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What is a weird profession?

Occupations arise from special events encountered in life. Behind all kinds of "special occupations" are also condensed the ups and downs of ordinary people.

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Tell you in one minute what job you wouldn’t dare to do if you were given 100,000 a month

Introduction to dog walker Meal companion, runner, packing friend circle, frustrated listening teacher saying good night, hotel experience engineer, professional ghost pretender, mistress, persuading quitter, toy repairman, professional errand runner, crab sheller, real estate quality inspector, TA speaking reference materials

Introduction

Chinese people choose careers very carefully. There is an old proverb: "Men are afraid of getting into the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man." This just emphasizes the importance of making the right career choice. However, today's young people are no longer satisfied with traditional jobs. They need some novel ways to express themselves and realize value. [1]

Some career choices may seem outlandish, but most are driven by the demands of modern lifestyles. Of course, behind these various "special occupations" are also condensed the ups and downs of ordinary people.

Dog walker

Professional declaration

Dog walker is a profession that requires 100% love. I hope that I can allow more dogs to have fun outdoors. .

Career prospects

In the fast-paced life, pets are good companions for urban people. However, many dog ??owners often have no time to walk their dogs due to their busy work schedule, and the emergence of dog walkers , solved this problem to a great extent. It is expected to be very popular in the future, but there are certain regional limitations.

Case

The protagonist of the dog walker: Xiao Zhou

The dog walker

Age: 26 years old

Xiao Zhou is an accountant in a public institution. Xiao Zhou has loved dogs since she was a child. When she was in elementary school, her father brought back a fluffy Shih Tzu dog, which has since become her closest friend. In getting along with the dog, Xiao Zhou gradually became more patient and caring.

A few years ago, after she started working, she, who loves dogs, kept a Labrador puppy as a companion. Since getting Little Pudding, Xiao Zhou has taken him for a walk on the road near his home every morning and evening, and he has met many like-minded dog friends in the community.

One morning, while she was waiting for the elevator with her dog, she happened to meet her neighbor who was about to go out in a hurry. When her neighbor saw her getting ready to walk her dog, she asked her with embarrassment if she could also walk her golden retriever Lele. However, she had not taken Lele out for a walk for several days because she was too busy with work recently.

Lele and Little Pudding are good friends, and he also likes Lele very much. Xiao Zhou readily agreed without even thinking about it. In this way, Xiao Zhou began to help her neighbors walk their dogs. Unexpectedly, several "pet friends" who lived in the same community came to visit her, hoping that she could also help her walk their dogs. They also offered to pay monthly .

In this way, every morning and evening, there is an interesting scenery in the community. A tall and slender girl drags four or five dogs of different sizes and coats, which is as spectacular and beautiful as a military parade. style. Once, she was leading three large dogs and two small dogs by herself. She weighed only more than 90 kilograms and was dragged away. She almost had to go wherever the dogs wanted to go. When it was windy again, "I would It’s like a kite being flown by a dog,” Xiao Zhou said with a happy smile.

Xiao Zhou said that in fact, the job of a dog walker is not easy to do. On the one hand, it is hard work. Most of the time, you have to watch and prevent the dogs from chewing things and defecating randomly. Be more careful on the road. Once, when Xiao Zhou was walking on a crosswalk with several puppies, she was almost hit by a car that ran a red light. The driver not only refused to apologize but also cursed, which scared her and left the road quickly.

She currently has three or four dogs that she regularly walks, plus the ones that are occasionally entrusted to her temporarily. At most, she has to take six or seven dogs out at once, which is really hard for her to handle alone.

However, Xiao Zhou said that the reason why he became a dog walker was partly to find a part-time job to supplement his income during his spare time, and more importantly, out of his love for small animals.

Now, Xiao Zhou wants to find some like-minded friends through the Internet to organize a small group of dog walkers, hoping to help more owners who have no time and energy to take care of their pets share the work of dog walking, and also It allows more dogs to enjoy the joy of playing outdoors.

Fine Accompanying

Professional Declaration

Who else would I rather be with you to enjoy a happy life with you?

Career Prospects

Fanbian is not only a simple place to eat and chat with, but also has the function of a food map. It is more suitable for young people and may become a very popular part-time job in the future.

