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Where can I sell cow tears?
The farm should have it. One day, I was bored wandering along a country road and met a scalper. It suddenly occurred to me that people often say that people can't see cows' tears, so I went forward to look at cows' eyes and tried to scare them to cry with sharp eyes, but failed ~ ... I was in trouble and found a garlic field next to me, ecstatic. I looked around to make sure that no one was there. I pulled it out and painted it on the cow's eyes, and the cow finally burst into tears ... However, out of strong curiosity, I tried to see what people couldn't see. I fought back the churning gastric juice in my heart and wiped the cow's tears that were easy to get my eyes ... Suddenly, the world was the same ... After wiping the cow's tears, I really couldn't help but be disappointed. There was nothing that no one could see, so I angrily questioned whether this cow was pure-bred, not at all, and then I left ... passing by a cemetery. The old man raised his head and then slowly turned his face to me ~ ... * * ~ ... What a kind old man, so I strengthened my determination to help him finish his unfinished business ... The old man happily told me, young man, thank you, but my rotten bones are really hard to pick ... I looked on the ground and found many bones, but they were a little broken, a little black and a bit like human bones. The old man sighed ~: "Oh, it's really ~ ~ ah, it's a pity that someone came the other day and dug up all my bones, and it was everywhere ~ ~ ah." Well, nobody cleaned up, so I had to do it myself. Fortunately, I met you ~ ~ …… "It's a pity that I didn't hear this compliment at the end of the old man's speech, because I have flashed to hundreds of meters at supersonic speed. What I want to say most is: Niu Ge, you are wrong. I said that since I met the ghost, I felt that this place in the countryside was sparsely populated, which really didn't suit me, so I took the ferry at lightning speed, then took the bus and then transferred to the subway to go back to the place where I was born and raised ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It was safe, and there were so many people on the street. ~, but it seems to be twice as much as usual ... Whatever, some people are not afraid ~ ~ Hehe, hungry ~ Go to the supermarket to buy some food first ~ ~ Today, the supermarket is also very lively ~ I slowly wander around in the food ~ I enjoy the quiet moment after the excitement brought by Niu Ge until I find that person ... ~ The yellow clothes don't look like modern people, even modern people can barely wear them, I'm sure. What puzzles me even more is that he actually picked up a bag of food. Smell it and put it down. ................................................................................................................................................ ...... They are satisfied with the offerings offered to ghosts and gods ... Murphy ~ ~ Murphy, this guy ... is not human ... His mood suddenly became tense. Fortunately, there are many people, and I am not afraid. At least he is a steel man separated by 6 feet 3 inches, so he is not so easily intimidated, so I continue to monitor this guy's every move ~ in fact, the main purpose is to pay attention to what he smells, which is probably not nutritious. As for me, if the enemy moves me, the enemy will not move me. Unfortunately, my tracking skills are really not good. I really regret that when 007 asked me to learn to be a spy from him, I refused, otherwise I wouldn't have been found by this guy from the 57 family now ~ he came over ... my legs began to shake, but my expression was calm and calm. I'm afraid I can't change my expression. Unfortunately, others have always regarded me as a model of courage ... Now, he is only 30 centimeters away from me. If his nose hadn't collapsed so much, it might have exceeded the warning line of 29 cm ... "Why follow me!" "Ha ~ ~ ~ ~ Ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ......" I'm really nervous about being speechless for a while ~ ~ ~ "What's your boy trying to do! ! ""... ~ No ~ No ~ ~ I won't stop you from smelling ~ No, it's not ~ I'll go first. " I turned to run, but this time I finally reacted ... but it was too late. I put my hand on my shoulder. I can feel goose bumps all over my clothes, but I dare not look back. There are some trembling voices behind me. It is said that exposing secrets that ghosts don't want to be seen through will be retaliated by ghosts. I don't know how miserable the ending will be ~ ~ I really can't speak ~ ~ Forget it, just consider it fate. Damn cow tears, damn it, speaking of tears, I seem to hear crying. .....................................................................................
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