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Sticking couplets to talk about 45 sentences of copywriting
Sticking couplets to talk about copywriting (1) 1, firecrackers and children's laughter broke the tranquility of the city.
2. Shanglian: Ma Yue people enjoy the Kyushu environmental records; Bottom line: fish, fat, strong seedlings, strong sea and strong spring.
Tell me, Dad, which is more like the first part? "I put my head in the palm of my hand, my arm on the table, staring at the red Spring Festival couplets in front of me, and asked gloomily.
For the safety of the whole family, we must stick couplets with our parents.
5, the dog gave plum blossoms in spring to remind the dog, striding to the peak.
6. Adults are very busy. Spring Festival couplets were left on the table all morning, but they were not posted. Seeing this situation, I volunteered to stick them on the door. But I'm small, and I can't reach the top of the gate attached to the Spring Festival couplets. Father came over with Spring Festival couplets and asked me to prepare scissors and glue to help him stick them.
7. When I got home, my mother and I began to put up couplets. We carefully cleaned the gate, then pasted couplets with transparent glue, and then pasted the two cute little tigers on the door.
8. Dad said, "The volt has fallen, and the volt has arrived. These two homophones mean that happiness has come to my home. "
9. Say goodbye to the old chicken, sing songs, chase the sun and the moon, and the chicken crows and dances.
10, we look at couplets and feel happy. "How auspicious! This couplet symbolizes our luck and blessings in the coming year! " Mom said. I thought to myself: I make more money!
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12, do as we say, first prepare tools: scissors, tape, stools, and then take out rich couplets. Ok, get ready to start: as soon as I push the door open, a cold wind blows on my face. "I'd better put my coat on the bed!" I said.
13, a couplet prepared by my mother. After lunch, my mother came to the door with me, with paste and brush in her left hand and couplets in her right hand. My mother asked me to tear up the old couplets. My mother used to use paste, and it was very difficult to tear it up. I picked up the rice rulers and scraped them off a little. My mother put the new couplets on the ground and painted paste on the back of the couplets. Soon, it will be finished. My mother said I should post it from right to left. I asked my mother, "Why should I post it from right to left?" Mother said, "Because ancient people read books from left to right." This pair of couplets is left over from ancient times. It should be pasted on the right first, and then on the left. Then my mother stood on the chair and posted it. Let me see if it was posted correctly. Both sides finally posted it. Mom said to put up a horizontal batch. This is the worst. High for a while, low for a while, and finally posted. I saw that it said, "I am soaring, and I am proud of it." Horizontal batch: Wu Hua Tian Bao. The couplets posted are somewhat uneven. My mother said, "If someone else sweeps with a broom, it will be much flatter." My mother asked me to sweep away the old couplets torn from the wall. Looking back, every household posted new couplets. How beautiful!
14. When people see that it is unlucky, they won't reveal it. At the beginning of the new year, Wang Xizhi posted half a sentence each, and the couplet became: Happiness never ends today, but it never rains but it pours last night.
15, and I found that every household posted red couplets, so I had a new question. Why are couplets red? I went to my father with questions, and my father told me a short story. He said: "A long time ago, there was a monster named Nian who often disturbed our lives and made people afraid to go out. Later, a magical old man told people that Nian monster was afraid of red and the sound of fire explosion. Therefore, on this day every year, every household should put up red couplets and set off firecrackers. " Although this is a fairy tale, it is also very interesting. In addition, red also adds a lot of festive atmosphere to China New Year.
16, I have learned a lot about the Spring Festival this year, but there are still many couplets in China, and I need to know more.
17, silence, long silence ... I can't help but get nervous. Could it be wrong?
18, Chinese New Year, our family had dinner together. Before eating, I silently made a wish to the God of Wealth, wishing my family happiness, peace, health and good luck. We started eating jiaozi. My mother said that whoever eats pistachio jiaozi first will have good luck. I ended up eating pistachios first. I jumped up excitedly, thinking, the god of wealth is really a god!
