not to harm my health, I drink a little. "

6. At this happy moment, let's do multiple-choice questions!

Let's open our minds a little, and the way to refuse to drink will come. He wants to express his feelings and feelings for you through wine, so you say; "happy event can do multiple-choice questions. To express your feelings and intentions, you can: A. Hug, B. Hold hands, C. Drink, Ren Xianxuan. I respect you and let you choose; You respect me. You should let me choose. Now, I choose A. Hug, ok? "

Seven, the gentleman said, don't start work.

He wants you to have a drink. There is no "two difficulties" and you are invited to the urn. You ask him, "Would you like to be a gentleman or a villain? Please answer this question first. " If he says "I want to be a gentleman", you can say that "a friendship between gentlemen is as light as water", substitute tea for wine, or "a gentleman talks, but you drink" and invite him to drink; If he says "I'd like to be a villain", you say "I don't drink with villains" and then sit down with a smile, there's nothing he can do.

In short, there are still many ways to refuse to drink, so we should improvise. In the wine culture, there are both words to persuade and words to refuse to drink. You don't have a capacity for alcohol, and you can cope with it in the communication field with your wit and eloquence.

Classic toast

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink.

At this time, the drinker should respond: "Move your ass to show respect."

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Two little bees fly to the flowers. . . .

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are thousands of glasses of wine, so drink as much as you can. Run if you can't drink.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard him wave his hand,

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Drink revolutionary wine every day, go home and back to back with your wife,

My wife told the commission for discipline inspection, and the secretary of the commission for discipline inspection said: it is wrong to drink or not;

My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day;

My wife told the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he is drunk.

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

toast

1, excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, who didn't drink it because I was ugly. -The lady made a toast to the leader.

2. The leader is above me. Say it several times. -Ladies clink glasses with leaders.

My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I want to give this man a glass of wine. This man is happy to drink. He won't go unless he drinks, that is, he won't go! -Women toast men.

5. Pour the wine into a white porcelain cup. Don't push the wine in front of you. Although wine is bad for human feelings, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. -A toast song by the people of Inner Mongolia grassland.

6, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow. -Toast a friend

7. At sunrise, the red flowers on the riverside win the fire. I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to those who do business in the sea.

8. Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -To old and new friends * * *

9, the white emperor in the cloud, half a catty. -The drinker.

10, showing off in the crisis, my sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for my brother.

1 1. Dude, I'll give her a drink. -This classic drinking game is mostly used by heroes to save America.

12, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

13, there is no cloud in the sky and drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

14, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink? -Let the drinker have a drink.

15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly. -For business banquets.

16, to make guests drink well, they must drink first-for their own families.

17, women are beautiful and talented, one cup after another, come together-accompany women to drink.

18, the foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Could it have frosted? Hold up a cup and have a drink. -Drinking with friends across the street

19, say nothing, the closest thing is big brother-drinking with the old man.

20. Are feelings iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip! -To friends

Second, the classic wine blocking words

A: If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face, and you are self-disciplined not to drink.

B: We are all bosom friends when we get together. Let's have a relaxing drink.

A: Qianshan has been in love. How about not drinking this cup?

B: A big river has wide waves. Do whatever you say in this glass of wine!

A: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

B: Tell the truth after drinking and refuse to obey your wife.

Friendship between gentlemen is as light as water-tea is not wine.

I'll sing you a song, and I won't drink it until it's finished.

Third, spell classic wine words on the wine table

1, the river has wide waves, so I'll do it with this cup.

2, a small amount, not a gentleman, not drinking, not a husband!

3, the east wind blows, the drums beat, who is afraid of drinking today!

Classic words to persuade wine.

When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "It's time to start again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Two little bees fly to the flowers. . . .

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they will kill you without being stabbed ~ ~ ~ a few times ~ ~

When will Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai come back after giving birth to his son ~ ~ ~

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

Drink revolutionary wine every day, go home and back to back with your wife,

My wife reported to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection said: It is not right to drink or not;

My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day;

My wife told the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he is drunk.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

It was noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a hero, not your wife! ! !

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

Small is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband!

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up. If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally

Drinking with people you don't like is a kind of pain; Drinking with the person you like is a touch.

● Talk as much as possible in social activities. I once met a master who easily turned back many cups of wine handed to him, full of laughter and abuse, but did not offend them. However, people with stupid mouths should not use this trick.

● Using the "dangerous transfer method" is to change the subject when the wine can't stop, or to shift your attention to another person present. If you succeed, you can get away with it. If you don't succeed, you can only drink.

● The amount of alcohol in the dinner is for toasting, and sometimes I will unconsciously drink the wine in my cup during the meal. In order not to "drink by yourself" like this, let the waiter keep the small cup. Otherwise, the strength of drinking is not spent on the blade, and it will be a big loss.

● Most people are very afraid of all kinds of entertainment at the end of the year. It can be said that as soon as they smell alcohol, they want to vomit. When they hear dinner, their stomachs will rise. As soon as they sit on the round table, there is only one thought in their minds, that is, looking for opportunities to escape.

There are usually three ways to refuse a toast: the first way is to ask for something non-alcoholic and explain why you don't drink it. The second method is to let the other person pour some wine in the cup in front of him, and then gently push the bottle away with his hand. According to etiquette, the wine in the cup can be dispensed with. The third way is when the toaster pours wine into his cup, tap the edge of the cup gently, meaning "I don't drink, thanks." When the host or friend warmly toasts himself, don't hide, let alone knock over the glass, or quietly pour the toast of others on the ground.

Toast should be enough, as long as it is sincere. Don't deliberately get others drunk, and don't secretly pour spirits into other people's soft drinks. For devout Muslims, toasting or even drinking is not allowed. Because it is against religious regulations for Muslims to drink alcohol. You shouldn't put many wine bottles on the dining table. At a formal banquet, all the hosts will propose a toast, and those who can drink will also have a drink in return.

When toasting, keep your upper body straight, your legs stand firm, raise your glass with both hands, and wait until the other person finishes drinking. The attitude of toasting should be warm and generous. At the grand banquet, the host will toast each table in turn, and each table can send a representative to the host's table for a drink in return.

Supplement:

One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not wine, and five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

As long as there is in your heart, tea is also wine!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

Every bosom friend has several glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Guests have to get drunk when they drink, or the host will be ashamed!

People can't walk without drinking!

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will?

Wine makes a hero, not your wife!

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup.

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally

A little more is a little more. Study hard, which is absolutely useful!