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I haven't drunk for a long time.

1, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

2, spicy wine teeth, beer as tea.

3, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

4. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

5, people get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

6, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can you not drink.

7. If others don't know, unless you drink.

8, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

Nine, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

10, men don't drink and can't make good friends.

1 1, men don't drink and live in the world for nothing.

12, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

13, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, there is no cloud in the sky, and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

16, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, how about a drink less?

17, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

18, little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

19, to make the guests drink well, drink well first!

20, halfway through, still early for promotion.

2 1, drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on practicing.

22, a glass of wine, the official position is difficult to protect.

23, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.

24, only drink drinks, leaders don't drink.

25. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

26. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

27. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

28, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall, I will not go for half a catty.