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It's interesting to talk about my mood: since I met your sister, I have settled your brother.

1. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

2. Format yourself just to delete you.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Every time you see me typing, I don't get a reply. Can you be more precise?

People say I'm fat, but I'm thin.

6. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can stop kicking him in return?

7. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes, and my mother says Russia can't walk.

8. Handsome confession is confession, and ugly confession is painful realization of sexual harassment.

9. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

10. The explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

1 1. I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scraped without sparks.

12. I hope I can catch up with the finale of News Network in my lifetime.

13. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?

14. Go to bed early. Why? Because I can't afford a national treasure at present.

15. You engage in art, I engage in you. This is called deep art.

16. The math teacher talked about a topic like showing off, but he couldn't stop talking for a long time.

17. The most attractive thing for men in history is: leopard skirt+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe, and only Wukong has these characteristics!

18. I never understood it when I was a child. If cutting your wrist will kill you, why is the broken arm alive?

19. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

20. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.

I really want to see you. Tell me about it.

Well, I'm sitting in the country, and my heart is on you. It's good to see you in a day or two. I really think I may not see you tomorrow, so I feel very uncomfortable. I just want to see you now. Hey, I'm innocent. Have a good rest and go to bed early!

I really want to see you. Tell me about it.

First, every encounter is a gift. I really want to see you soon. See you tomorrow.

Second, I finally meet you, screaming hysterically, and my voice is almost hoarse. I'm very busy, and I'm close to seeing you backstage. I don't want to leave. Say hello, I really want to hug, but I just walked past you calmly. Suddenly I feel that maybe this is a kind of love. [Tears streaming down her face] Now it's so quiet when I go back to the hotel alone. I want to cry and choke when I watch the video.

Third, I stayed up all night, as if I could only experience the past quietly at night. Turn on the phone and fly, turn off the lights, an apple, accompanied by quiet and terrible music. Guess what? In the dark world, all you can think about is you, and closing your eyes is you. Really desperate to see you, really want to have a simple and long hug with you. However, I still can't face myself positively.

Fourth, the day of meeting is getting closer and closer. I really want to see you soon.

5. I am envious and helpless when I watch my friend walk past the place where you walked and take the same photo. I want to see you. I love you.

6. I really believe in Buddhism recently. Is love superficial? But I still miss you, I really want to see you every day, and I want to know what you are doing every day.

Seven, on the way home, snowflakes hit the eyelashes, and the world became three-dimensional and shiny. I feel that every song in the earphone is very suitable for today. I suddenly laughed under the dim street lamp. Suddenly I really want to see you soon and share this moment with you.

Eight, you are in the sunshine in the south, and I am in the snow in the north. Long time no see, how are you? I still miss you. I really want to see you.

See you in my dream these two days. I really want to see you again, even listening to your voice.

The closer we get to meeting, the more I miss you. I really want to see you soon.

All along, my wish is that you can live in this world with me. I think this is a normal wish, but when it turns into disappointment, when it turns into eternal hope, how can I face the world? How can I tell myself that there will be no you in the next trillion years? I really want to die quickly, so I don't have to wait 1 trillion years! I really want to see you!

Twelve, baby, why don't you start? Start it quickly. Mom wants to see you as soon as possible.

I really want to see you every day. After all, I am really clingy.

I've been waiting for you for five years, but you still don't understand what I think of you and can't prove my sincerity to you? Jay, I really want to see you every day.

I will be very happy, miss you very much and want to see you again.

Sixteen, now my heart is so cold, I suddenly miss you and want to see you. I think I really won't look for you again, I won't care about you, I won't care about you. My heart is broken.

Seventeen, from the initial faint love to the last love, I really want to have it. If the last person is really you, then I must have saved the earth in my last life. I can't wait. I really want to see you soon!

18. Yuanyuan, I haven't seen you for months I really miss you, but it's really hard to meet you.

19. Think of the cold winter in senior three, countless sleepless nights, and the days when I sat behind you. I'm so afraid that when I see you again, you've changed. I must have let you down many times. If you go far, you forget how you came, and if you live fast, you will lose patience. I miss you very much, I can see you and do a lot of things with you. I will also be the teenager who went to the carport shop to buy you water without hesitation.

Twenty, the first is the most inhuman, that is, chatting with him for a long time. Angered him, I raised my eyebrows to demonstrate, and he could only squeeze my face hard. Ask him about the weather today while he is busy with business. When we are together, we will try our best to laugh, so that he can feel lonely for a long time when he is separated from me and wants to see you soon. Noisy, annoying, hugging, loving, pampering, fascinated him, making him miss me, angry with me, and letting me go. Then, in this way, I spent the years of collapse.

