The girl's funny and domineering personality. Tell me I'm a girl, too Why should I let you go?

1, don't tell ghost stories at night, because people like to listen and ghosts like to listen.

Hey, don't put your useless face in front of me. Thank you.

3, don't stop me, I want to go to earthquake relief! What? Midterm exam? What time is it now? You told me this? ! !

As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that can't be dug down.

Finally, we became the last class of students in the teacher's mouth.

What I can't forget is that he forgot,

7. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

8. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hurts you the most.

9. I'm not Yosemite, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

10, I am so ordinary, don't leave me in the crowd.

1 1, men are not bad, women don't love them, men don't care, it's just decoration.

12, it was not the alarm clock that woke me up in the morning, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.

13, fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was hit by lightning.

14. Now my computer and I are about to collapse.

15, I heard that my future wife bought a house in the Third Ring Road! Wife is great! The next question is just to find me.

16, I have a poor disease and need money to treat it.

17, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

18, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

19, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

20. The road to success is always under construction.

2 1, the reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she failed Band 4 and was not accepted by buddhist nun.

22. Memories are not terrible. The terrible thing is the memory.

23, call you master, you think you are instant noodles.

24. Although I lied to you, you should believe me!

25, I will continue to stick to it, even if the last Lacrimosa.

There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

27. I missed June 1 day, but I just found myself a little old.

28, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

29. Yesterday, delete. Today, for the memory. Tomorrow, fight for it. That's right. Hold on. Wrong, give up.

Guan Yu said: Don't blame your brother for what you did.

3 1, bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

32. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil.

33. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

Only a down-to-earth person can say, "The road is at my feet."

35. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

36.MLM thinks rabbits eat grass beside their nests.

37. Don't arm yourself with worldly ways, you will be unaccustomed. -

No matter how ugly you are, I still love you

39. Do you have such a big face to cover the sun or something?