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Say I'm a cancer

1. Cancer likes to bicker with people she likes. Cancer is not good at expressing that she doesn't like texting or making phone calls. It is an exception for special people. Cancer needs to get along slowly, because cancer is a passive constellation. The longer she knows you, the better. She likes the feeling of running water. Besides sensibility, cancer can also be rational and terrible. Cancer women are very insecure, really super insecure.

2. Capricorn must think you are handsome, which must contain a hidden condition that you are rich. ([mail? Protected])

3. Cancer is optimistic and doesn't like to complain to others, let alone listen to others complain to themselves. So you'd better not complain in front of crabs, even if you are their best friend. When you complain about the first sentence, the crab will comfort you, and when you complain about the second sentence, the crab will agree with you. When you complain about the third sentence, make sure that Cancer has lost the patience to continue listening. Although it won't show, you will find that the crab has started to stop talking, just "hmm", "hmm" and "oh". Cancer can help you give advice and analyze problems, but it can't stand nagging and complaining.

Cancer doesn't like to talk when she is jealous, and she won't make it clear. It's just that you will find that crabs are a little angry, a little angry and have a strange tone of voice, so naturally they won't give you a good look.

5. If Cancer is really crazy, no one can hold it down. Of course, ta can't press ta herself. ...

6. Cancer has no requirements for friends, as long as people are good. It's okay to be a sinner when you're old. Because cancer doesn't like to be angry, won't hold grudges, and will tolerate everyone. Even if you hurt yourself, you only remember the good of others.

7. Most people think that cancer will be a human being and will not offend others. That's because cancer doesn't feel the need to be serious with them. In fact, cancer will speak very straight, and only when talking to good friends will they walk the line and always tell the truth. Being too direct occasionally hurts people, but it's all for the good of friends. For example, if you know that your best friend's boyfriend is with another girl, you won't be afraid that your best friend will be sad, so you will hide it. Cancer will bluntly help your best friend see the facts, face the facts and reduce future harm. In this regard, the crab as a friend has an unshirkable responsibility.

8. Don't flatter me. Crabs are not as vain and stupid as you think. They can clearly tell which sentence is wrong and which is wrong.

9. Don't hit others, except when joking.

10, don't feel inferior or care because you lost someone in front of the crab, because the crab will never care. Crabs feel that sometimes being ashamed is a lovely performance.

1 1. With the person you love, you will become very insecure and afraid of loneliness.

12 although I am a cancer, all the features that describe this constellation seem to be absent from me. I really encountered misunderstanding and injustice, only to find that I still have a blx.

13, all the horoscope books say that cancer is the warmest constellation, but as a big cancer, I don't know if it is warm or not for so many years, and I feel more and more dirty!

14, Cancer, are you like this? 1, you don't like texting, you don't like calling, you are a lazy egg, except special people. 2. Self-esteem is stronger than money, career and love. 3. Cancer needs to get along slowly, because crab is a passive constellation, a slow-heating constellation, and a constellation that can't be put down. The longer you know, the better. 4. Crabs know what gratitude is. If you treat them well, they will treat you well.

15, Cancer is actually very smart. This intelligence comes from care and observation. Every time the cancer around her comes to a new environment, she will jump down and observe everyone. Cancer often grasps the strengths, weaknesses and emotional death points of others, and then slowly and steadily lays hands on them. Cancer women are enterprising and have high emotional intelligence.

16. Crabs are eloquent, but they don't like to explain when misunderstood by others. Don't ask why, just don't like to explain.

17, don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. This is really an eternal truth. Do you want to think about yourself before hacking other people's constellations? Are you perfect? You are not perfect, there is no need to embarrass and criticize others. Quickly delete Weibo who hacked other people's constellations, because rude dissemination of negative energy will be rewarded. Because another sentence is also an eternal truth: if you come out to mix, you will pay it back sooner or later. ([mail? Protected])

[mail? Sitting in the corner, enjoying the happiness of others from a distance. 2, knowing that the heartache is already bleeding, it is really difficult to hold up an indifferent smile. Never say what I want, only make up my mind in the dark. The emotion expressed by eyes is far more than what you hear from my mouth. I longed for a warm hug without saying anything.