Case

Narrator: Chaochao

Age: 25 years old

Chaochao’s favorite thing is all kinds of holidays. Weekends, Valentine's Day, and Singles' Day are the busiest times for Chaochao. However, he is not a salesperson in a shopping mall. He is an employee of a media company and is responsible for dealing with customers. But the second job we are going to talk about today is also far away. No advertising: he is just selling himself.

Chaochao is an active member in his circle of friends. He can know exactly where new shopping malls are opened, where new dishes are launched, where movies are cheap, and where there are group purchases for singing. But as a single man, he would sometimes feel anxious when facing a table with endless dishes while holding a group-buying coupon for two. One day, Chaochao was browsing Moments and saw a status message from a friend he was familiar with: I really want to eat Xiaoyu’s hot pot, but I’m too lazy to go alone. Is there anyone I can go with? Chaochao immediately replied: Let’s go out in the evening! The two of them made an appointment to have a hot pot meal together. During the dinner, my friend joked that it's not fun for you to sit around alone, so you might as well just eat with others from now on.

It was a joke from a friend, but Chaochao found it somewhat interesting. Then Chaochao posted this message on the city's Internet: Are you still feeling lonely and embarrassed because you can't find anyone to eat with? Professional accompaniment to meals can relieve a person's boredom and boredom.

Originally, he posted this advertisement as a half-joke. Unexpectedly, he received a call the next day. The other party was a girl who timidly asked him if it was true that he would accompany him to dinner. It was super She was very interested and said that of course it was true, so the two of them made an appointment to meet at a restaurant. After meeting the girl, she said she contacted him with the idea of ??giving it a try. She had just fallen out of love and couldn't find anyone to talk to, so she just wanted to have a meal and chat with a stranger, but she didn't expect it to be so reliable.

Since then, Chaochao has started to "take orders" for various dinner companions in the circle of friends and on the information network of the same city. There is a person who is on a business trip from another city and is not familiar with, and there is a single person who has no one to accompany him to dinner. Boring, just enough people to have a buffet... There are various reasons for inviting him to dinner, and Chaochao also "tried" a lot of restaurants because of this job. He said that many people now are afraid of the loneliness and embarrassment of traveling alone. Sometimes when a person sits in a restaurant, he can seem to see other people looking at him strangely, so many people would rather find a stranger to accompany them and chat with them.

Once, he received a call. The other party was a boy, saying that he and his girlfriend were in a long-distance relationship. His girlfriend happened to be in the same city as Chaochao, and his girlfriend’s birthday was coming soon. He was here. Zuocheng didn't know any other friends, so he hoped that Chaochao could have a meal with his girlfriend on his behalf and send him a bouquet of flowers. Chaochao put down the phone and was a little touched. In this era when typing "I love you" on WeChat will fill the screen with roses, there are still people who insist on true love. Chaochao did not live up to the client's expectations and chose for him. The most beautiful roses successfully gave that girl a big birthday surprise.

There are countless examples of this that are either touching or "weird". Chaochao, who had a great time eating, said that he, who loves good food, not only had a tooth ceremony, but also made many friends through eating with him. As a young friend, I learned about many different lives, which was very interesting. Now he is also contemplating launching richer services such as watching movies and playing games together.

However, Chaochao said that the income from the catering business is actually not high, and he does not intend to make a fortune from this. He mainly wants to use this interesting way to pass the boring time after get off work, and at the same time Can make more friends.

Running companion

Professional declaration

What I accompany is not running, but health

Career prospects

Many urbanites are in a sub-healthy state. It is expected that runners will share healthy living habits through running with them. It is expected to become a new trend in the future. However, the requirements for runners are also relatively high. They not only need physical support, but also have the ability to Certain theoretical support in sports and health.

Case

Protagonist: Lin Yan

Age: 28 years old

Lin Yan is a gym coach and it was the first time I met him People can guess nine out of ten of his profession - just look at his strong muscles and handsome mermaid lines.

Lin Yan, who loves to talk and laugh, is very popular among members due to his sunny personality. One of his private trainers was an overweight adolescent boy. The boy's parents were worried about his physical condition, so they sent him to Lin Yan to lose weight. At first, Lin Yan asked him to exercise on the treadmill as usual, but he couldn't persist at all. After running for less than ten minutes, he was out of breath and went on strike. Later, with the insistence of the boy's parents, Lin Yan came up with a good idea - to accompany him for a night run in Fenhe Park every day, with the ultimate goal of five kilometers.

