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Talk about the mood of swearing.

1, angry is better than disappointed, complaining is better than changing. 2, hitting you will hurt my hand, scolding you will dirty my mouth, you get out, so as not to pollute my eyes.

After all, I am from Shandong. If I am unhappy, I want to swear. If I can't scold, I will be in a bad mood. If I am in a bad mood, I want to eat. If I eat, I will gain weight. If I gain weight, I will be in a bad mood. So I live in the shadows every day.

I have never owned you, but I feel that I have lost you thousands of times.

Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

6. It seems that everything has changed, including the heart that once loved you.

7. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

8, the torrent of life has emerged to the cliffs, as long as you go forward, it will become a magnificent waterfall.

9. In our country, you don't learn so many weapons, but learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.

10, what I didn't expect was that those promises that I once vowed became the most painful swords in the days to come.

1 1, I have seen many scenery in other people's world, but I can only leave sad memories in the end.

12, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

13, the most painful thing is not to leave you, but to remember after leaving.

14, when my head buzzed and my angry heart burned in my chest. I can't wait.

15, tell right and wrong behind others' backs, and one day you will meet a more poisonous tongue than you.

16, always angry and silent. My heart ached and I laughed it off. When I see it neglected, I flatter myself with people I care about.

17, read your name in your mind thousands of times, plus a long sigh.

18, you are so flustered, don't blame me for being impatient.

19, your happiness is my ideal, blooming beautiful light.

20. It turns out that the hardest thing is not to leave alone, but to wake up every morning and accept your departure again.

2 1, maybe, I am not strong, yes, I can't stand your indifference.

Strangers can be best friends, just as best friends can be strangers.

23. Did you fart today or something? How can I look up to you like a little garbage? I really don't know how your mother got you pregnant. Every time I see you, I smile without saying a word.

24. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

25. Why is this happening? Although I don't want to swear at ordinary times, I still want to say I hate you! Island chicken! Island chicken! Island chicken! I'm in a bad mood today. I'm really annoyed.

26, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!

27, long science fiction, very abstract!

I forgive you not because I really admit it, but because I really don't have the strength to regenerate your anger.

29. You are rude. I stopped thinking and went straight from now on.

30. Just because I don't like being angry doesn't mean I have no temper.