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Can someone help me find a script about "Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back"?

Wukong and Bajie were extremely surprised and said in unison: Master, we are convinced

You

! Why are you so talented? Why didn't we

know?

Tang Dynasty

Monk

Disciples,

You see the development of Xixiang in this way, we must have a new There is a sense of crisis at the beginning.

We have to start from scratch

to learn new skills.

The rapid development of the times has left us with few advantages and opportunities.

If we don’t increase our self-value

recharge, we will soon be thrown to Gaolaozhuang, Bajie’s hometown, by the era of knowledge explosion. Let’s keep pace with the times.

Bajie continued:

"Master, you are the best! In fact, we have realized this a long time ago. You saw this thing in Sha Di's hand

No, do you know what it is?" (After speaking, he raised Lao Sha's Apple computer.)

Tang

Monk

: Apple Well, there are four generations of mobile phones. Love is crazy, love is crazy for four generations.

Bajie: Master is indeed very knowledgeable. Lao Sha is so rich. I couldn’t afford the fourth generation of Apple, but I bought four bags of apples!

Tang

Monk

: Xiaosha, you are less talkative recently than before. Are you studying this?

Sha

Monk: That is! Even though we are gods, we must keep pace with the times and keep up with the trends of the times.

Wukong: Master, you don’t know, Junior Brother Sha started researching

design a year ago, and now he is very professional, half a year ago

I was hired as a designer by Shenzhen Window Advertising Company!

Tang

Monk: Is this really true?

Why?

Sha Seng: Yes. Today is the group's annual meeting. I took some time to accompany you, the masters, but it's the end of the year and I have a lot of work on hand,

so I'm still working.

Tang

Monk: Hi, I didn’t expect that my third apprentice is so motivated. I feel comforted by my teacher. So, Wukong and Bajie, what progress have you made in the past half year?

Bajie:

Master,

Didn’t you always say that I have poor discipline before? I think this is also a bad shortcoming,

Old pig, I thought about changing it,

Later I went to Baoan Bihai City to apply for a security guard job,

I We need to better protect our masters.

This unit is awesome.

They arranged for us to have professional development training.

Look, I am now the same person as before. Is it different? (Put your chest out, make a pose, pose)

Tang

Seng: Hahahaha, really good, good! Wukong, are you spending your time causing trouble again? Look at Junior Brother and the others.

(Posting pictures of hip-hop troupe)

Wukong: Master, I’m not trying to be the first to say it, it doesn’t mean I’m not making progress, I’ve done it here too

A group of very good migrant workers

They were not professional artists at first, but they kept working hard for their dreams and achieved success. CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Tang Seng: Oh, is there such an incredible thing? Amitabha.

Bajie: Is that the Shenzhen migrant workers street dance group? I know, I know. (After finishing talking to Tang

Seng’s ear)

Tang

Seng: Oh, what did you learn from them?

Wukong:

I was moved by their spirit of pursuing their dreams,

They also plan to make a youth inspirational movie,

Seeing their progress

, I also secretly learned some talents that are guaranteed to shock the master and juniors. I will show them off next.

(Wukong starts pole dancing?) It is the climax of the show

Thundering applause and screams rising and falling?

Tang

Monk:

My disciple is really talented.

He is indeed my disciple.

We should re-plan our lives next. ?

Shashou:

(At this time, he came to the master and everyone with a computer) Master, brother, our head office, Wanyiyuan Group, is constantly in operation

To grow, we need many elites to join us. Have you seen online recruitment? Since you all have your own strengths, why not apply for the job together!

Everyone was happy and shouted in unison:

"Okay, okay, let's go now

, hurry up! Let's go!

The end

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