In this way, Lin Yan started his "running companion" career. At first, the boy felt like he was exercising on a treadmill. He couldn't run for a while. Later, with Lin Yan's encouragement and supervision, Next, he slowly ran to two kilometers, three kilometers, five kilometers...

After more than three months, the boy's weight dropped from more than 170 kilograms to 140 kilograms, successfully achieving his weight loss goal. Lin Yan Xin couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment.

Unexpectedly, unintentionally planting willows and willows will create shade. One day, while working in the gym, he received a call. The other party was the parent of a junior high school student. He said that he heard that a "little fat guy" in his son's class had successfully lost weight. His own child also had the same problem and he didn't know if he could. Let him help his children with weight loss exercises.

Lin Yan realized that there was more than one student with the same problem. Many teenagers who were overweight in adolescence did not have time to go to the gym to exercise and could only use their time to run in the evening. So Lin Yan had an idea. He recruited his first batch of running students by handing out flyers at the school gate, and Lin Yan officially became a "running" coach.

The exercise method is very simple: just running. Through Lin Yan’s scientific guidance, sports injuries that may occur during running are avoided. Starting from short distances, the daily goal is increased by 500 meters, and during running training , enhance interactivity and fun. People who often walk in Fenhe Park can see him running hard with a few "little fat guys" almost every day.

Lin Yan said that "running with you" is not as simple as everyone thinks. In addition to scientific goals and plans, students' completion must also be checked. Those who come to the running camp are all about weight. Many children with a relatively large base cannot adapt to such intensity. He has to encourage and supervise everyone all the time. Sometimes in order to boost morale, he also leads the students to shout slogans. Running not only exercises the body, but also perseverance.

Now there are not only children but also some adults who have made reservations to run with Lin Yan. Some hope to be urged to run every day through the supervision of coaches, and some are running enthusiasts preparing for marathons. I hope Lin Yan will As a sports guide, Yan can give more scientific advice.

Lin Yan said that he never thought that running could change his life to such a great extent. Now he has quit his job at the gym and is focusing on expanding his running training camp. In the future, he also wants to do something for others. Courses are tailor-made for people with different needs to promote the charm of running.

Packaging Moments

Professional Declaration

Packaging your Moments beautifully will bring you closer to internet celebrities

Career prospects

Packaging a circle of friends requires not only a taste for life, but also a certain level of technical content. First, you must be proficient in various beauty software, and secondly, you must understand a little bit of poetry and poetry. With the advent of the self-media era, this emerging profession may become completely popular.

Case

Narrator: Xiaoyu

Age: 30 years old

Xiaoyu is an illustrator who loves life and reading. After graduation, she worked as an art teacher in a school and also worked as a part-time art editor for a newspaper. She was born in the 1980s and was an out-and-out fresh girl: flowing short hair that reached her ears, a long skirt that reached her ankles, and her eyes were crooked when she smiled. It looks like a crescent moon. During the day, she works in the workplace like everyone else. After work, she transforms into a "little expert in the circle of friends" that everyone is looking for.

When I opened Xiaoyu’s circle of friends, I saw beautiful sentences and beautified photos, each of which was exquisite. In the comments of her circle of friends, many friends left messages: "Wow, what photo editing software do you use? Do you have any tips on using filters?" "Wow, I like you so much, goddess!"

Once, a girl in the office begged her to help her retouch her pictures to make her selfies look better, and add some nice words to show her connotation. Xiaoyu asked why she suddenly cared about Moments. ? My colleague was embarrassed to say that he had just added the WeChat account of a boy he liked, and wanted to make his online image more beautiful. Xiaoyu smiled knowingly and started to help her colleagues run a circle of friends. Later, after a few dates, a colleague sent Xiaoyu a WeChat red envelope, saying that Xiaoyu had been a great help. Only then did Xiaoyu realize how important a person's appearance in the circle of friends is in the era of online social networking, which also gave her a lot of help. Inspired by this, she opened her "Moments Style Studio".

Most of the orders she received were simple: some wanted to make the landscape photos they took more beautiful, some wanted to add an appropriate text to their pictures, and there were many more. Foodies come to her specifically to make cute cartoon characters on the food photos they take. For this kind of job, she can receive several orders every day, and the sources are all friends. The income is actually a big or small red envelope. .

