What is the most pretentious thing you have ever heard?

What is the most pretentious thing you have ever heard?

Well, to be honest, my circle of friends is not very big, but I know a group of pretentious people! Of course, I've heard a lot of posturing from them!

Now, let me tell you some of the most pretentious words I have heard in those years:

I am not interested in money!

Not long ago, I saw a report on the Internet. The general content is that our former richest man told the camera that he was not interested in money, and the happiest time was when he was paid tens of dollars a month before. The famous host of a nearby TV station looked at him with contempt and disdain. .........

Well, that's exactly what I said: you rich people don't love money! Why don't you blush when I say this? Although you are thick-skinned, you should have a high IQ. You should know that this is the workplace, with a camera pointed at you and a famous host next to you. How dare you talk nonsense?

However, Niu Yun used to be the richest man in the country, and there were indeed people who were forced to decorate their houses! No matter how annoying we are, our old lady is making contributions to others every day!

Second, I'm blind!

I remember that we used to review carefully before the exam, but when we opened the test paper, we suddenly looked puzzled! What kind of questions are these riding questions, and we have actually learned this?

Just as we were scratching our heads and didn't know what to do, I saw the seniors in the class trying to answer the questions. We usually look for Xueba to answer when the invigilator is not paying attention. Xueba basically answers with an innocent and embarrassing face: neither do I, I am blind!

Well, since you can't learn, and you still have to muddle along, then our hearts will be balanced! Anyway, seeing such a difficult topic, the teacher will definitely not embarrass us!

But! But! But as soon as the exam results came out, we were forced to step on the horse again! Xueba is not only a Xueba, but also an answer sheet close to perfect score. ......

I said, learn to bully, let's have class. It is not good for you to pretend like this!

Third, I don't care about his money!

A colleague in my unit is 32 years old or single!

After all, we are all colleagues, so we should always help each other! An enthusiastic elder sister in our unit introduced a boy to the leftover women.

After the blind date came back, we didn't ask her the result, but she said something about boys who didn't work well, looked average and lacked a sense of humor.

After all, we have been colleagues for several years, and we still don't know what she thinks, only that the boy has no money!

Enthusiastic elder sister introduced her to another boy.

When she came back from this meeting, she sat down to chat with us. The first sentence is: I don't care if he has money, as long as he is serious about me. ..........

Alas, we suddenly understand that this boy has money at home!