What are some funny sentences describing high oil prices?

Funny sentences describing high oil prices are:

1, the school sports meeting, the last mile sprint, a fat man can't hold on. Everyone has been calling the fat man to come on, come on, and as a result, the fat man fell from second to sixth in the cheers of everyone. After the meeting, everyone asked the fat man why the more he called you, the slower he was. The fat man sighed, "The oil price is too expensive to go up!"

2. Bao, let's not meet again. It's too cold, it's expensive to refuel, the steering wheel is frozen, and the sentence is 95%, which makes the already poor life worse.

I found that the price increase of gasoline has little to do with me, because my car doesn't need oil, and I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles have an affair all their lives.

The rising price of gasoline, taxi, subway and traffic jam forced me to make the most important decision in my life-I want to learn to ride a bike.

5. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Starting today, we will study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.