Later, a stranger found her one time. It turned out to be the editor of a food website. He saw from a friend that the food photos she had modified looked particularly attractive, so he wanted to invite her as a guest. As the editor of their official WeChat public account, they will give her some materials every day. She only needs to modify them with her hands and add touching sentences. The content she edited always attracts more people to read and like. .

Now she not only takes over the business of the website, but also helps some micro-business friends in her circle of friends edit advertising slogans and advertising pictures. In this way, she uses her hobby to develop this small business in her spare time. Her side job actually brought her a lot of income, and now Xiaoyu has become a "big deal" in her circle of friends. Xiaoyu said that it was very gratifying to be able to develop what she is good at into a job, and she also thanked everyone for their recognition of her.

Frustrated Listener

Professional Statement

Listen to your negative energy, hoping to bring some miracles and warmth to this huge city.

Career prospects

Urban people are under a lot of pressure to survive, and listening to negative energy is expected to be very popular in the future. At the same time, if listening teachers can learn a little bit of psychological knowledge, they may be more professional.

Case

Narrator: Guan Feng

Age: 35 years old

Guan Feng is the owner of Migu Cafe in a provincial city , who is a Cancer, has a particularly gentle temper, and treats every customer who comes to the store as close as a long-standing friend. Some customers come often, and they will sit next to the bar and chat with them casually while drinking.

Once, a little girl who was a regular customer came with swollen eyes and she looked like she had just cried. Guan Feng asked. Unexpectedly, the little girl started crying immediately. Guan Feng was startled and looked carefully. After asking for a long time, she found out that her pet cat had passed away. She had no time to tell others how uncomfortable she was, so she just cried behind closed doors at home. Guan Feng comforted her for a long time and tried his best to coax her into crying and laughing. The little girl later joked that you should start a listening association. We would come to you every day to complain. How comfortable it would be. Guan Feng was very happy to hear this, so he wrote on a small blackboard on the bar: "Professional and frustrated listening, price: a cup of coffee."

Unexpectedly, this "listening association" has really started. Guan Feng makes drinks while listening to various stories from old friends or new friends almost every day. When he is not busy, he also sits Come down and reminisce or complain with each other, and slowly spread the word in the coffee circle that he has a "human flesh tree cave" here. The number of customers who come here is gradually increasing, and some people even come here to see this willing person. What does a boss who is an emotional trash can look like?

Some people worry about whether too much negative emotions will affect themselves, but Guan Feng happily shakes his head. He said that he hears different bad things from different people every day, and after a long time, he will get weirded out. No wonder, sometimes I feel that the lower limit of my tolerance for negative emotions is increasing. I used to be depressed for a while when I encountered something unhappy. But now when I think about other people experiencing the same troubles every day, I feel relieved. " And the coffee is sold a lot, I’m not happy enough, haha!”

Guan Feng said that this kind of thing is mutual, he can do his best to resolve other people’s frustrations, and wait until he encounters difficulties one day! Yes, I hope my friends can shed some light on it. "A cup of coffee is just an excuse for warmth. I am willing to open my heart to strangers, and I also hope that those who receive my warmth can pass it on to others, so that the world can be a better place, and my efforts will not be in vain."

Say good night

Career declaration

Let my good night greetings bring you warmth and strength

Career prospects

A good night text message is more than just a text message. It is a thoughtful greeting and warm care, full of positive energy. As long as the direction does not deviate, there is a lot of room for the future.

Case

Narrator: Xiaomu

Age: 24 years old

Xiaomu is her pseudonym and she is a student in the Chinese Department A graduate student, she launched a customized service called Good Night SMS. For an inexpensive price, the seller can receive a good night greeting full of warmth and love within the agreed period. According to the customer's request, she sometimes uses different names to send text messages, such as Rose, Lucy, and Little Prince, which are all names that can bring you infinite good feelings. At first, she saw a girl in China selling her time on TV. As she usually likes to write, a thought came to her mind: Can I use the power of words to bring some comfort to others in this complicated world? After discussing it with her friends, she tried to offer a "good night text message customization" service on Taobao, and received her first order that night.

