Qq Forwarding Talk about Daquan Funny

1, boys basically don't break up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

2. Bring my long hair to my waist, and the squat pit must be smashed. If you don't squat, the taste of the hair tip will be coquettish.

3. The most worrying thing in the world. I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds and found that I had seen this episode.

Please get to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

Look, I have my attitude. It's not your turn to call me a failure.

6. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like her or not. After all, she is blind.

7, the so-called pig-like roommate, I should have caught a cold, let him come back and bring me a box of black and white, he brought me a pack of Oreos.

8. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

9. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

10, give you three choices: first, be my wife. Second, be my woman. Third, be my wife. choose

1 1. A friend called for help and said that his PP was caught in the toilet. At that time, I was directly confused.

12, the teacher said: the senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

13, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

14, premise of marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

15, I loved you without regret. Although my heart is broken, I think of your gentleness. On snowy days, I will see spring and miss you.

16, don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

17, I thought I was evil, but I didn't know that no one was better than me until I met him.

18, emotionally, I'm a very simple man, and I just want to talk about a love that I can go to bed with.

19, I waited for you quietly for a long time, but you didn't come, but I was used to waiting.

Everything is not normal this year, except football in China.

You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.

22, endure a moment to push your luck, to take a step back, the bitch is like this.

23. Shredding potatoes means cutting potatoes, shredding radishes means cutting radishes, and shredding cucumbers means cutting cucumbers. Who can tell me? How is silk made?

24. Because you have a double chin, you can't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

25, primary school courses are expensive, junior high school courses are expensive, high school courses are expensive, and college courses are expensive.

26. Do you want to cry? Sometimes I don't want to be seen. What would you do? -Cover people's eyes with your hands.

27. It's easy to wake up, but getting up is another matter.

28. Model husband: Model daughter-in-law has the final say. If the wife wants to eat cake, she likes porridge. As soon as his wife stared, she stood against the wall.

29. attention, everyone Some experts pointed out that if you sleep at night, you must remember to charge your mobile phone, otherwise you won't be able to shit the next morning.

30. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

3 1, believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it, and give back the whole fucking WeChat.

32. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

33. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

34. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

35. There are many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.

36. Wages are like running water, and loans are like hungry ghosts. You eat a big meal at the beginning of the month and learn from the tortoise at the end.

37. I wake up every morning with a handsome hairstyle, either Saiyan or Altman.

38. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.

40. The life of scum is like this: if you do well in the exam, you will be suspected, and if you do badly in the exam, you will be scolded.

4 1. A young man went to lose weight. The doctor said that he could only eat two pieces of bread every meal. The young man actually said, before or after meals?

42. There is no beef in the beef noodles and no wife in the old lady's cake, so it is understandable that there is no breast in the bra.

43. I was unconscious during class, and I was full of energy when the bell rang!

44. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

45. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

When my brother is rich, I will buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!

47. Now Tencent simply eats too much soap. Let's talk about what kind of mobile phone this is, which makes us poor people feel embarrassed!

48. Three things performed every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late.

49. My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

50. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

5 1, photos of other students can be used as wallpaper, and photos of my classmates can only be used as expression packs.

52. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

53. You will never understand my sadness, just as the fat man doesn't understand why the thin man wants to lose weight.

54. It turns out that it is actually a kind of happiness to suffer for the people you love, but only a few people in this world can enjoy this happiness.

55. My niece does two things when she plays Plants vs Zombies on the iPad: collect the sun and grow potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies.

56. Chu people love to smoke the Yellow Crane Tower and walk on the clouds. Unconsciously, the cigarette butts are exhausted, and the meaning is still unfinished. I like delicious Wuchang fish, wine or Bai Yunbian.

57. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

In fact, when we see the test paper, the teacher's reaction to the answer sheet is the same: what the hell!

59. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

60. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

6 1, teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school?

62. The dream of a dream of red mansions of modern people is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

63. Sister Qian, I'm sorry, you are a little huge, blocking my cell phone signal.

64. God has given Sri Lanka a great appointment. If not, wouldn't you still be a Sri Lankan?

65. Happiness means having you for breakfast after good morning and having you for good night after dinner.

66. Why give up the responsibility of nourishing the whole forest as cow dung for a flower?

67. When I arrived at the examination room, I completely collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

68. I laughed when I heard the weather forecast that it would cool down. This is not cooling, it is simply quick freezing!

69. I came into this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

70. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

7 1, you are a happy deer, jumping lightly on the green grass in my heart. How I hope you can wander on this grass forever, so that my heart will no longer be lonely.

72. Your affectionate thighs block all my roads!

73. Devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

74. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

75. Who did you make that expression with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

76. Running water is the shadow of white clouds, the moon is the shadow of the sun, the night is the shadow of the day, and pain is the shadow of love. I don't ask you to be my shadow, but I want to be your shadow.

77, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

78. I've heard of many ways to lose weight, and I'm still fat enough to go through my life.

79. When I was a child, I especially liked to play hide and seek. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

80. It's popular that two people should bear the blame 1 individual. Being single is fashionable, and happiness is unnecessary!

8 1, I forgot wearing a short skirt, and Nima still wears leggings! Will I still peek at you? Trust between people is gone.

82. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

83. If a girl watches you nibble your lips this season, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting the dead skin.

I licked my fingers and cried.

85. After I left, you called me and said you missed me, just like a barking dog in the street.

86. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked thousands of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

You should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

88. I heard that people who have been typing wrong words have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

89. The highest state of shameless people is that they are completely unaware of their shameless.

90. Flowers are scattered, dreams are awakened, and there is only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.

9 1, taking a shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

92. You know, the second word of the heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.

93. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

94. "Xianhui", as the name implies, means that there is nothing at home!

95. There are always endless scenery, endless roads, invisible people and invisible dreams.

96. I am not the interesting guy last year. I am a brand-new and interesting person this year.

97. The bankruptcy of Durex is not a tragedy, but the bankruptcy of Durex is a tragedy.

98. Don't show your hands to the teacher during the monthly exam. He really thinks he teaches well.