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If you apologize like this, it will be easy to reconcile immediately.
Don’t apologize like that
Fancy apology
1. A little penguin fell down with a snap, and a little bird chirped and laughed at it : "Are you planning to lie down for the rest of your life? Why don't you get up!" The little penguin said angrily: "Yes, I'm sorry!"
2. One day, Taro Ni and Bobo had a fight, and Taro Ni was angry. Having to run away from home, Milk Tea felt that Bobo was too much and eloped with him, leaving only one person. Bobo, so, do you want this Bobo or not?
3. A pineapple went to get a haircut. It sat there for a long time and the barber never gave it a haircut, so it said, "Take care of me!"
4. There was a pineapple. A little duck was queuing up and wanted to align with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't align no matter what, so it muttered: "No duck, no duck (sorry)."
5 , you owe me five yuan, now I owe you ten yuan.
6. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally paid because of m?sorry (I' msorry!)
7. "The sum of the first term plus the last term is multiplied by the number of terms divided by two" to find the sum.
8. One day an aloe vera saw the muddy ground. There was a kudzu moss in it, and Aloe wondered why kudzu moss couldn't be kept in a flower pot. Then Aloe Vera suddenly realized, because Ge loves mud (I love you).
9. The moon leaves home during the day. I ran away and came back at night. When will you come back?
10. One day, Yaya went shopping with her boyfriend. The street was very crowded. Yaya held a hand in panic, but it turned out not to be the case. Her boyfriend. So Yaya said in a panic, "I'm holding the wrong duck, I'm holding the wrong duck. "I'm sorry, I was wrong.
11. One day, the little bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that couldn't be cleaned no matter how hard he washed it. Mother Bear said: "You should rub it carefully. "Little Bear said with red eyes: "I rubbed it, I rubbed it. "Did you hear that? I was wrong.
12. Hello, your friend fainted due to excessive regret. Here is a bottle of antidote. Are you willing to save him?
13. Once, the little rabbit and the little bear went out for a picnic and had a barbecue. The little rabbit brought a lot of things, except for the lottery, so he turned to the little bear and said: "Hold the lottery, hold the lottery." "
14. Vegetables were competing in a skinny competition. Eggplant saw a cucumber and found that the cucumber's waist was very thin, so the eggplant kept muttering: It's not as thin as a melon, it's not as thin as a melon, it doesn't matter. .
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2? . ? Bi-ぁぉぃな Ye Yue
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