19, tolerance. Crabs only tolerate others, not themselves. They are very strict with themselves and often have a hard time with themselves. Don't ask why, the crab doesn't even know.

20. Cancer is the kind of circle of friends who seems to get along well with everyone, playing good cards everywhere, Xiaotian shit. Steady and responsible personality, in fact, the heart is still full of childishness. Obviously, I hold a flower stand of a peace messenger in my heart-I don't exchange half a tear with a real friend. I'm sorry if I didn't treat you as a friend! You may never get a chance to see their true colors in disguise.

2 1, Cancer is rational during the day and emotional at night. Strong during the day and weak at night. Tears for a word, not for a word of love. One minute I was holding hands, and the next minute I was letting go. I thought a lot, thought of perfect love, and finally got hurt. When you fall in love, a moth puts out a fire. When you don't love, you are silent and indifferent.

22. When the night of Iqiyi, my favorite, came, I still felt a little excited. I don't feel much change. No matter what I do, I feel I don't hate it. Getting married and having children is also my own wish. Cancer is more family-oriented and doesn't like the life tenure of the J family. It's actually quite good. The personal recording industry has come out and the music film has been completed.

Cooperation. Crabs like to cooperate with others and accommodate others. Self-awareness is relatively weak. In fact, cancer is not sociable and generally doesn't like to talk much. Small honesty, small conservatism. Although his mouth is clumsy, he knows what to say and what not to say. However, when there are many people, you will not be petty and speak generously. This is also a reason why crabs have outstanding temperament and good popularity.

24. Cancer likes to bicker with people she likes, but she doesn't quarrel loudly or at all. You want to argue, you can. Cancer will only turn away.

25. Crabs think that lovers who break up can still be friends. As long as the other party is willing, I hope everyone is well.

26. Capricorn's heart is like the sea. You think you have seen everything, but you forget that you are a Capricorn fish. What you see is always the tip of the iceberg. Never try to guess Capricorn's mind. If you guess, you won't get it, because they themselves are submerged in this sea. Besides, Capricorn hates suspicion. Once you annoy the good-tempered Capricorn, it will not only set off waves, but also be a decisive ice peak. ([mail? Protected])

27. Whether it's a friend or a lover, Cancer definitely protects you outside. Even if you are wrong, you are unreasonable. But when you are alone afterwards, you will tell you what they think is wrong with you.

28, rarely say a promise, once said, it will be fulfilled; I seldom say "I love you", but when I say it, I really love you. I like to prove everything with my actions. Heavy sense of responsibility.

29. Depressed or injured crabs don't need anyone's comfort, and they don't give up on themselves. All you need is space, time and an optimistic heart. I will comfort myself, convince myself to relax, heal myself and arm myself. At this time, it is best not to take care of the crab, because the appearance of friends will not help the crab, and the crab does not want his friends to see him depressed and injured.

30, super forbearance, for example, obviously want to see someone, but will not meet; For example, if you want to know someone, you don't ask anything unless you don't want to endure it.

3 1, Cancer pays more attention to the inside than the outside, and pays more attention to the spirit than the material.

32. I used to believe that as a cancer, I was very sentimental and indecisive, but the reality is that sentimentality can't solve the problem, it will only make people feel that you are weak, indecisive, too opinionated, narrow-minded and unable to rely entirely on your family. Nothing has been achieved, and I have become a wife. Now I just want to be alone, not attached to anyone.

33. Cancer doesn't like to make demands on others. I don't ask anything from my friends. If I ask you something, it means that I like you very much and trust you very much, but even if I trust another person, Cancer rarely asks for anything. Because Cancer is happy-go-lucky, her mind is calm and carefree. I don't like to owe anyone.

