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Interesting, talking about a complete set of phrases.
2. What do you have? It makes me happy to say it.
3. You are a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease.
I thought I was evil. I didn't know (next88) until I met you. There are few people better than me.
5, the shemale should have the appearance of a shemale, people are not people, the demon is not a demon, you go to scare ghosts!
6. You don't have to pretend to be my brother. My brother is crazy, too.
7. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and confuse your head with 80 points 12 kg?
8. Your hair turned white when you played with your heart, but it ended up in my hands.
9, Rizhao pigsty overcast smoke, especially mom and pigs in the carnival, pigs worship three thousands of feet, especially mom mouth to swallow!
10, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.
1 1, old five sells burnt earth, and no one repairs his trousers when they are rotten. Five and a half dollars, let the fifth man jump straight.
12, don't say that you need to be beaten, you are, even if you are mentally retarded.
13, the word "cheap" is engraved on your face, I can't share it!
14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!
15. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
16, I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity!
17, I beg you, will you stop scaring people? No, don't come out during the day. People think Shrek is a replica.
18, don't run around if you have nothing to do, don't disturb the traffic police, and don't scare the drivers on the street. It's nothing if you are run over by a car. You must clean the dirty wheels. The price is very expensive recently.
19, people all over the world laughed when the doctor announced your death.
20. No one who doesn't know him has eaten pork.
2 1, your birth is really a miracle in the biological world! The World Organization for the Study of Variant Species looks forward to your visit.
22. You just came to the world from eighteen layers of hell, met Brother Chun, and was trampled back by Brother Chun.
23. People who understand me don't need to explain. People who don't understand me need to explain.
Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
25. Wipe that pile of powder off your face. I really want to slap you and see how much you lose.
26. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
27, as the saying goes: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong!
28, you are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe, even the orcs despise your orcs.
29. You lazy parasite, a bug that everyone cries out for, a pest that harms others and yourself, and a moth that everyone spurns. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
30, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
3 1, before you said this sentence, did you ever think about whether you were worthy of yourself? Boring, that's interesting. You spoke. You're making trouble here.
32. I really sympathize with your ancestors. How can you be such a vulgar, dirty and lowly descendant!
33. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
34. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
35. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.
36. I've seen many ugly people, but I've never seen you so ugly as a pig in a pigsty!
37. Go straight ahead, be careful that there is a dog behind you, and there is no place to hide after being bitten.
38. I think you must have a very naughty brother, right? How else can you tell who is naughty? You're going to be a menopausal aunt soon.
Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.
40, camels give birth to donkeys, strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.
4 1, in fact, you are not a coward, you are his predecessor.
42. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes, really!
You should be glad that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big!
44. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?
As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
46. I walked into a KFC, ordered a coke, sat down and watched the boys and girls file past the window.
47. Do you have frequent urination, urgency, endless urination, dysuria, hematuria, and urinary incontinence? You have sexually transmitted diseases, septicemia, leukemia, premature senility, insanity, normal appearance and rotten heart.
48. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, wearing underpants and smoking a cigarette. People come and go and say you're crazy. You have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier brothers.
49. Do you want to write a notice on your chest: pregnant women, old and young, don't look at those with heart disease?
50, admit that your head is not good, just go home and take good care of it, maybe it will be saved!
5 1, are you a cucumber or a bump? I just didn't get a picture of you!
There are so many flowers in the world. When it comes to love, only roses are remembered. There are so many peaks in the world that when it comes to spectacular scenery, people will only think of Mount Everest. Of all the puppies in the world, when it comes to smart people, only you are remembered!
53. You are really rich. Is PHS Apple's?
54. In the past, I only knew that pigs could hum when they couldn't talk, but I didn't know that you were better than pigs until I met you. I'm talking about you, and you're still humming!
55. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow!
56, boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
57. Even if I tell you, you may not understand. When you go out, you must take a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen.
58. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer, why, where did you quit?
You look like this. Why didn't the Buddha let you escort the Tang Priest to the West for Buddhist scriptures?
60. You said you were fooling around all day, or you were fooling around.
6 1, I never take a photo with my boyfriend, in case I turn my back on anyone anytime, anywhere.
Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going
63. Have a rest. I'm afraid I'll delay your reception. It's not a good deal for you.
64. Your toilet cleaner uses the same method as Fu.
65. Is this child illiterate? This is a conscious substance. You should know what I mean. You don't understand, you don't ask, or you don't understand?
66. How dare you dress like this, midnight? Your small airport or something can't fly? Find a Boeing 747.
67. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.
68. The internet is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting is getting more and more empty. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?
69. You are like a 2B, dressed so cool, but become so depressed.
70. Compared with people without brains, I think I am lucky to be a fool. Big chest and no brain? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you don't have breasts. Grandma Taiping!
7 1, the face is the most magical part of the body, which can be large or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.
72. The wife is a harbor, the lover is an inn, and the young lady is a gas station on the Long March Road!
73. If you know that your quality is inferior, don't go out, so as not to ruin your already bad reputation.
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