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A sentence that was broken by her husband.

A sentence that was broken by her husband.

1. I'm 28 years old. I haven't been to Tiananmen Square. I almost went the year before last. After being beaten by my husband, it feels good to watch TV at home.

2. Sweet smile, dirty smile, but can't hide the brilliant smile under the dust. We haven't laughed for a long time. Let's adults laugh together with children's festivals. Happy Children's Day!

It is said that God has arranged a person around everyone who is not fat to bother you.

4. Many things don't have to be repeated, and many people don't have to wait. The splendor of life lies not in its blooming, but in its indomitable spirit on the road of withering!

Birds in the sky, are you lonelier than me, or am I sadder than you? Stay with me the rest of the time, okay, so that you won't be lonely and I won't be sad.

6. Never argue with others, unless the result is important to you, you are sure to win.

7. I don't make noise, contact or disturb, as long as you live your life and live quietly in my heart.

8. There are moments in life when we miss someone so much that we just want to pull her out of our dreams and hold her in our arms.

9. Without Pangu, there would be no hope for the evolution of apes; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

10. I got a call from my best friend a few hours ago. We haven't called for a long time, so I knew from the moment I received the call that she was very unhappy because she had a quarrel with her husband.

1 1. When people come to this world, what they touch and feel is not necessarily colorful sunshine. In fact, there are many frustrated things, unfair things and helpless things in life, the most important of which is probably dissatisfaction with fame and fortune. For example, through your efforts, you can completely change the status quo, but the past remains the same; With your education, you can evaluate the professional title, but you don't; With your talent, you can be promoted to a higher position, but you lose opportunities again and again ... At this time, stupid people are depressed, pessimistic and disappointed, and even passively sink into the dance academy; Smart people stay awake, stay aloof, transcend troubles, transcend themselves, and get rid of the endless pursuit of fame and fortune.

12. The drunk who had just been knocked unconscious was so sleepy that another poor girl came, who was beaten by her husband and dared not tell the truth. The children in the corridor cried their eyes out, and what they want next is to be invented with moral values. It doesn't matter how much quality is worth or how much temper is worth. A community of boring people and boring people, a community of villains and villains, and a community that loves dancing. In short, the ultimate goal is that only one kind of people can be together, at least those who can't get along in the long-term circle, which is annoying. I really don't like some people. I don't want to argue with you. I can't win without arguing. I just feel sick at the sight of you.

13. An 80-year-old man standing in front of the counter-always good at it.

14. I quarreled with my husband today. In fact, I didn't care, but he was lost in his emotions ~ I controlled my emotions for the first time in 10 thousand years, so the whole thing seemed mature and reasonable, but he was unreasonable and childish!

15. I don't know what's wrong with me … I don't want to argue, but it's always because you upset me, and even my best mood becomes very low … I really can't stand it, I want to live alone …

16. Generally speaking, some basketball highlights and videos are always filled with a lot of annoying music like carpet bombing, which is very noisy. Music, especially pop music, is just potholes and sugar-fried chestnuts, which is very annoying on many occasions. Moreover, a person's favorite music is often very different from others; Although you find it enjoyable, I'm afraid you have to hold back from watching it for the audience!