34. I don't want to talk when I am angry, I will giggle when I am happy, I will keep it in my heart when I am wronged, and I will want to be known when I care. Frankly speaking, if you find something wrong, don't play dumb. Pay great attention to the first impression, almost at first sight determines life and death. I don't like talking to people on my own initiative, but I'm forgetful. No matter what's important or not, it's easy to forget. Paranoid and pessimistic, pursuing perfection. If you can't stand it, don't come into my world. I am a cancer.

35, small things are confused, big things are smart. Some crabs look just like normal people, but when they talk, they will find that they don't know some very simple things. Don't think it's fake. The crab is like this. Surprisingly simple, he doesn't understand what everyone knows. After discovering simplicity, don't think that crabs are stupid and don't know anything. Great things can still be smarter, more opinionated and more insightful than you. Crabs are not as smart as you think, they are not careful people; Crabs are not as stupid as you think. They have great wisdom.

36. Crab love is not equal to love. Affectionate but not promiscuous.

37. I am really a professional with children. After this, I'll take that ... Is cancer destined to have children? Life is really lonely as snow. ...

I don't like to pry into the private affairs of too many friends, because I feel impolite. I don't like forcing people I like to talk about things they don't want to talk about. Crabs think this is a kind of respect.

39. I like to create small surprises and romance.

40. Cancer's mentality is neutral and calm. Regardless of gender, the analysis and handling of problems will not be extreme because of gender issues. Don't be surprised. Cancer always seems to be in no hurry, and can think calmly even in very chaotic situations. I don't know why, but it is natural.

4 1, Libra doesn't like to talk when she is jealous, and she won't make it clear. It's just that you will find Libra a little angry and have a strange tone of voice, which naturally won't give you a good look. Libra, are you the same ([mail? Protected])

[mail? Protected] [E-mail? I couldn't coax him, so I had to take him to the psychiatric department of the hospital, and I accidentally sent him to a mental hospital. My boyfriend broke up with me after he ran away. Answer downstairs, he didn't chop you to death, which means he loves you. The landlord replied, well, he cut himself half to death. ...

43. Cancer is a constellation that is inherently insecure and has been looking for a sense of security all his life. Cancer has a deep attachment to a stable relationship. When a relationship can't go on, they will be very sad. After falling in love, their favorite thing to do is to stare blankly at the second-hand things they bought together in the past, and they will be very depressed when they go to the places they have been together. It's normal not to eat or sleep, and life is a mess, which is more reasonable.

44. Cancer is absolutely loyal to friends, but often underestimates itself. You can only find out when you encounter something.

45. Cancer can't be so sensitive, intuitive and easy to understand other people's lies. Cancer really hates it when the closest person lies to TA. This kind of injury will last for a long time and it is hard to forget. Don't lie to Cancer, it will only make you cover it up with explanations like a clown. Cancer who loves you can only look on coldly with your self-directed and self-performed "fairy tale".

46. 1996, Cancer, a northeast girl, a kindergarten teacher. She likes laughing and dancing. She is very artistic.

47. The little moves of the lovers of the twelve constellations when they are jealous-Cancer is sensitive and suspicious. In fact, they are easily jealous. When they are jealous, they just ignore people, but the strong smell of gunpowder can still be smelled. They are calm in appearance, but they already have them in their minds. Calm Cancer still couldn't stop his thoughts, so he pretended to be indifferent and asked his lover about his rival in love. .

48. It's easy to get rid of cancer. Crabs don't pester, don't woo, and don't give love. Similarly, the dead love of Cancer is absolutely impossible to rekindle.

49. Besides sensibility, cancer can also be rational and terrible. I will consider the future of two people realistically. If I feel that there is no future, I will think of letting go, but it is very difficult.

50, the guardian stone of cancer women-red agate Cancer women are gentle and introverted, and everything likes to be placed in the bottom of my heart and digested by myself. Therefore, the personality is inevitably gloomy, and it is even more timid in social situations.

5 1, I'll go Cancer people are so awkward. It's really embarrassing. I can try to avoid dealing with people in this constellation in the future. I'm going to ... it's disgusting ...