I really want to see you soon and kick you to death. I don't care. Anyway, the last one praised me

With the prosperity of the city every day, you never seem to appear, but you never leave my world. I want to build a time machine to go back in time, so that I can see you, dear. How are you getting on in the other world?

Twenty-three, come out for a walk, exhausted, I really want to see you soon! My little wangzai!

I miss you so much that I want to see you. Touch your head and give you a hug.

I really want to see you again! Will the third wish come true? When will it be realized?

Twenty-six, the new year, I really want to see you in the street in an afternoon.

Twenty-seven, I waited all day, thinking there would be good news. So, I hope to be disillusioned again. When can I see you? I miss you so much that I want to see you as soon as possible.

Twenty-eight, we haven't seen each other many times, and I will be very nervous when I see you. Have you ever thought about getting to know me and seeing me again? But I really want to know you and see you again. Let it be.

If it doesn't snow, you can't come earlier. Is it because God won't help me? I really want to see you and talk to you.

Since I fell in love with you, my heart has been given to you.

Honey, are you there? I want you to listen to me. I am lucky to know you and fall in love with you. Therefore, I cherish this sincerity to you! Therefore, I have devoted all my enthusiasm to you! Therefore, I regard you as an important part of my own life!

I appreciate it. Can you care about my pain? But, how do you know? It is this unbearable feeling that makes my heart feel guilty about you. Although your shadow always occupies a corner of my heart, I always feel that I am dragging you down. I always feel that my lewdness will bring you some negatives. This is the last thing I think. Maybe you will accuse me of blasphemy, but I am really revealing my inner side to you. What I can tell you is that decadence is really not what I want!

Honey, I really care about you! My heart never wavered from the moment I fell in love with you! Never lost! But I don't know if you still care.

Actually, I care about your promise to me! I have been looking forward to that day. Let you and I both abandon all the noise in the world and protect each other. Even if it is only a minute, I will be eager!

Dear, I have always regarded our love as a piece of white purity. Because, for me, this love is a kind of true love! I will always guard, guard your smile and heroic spirit, and guard your cleverness and cleverness. Perhaps, only in this way will I be more convinced that your love for me is eternal!

Of course, I know how sorry I am However, when helplessness fills my whole heart, I just want to say to you: I will still love you deeply no matter what happens in the future! Believe it or not.

Dear, I believe that since fate has brought us closer, it will give us warmth and sincerity to watch. Perseverance between us is the necessity of a test, and I expect you to wait with me! Because love is not just a promise of one party.

Ask the world, what is love? Teach me to promise you a lifetime! If my decadence makes you feel disgusted, please look down, because at present, my mood has been helpless. I firmly believe that with the passage of time, I will stay away from the haze and cheer up!

Dear, in my heart, it is love for you! I will cherish it even more! Because I love you! This is my unchangeable promise to you, and I will remember it!

Love suitable for love: seeing you, I feel how I adapt to this world.

1, many young girls suddenly have romantic ideas, kissing under the fireworks on New Year's Eve, chasing the aurora in the cold winter, taking pictures with a film machine in Disney, and watching the Milky Way in the northwest desert. These are so sweet that they want to hold them in their hands and make them with a special person.

2. What you do, what you don't do and whatever you do are good, happy and sweet.

3. The moon is useless. It's also clear and useless. I like it. It's useless and useless to like it.

I'm not that bad. I'm just a little bad, a little bad. I haven't even stolen persimmons recently. Last time I went to an orange orchard, I really wanted to steal some, but I knew you didn't like it, so I didn't pick it.

Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful than me, a girl who is gentler and loves you more, but they are definitely not as attractive as me.

6. Every day is ordinary, except the day I met you. The sky is pink, drinking white water is sweet, and the sunshine covers me softly. Even when the wind blows, it seems to be rolling gracefully.

7. Have I ever told you that there are so many flowers, trees, rivers, mountains, stars, the universe, kittens, dogs, butterflies and bees, smiling and admiring. I only like you.

8, sweet watermelon happy to play a spiritual life.

9. Life is not only mourning, but also the cat on the corner of a small restaurant.

10, seven anti-aging methods love me, love me, love me, love me only.

1 1. I like a girl in high school and feel that doing homework is happiness.

12, I don't like snacks, movies or songs, but I like you very much.

13, if I can have super powers, I will light up the dark corner of your heart, beat the monster away, and then sneak some candy in.

14. It's windy today. If it blows you into my arms, I will definitely put you to bed.

15, there are too many troubles every day. I want to soak in sweet and greasy likes every day, and I can't spend it all.

16, I'm sorry, I didn't have much chance to talk to you during the day, so I have to wait until the evening to send you good night. But don't underestimate these two words. It includes the sunshine I saw this morning, the white clouds I saw at noon and the breeze I met at night. It contains everything I want to say to you today. Good night