Xiaomu’s good night text message mainly comes from a summary of her own life. It is different from the chicken soup for the soul that is everywhere on the Internet. She will conceive different ideas according to the changes of seasons, changes in weather, and hotly discussed events. Every day is different. The content of the text message, and more, is to soothe the buyer's soul. One time, a buyer purchased a month's SMS service, but the number he left was someone else's. After detailed questioning, he found out that he wanted to send a good night text message expressing "I love you" to his girlfriend every day. Xiaomu felt very sweet after receiving such an order - isn't it a happy thing to be able to be an adult? Xiaomu is thinking of different expressions every day: "I love you until all the volcanoes around the world are extinguished and until all the glaciers melt. I hope you are the only one with me. Good night." "I love you in all the windy and snowy nights. I miss you, I miss you all the nights when the spring rain pours. You are the grass growing and the orioles flying. You are where all my eyes are. Good night.

She sent such love words for a month, and a month later she received a text message from the girl: "Thank you for making me believe in love again." ”

Xiaomu’s good night message is like a gentle hand, soothing the souls of many people and providing people with a faint warmth in the city in the silent night.

Hotel Experience Manager

When this job first appeared in China, it was called the best job in the world because the lucky employees who did this job could stay in high-end hotels and stay in the hotel. Get paid for it If you have a keen eye for traveling and sharing, this could be your dream job

Scare people for a living. It is an emerging profession in China. Gong Qian works in a haunted house in Nanchang, Jiangxi. She chooses this type of job because it is novel and exciting and can help people relax.

Mistress Counselor

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The main job of marriage counselors in China is to deal with other mistresses. Extramarital affairs and mistresses cause many marriages to suffer, especially when the husband is rich. Each successful case can bring 10 to the marriage counseling agency.

Toy Repairman

Most children often break their toys. Over time, almost every child has a box of broken toys. Discovering the business opportunities in broken toys, he opened a "toy hospital" in Xuchang to provide toy repair services. In the first six months, he repaired hundreds of toys.

Professional errand boy.

The new online and offline electronic business model, online ordering and offline services have given rise to this new type of job - professional errands, who provide all basic services in daily life, including paying bills, grocery shopping, etc. Errand runners typically earn 4,000 yuan a month by buying gifts and filling prescriptions.

Crab shellers

With their love of seafood and skills in peeling crab shells, Ms. Xie, a retired waitress, makes money by peeling crab meat quickly and minimizing waste.

Real estate quality inspector

Although the real estate industry is China has been booming for ten years, but real estate quality inspectors are a relatively new profession. Most properties in China follow specifications submitted to authorities and are inspected by real estate developers before being sold.

With real estate prices skyrocketing, many buyers want the help of a professional inspector to identify major defects, verify square footage, and identify other issues to make informed decisions about a building's condition.

Career planning, how to determine the direction.

First, personal knowledge system, try to choose an industry related to your personal major, with knowledge advantages, it is easier to integrate into the work environment. Everyone's development needs to stand on the basis of giants. Only in this way can we gather the strengths of hundreds of schools of thought, stand tall in society, and derive new knowledge and skills. Giving up our personal knowledge system means that we need to invest more time in acquiring relevant knowledge.

Second, in terms of personality, we should have a clear understanding of ourselves, whether we are introverts or extroverts. It is easier for introverts to work in technology, and it is easier for extroverts to work in agencies or management.

Third, family, when choosing a job, you should consider family factors, seek family opinions, and obtain family support, especially after getting married and having children.

Fourth, communication and communicative skills. Communication and communicative skills are very important and need to be understood correctly. Those who are good at communication will choose agencies or management, and those who are not good at communication will choose technology.

Fifth, social environment, in the current world Internet era, demand is changing rapidly, industry competition is fierce, there is a lack of change within the system, which is relatively stable, and changes outside the system are very rapid, requiring strong adaptability.

Sixth, the prospects of the industry, which industries are more popular, which are relatively unpopular, or even declining, such as education. Education will see a large-scale invasion of capital in 2020. It looks like an era where money is everywhere, and the entire society is in a state of decline. In advocacy training classes, this is the crisis industry.

Seventh, the salary system. Companies with high salaries will naturally have a high position for you, the corporate culture will be very avant-garde, and personal development will be rapid.

The salary is low and there are many interview tricks. Please be cautious.

The above is suitable for most people, but it is not suitable for some people. For example, the subject is a person who cannot speak Mandarin in college. He is an introvert and has no enemies. What he is best at now is communication. He may not be very good at home. Speaking, there are no absolutes.