If a crab tells you "I don't like you" or something similar after your confession, it is equivalent to sentencing you to death. At this time, don't think about continuing to work hard to move crabs. It's no use. Crabs are like springs. The harder you push, the farther they will bounce you. Crabs can be cruel to people they don't like. Even if they feel guilty, they will continue to be cruel, as if this is the coldest time for crabs. If you want to be friends, don't do anything.

53, self-esteem is very strong! Better than money, better than career, better than love.

54. I don't like making decisions. I don't care about small things. I like to listen to my friends' views on major issues. If you are someone that Cancer can trust, they will ask your opinion. All you need to do is analyze and decide that cancer will do it by itself. If they think your analysis makes sense, they will ponder it in their hearts. Use it where feasible. If cancer has its own ideas, once a decision is made, even if the whole world opposes it, there is almost no possibility of change and it will go its own way. In fact, it is more or less intuitive. However, cancer's intuition is quite accurate most of the time.

55. Cancer people are rude to you, such as coming out in the dark and saying rude things, often because of impulsiveness or because of their own affectation. You may regret it afterwards. Just coax and say something nice. Don't really feel rude. Cancer is really rude, so I won't explain it much and I won't talk to you. No matter how enthusiastic.

56. Please don't believe in Cancer's homesickness (only when the family can give her a sense of security), Cancer's motherhood (she lacks patience and is full of emotions), Cancer's gentleness and obedience (meekness is "means" and tears are "stunts"), and Cancer's singleness (emotionality, rich imagination and lack of control).

57. Cancer means whether you talk or not, and I will ignore you if you don't talk or not. Aquarius is whether you say it or not. Do you fucking love to talk? Taurus means whether you talk or not, and I won't fucking talk if you don't talk. Shooter is what you said. Don't talk. Don't talk. I'll do it. ([mail? Protected])

58. Cancer is easy to cheat, because it is simple. Crabs don't just wonder if others are lying to themselves.

Love Quotations: There is an island in my heart, and you are my tide.

1, constant losses make me fearless.

2. Personality is the highest level.

When you are lovelorn once, it seems that you suddenly understand the meaning of all love songs.

I yearn for a relaxed life in which I wake up naturally every day and can cry and laugh at any time.

5. Fold the earphones every time, and they will be entangled when you use them next time. = means tangled and unscientific.

6, long handsome is useless, can you use your face to swipe your card on the street?

7. Unwilling people talk about whether promises are appropriate or not.

8. After having you, I have the whole world.

9. I watch the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

10, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

1 1, I love you so much, time knows.

12 I expressed my love, passed my blessing and shared my blessing.

13, [It turned out that it wasn't the masonry that made my eyes shine, but the eyes I cried. ]

14, as long as you are unwilling, it is not the time to give up.

15. I have an island in my heart. You are my tide.

16, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows.

17, I enlarged a dream to the whole earth.

18, the spoony heart has long faded, and the pain of missing is not so difficult. The leaves are silent and the years are innocent.

19, if I meet you and get better, then I want to keep this self and try to meet the next day. Maybe I came to this city just to meet you, and the meaning of meeting you is just to say goodbye to you.

20, if there is no love in the world, how good.

2 1. Please walk with me in sunny days, be melancholy with me in cloudy days, hold an umbrella for me in rainy days and keep me warm in winter. You are more beautiful and charming than every magnificent and brilliant ideal of mine.

22. I'm actually easy to coax, but please don't make this a condition for you to do whatever you want.

23. Time tells me that I should cherish you. What about you? Time, without telling you, should you cherish me?

24. When all romance returns to nature and years change the face of youth, will you grow old with me?

25. Who said anything about understanding human nature? I never understood it before.

26, because time goes forward, stop because of you!

27. You spend all your time waiting for someone, and that person is not necessarily waiting for you.

28. The less you believe something, the more it will happen. . . . It's true.

29. When you send your heart away, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed.

Whenever you call, I will be there.

3 1, don't choose a better person, choose someone who can make you better.

32. You have experienced many people in your life, stopping and going, on and off, taking you to remember, and finally leaving me.

33. The person who hasn't come yet and hugs like a friend has become a stranger.

34.[ Your silence is my loss]

I'm afraid of being left out and forgotten, but in the end it's a waste of time.

36. Cooked ducks fly, and some people may go crazy; Live ducks fly by and people may be indifferent.

37. I thought I would go back in time. I'm sorry

38. As time goes by, the years are quiet; But they have quietly become each other's dependence.

39. I have my dream, my ideal, how great it is, and no one can catch it.

40. The second cup is half price. No, I'm alone.

4 1, in the face of your lies, I remain silent; It's not that I don't care, but that I don't know how to accompany you to the end of the play;

42. A city that likes night, a city with neon lights.

I have an island in my heart, and you are my tide.

1, people are constantly rummaging through memories, but they can't find themselves at that time.

I pretend that the past is not important, but I find that I can't do it.

3, smile, not everyone understands my pain.

When you are commenting on others, you are also reflecting on yourself.

5, people are not sweet and have no money.

6. When you say that love is not as perfect as you think, someone will be busy saying goodbye.

7. The more I want to know if I have forgotten, the clearer I remember.

8. How many persistent children are waiting for the hand to be taken away?

9. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

10, the pain that has been said has calmed down, and it only touches my heart if I don't say it.

1 1, all weekends that don't aim at sleeping are hooligans!

12, cool, cool but popular; Through, through but not completely.

13, I really hate that feeling. I feel sad, but I don't know why, I just feel sad.

14, breaking up is not terrible, what is terrible is that he never loved you.

15, my ideal is simple: have the body of Monkey Brother and live the life of Bajie!

16, I began to listen to some very old songs, only to understand that everything in my life will grow old.

17, if I could control love at will, I wouldn't be so embarrassed.

18, I have passed by countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark!

19, I used to have schizophrenia, and now we have all recovered!

20. Love only comes when you are sad, and only when you are lonely.

2 1, tolerance is your tolerance, and it is my ability to be tolerant or not.

22. It's not terrible to leave you. The terrible thing is that I will put away my dependence on you.

23. I have an island in my heart, and you are my tide.

24. We often ignore those who love us, but love those who ignore us.

25. I cried, laughed, played, hesitated, failed, tried, cried, passed by, passed by, and finally passed.

26. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

27. The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love loves someone else, but you are still being stupid.

28. When I woke up, the sunshine and you were there. This is the future I want.

29. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

30, how many idiots, knowing that there is no result, but still paranoid love.

3 1. Don't try to find the best things when you least expect them to.

Give me a reason to forget how much you love me.

The best time in life is when you and I become "us".

If memory is a square city, then I am willing to paint the ground as a prison and trap myself in it.

As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.

Third, on the runway of life, some people appreciate the scenery attentively, and some people try to make themselves a landscape, which is a kind of beauty.

Fourth, companionship and understanding are more important than love.

If memory is a square city, then I am willing to paint the ground as a prison and trap myself in it.

6. It's just that people in my life come and go, and I never have the courage to accept your departure or arrival.

Seven, winter has arrived, and the body is still straight. A sentimental article

I have heard that memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison. Repeated forbearance and repeated concessions brought lies to the banquet.

Nine, the origin is extinguished, and the edge is thick and light, which is beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

Ten, some roads look very close, but in fact they are far away. Life is half a reality and half a dream.

1 1. I met you in the dark. Facts have proved that this is not impossible. It turns out that only you can. Beautiful QQ love phrases

Twelve, I thought that love can overcome everything, but who knows that she sometimes has no strength. I thought that love can fill the regrets in life, but it is love that creates more regrets. Rain or shine, repeated in a love. For another person, the sky will not be blue forever.

Thirteen, growth, not only took away time, but also took away the courage that was not afraid of losing.

Maybe you can love many people, but only one person will make you laugh the brightest and cry the saddest.

Fifteen, there is no despair in life, and despair lies in the fact that one's heart has not been opened.

16. Even the sunshine in winter can't warm people's hearts.