19, whatever it is, try it when necessary. However, we are far from the upper section and don't know how to bring the paste to the upper section. We are all trying to think. Suddenly, I had a good idea: cut the coke bottle in half and pour the paste in. However, if you are in the car like this, you may spill it. So, dad took out the cup he wanted to throw away, poured the paste in and screwed on the lid. We took another bone flower and set off.
20. Looking at the red Spring Festival couplets, my mother smiled with satisfaction. May our life be like Spring Festival couplets, and I wish you all a happy New Year!
2 1, the first part: killing rats and eliminating disasters, Liangfeng Life Insurance; Bottom line: Raising cattle to get rich is a national treasure.
22. Today is New Year's Eve, and every household should put up couplets. Of course, our family is no exception.
23. How much joy did the golden rooster sacrifice to Qin Rui to treat dogs in good years and rich chickens in good years add?
Sticking couplets to talk about copywriting (Part II) 24. I'm speechless, but I still look so innocent ... I resisted the impulse to scold him a few words, grabbed the first couplet in his hand, climbed into the chair on the right without saying anything, learned the appearance of grandpa, first painted a layer of paste, then adjusted the angle, smoothed the first couplet from top to bottom, and quickly took the second couplet he handed me and moved the chair directly. Then, I took a long look, walked up to him with satisfaction, and solemnly said to him, "With my experience as your daughter for more than ten years, I can tell you responsibly that this posting is right! You are in charge of the aftermath. Clean it up I have to study whether your high school diploma is forged ... "Say that finish, smartly into the room to play computer.
25. I looked at this couplet and felt puzzled. I asked my mother, "This couplet stumped me. There are three of them. I know this short one must be stuck on the top of the door. Which one should be posted on the left and which one on the right? "
26. When the chicken is rejuvenated, it will leave bamboo leaves and preserved wine to thank the golden rooster and sing all over China.
27. After I know the answer, I will post Spring Festival couplets with my mother. How beautiful!
28. Part I: Green water, green mountains and Kyushu are colored; The second part: Jin Ge Tie Ma, a great shock to the world.
29. On this day, the weather was particularly cold. I got up early in the morning, because my mother told me that today is New Year's Day 29, and I have to post couplets in the morning. When I got up, my mother was already busy, so I asked my mother what I could do. Mom said, "Please help me stick double-sided tape on these!" " I asked, "Swing spring? What is a pendulum spring? " "Well, the dancing spring is a small pillar inserted in the middle of the door." "Oh, so these little stickers are called spring." I picked up some "Dancing Spring" and read: "Happy New Year, Happy New Year, safe entry and exit, good luck and good health, etc.". There are so many words! " After putting up the small couplets, it's time to put up the big ones. Mother first took out a piece of paper with four big characters written on it, ready to stick double-sided tape. "Mom, what's this called again?" Mother said, "This is the banner of the couplets, which says' safe entry and exit'. Then there was a very long one. Before I asked, my mother said, "This is the first couplet of the couplet, saying that the lucky stars are shining high and the house is safe. This is the second couplet, saying that there is no limit to longevity. "The couplet is divided into banners, upper and lower, but it can't be posted wrong."
30. I asked my father, "Why do you want to post the word' Fu' backwards?"
3 1, the golden rooster announces the dawn, smells the chicken dancing, and the golden rooster sings the national happiness.
32. Nowadays, many people will put up couplets during the Spring Festival, which is a good sign. But many people can't tell the upper and lower couplets apart. You know, couplets must not be posted backwards. Couplets generally represent the knowledge of a family. If even the upper and lower couplets are pasted upside down, it will make others laugh generously.
33. I walked slowly to my mother and looked at all the red papers under my feet, with yellow words written on them and rectangular door gods.
34. "ah!" My brain is a little short-circuited. After being stunned for a few seconds, I asked timidly, "You don't want to test me, do you?"
Sweat oozes from our foreheads from time to time. The remaining two were posted at last. Hey, I have to put up a door painting. Dad tore down the old door painting and replaced it with a new one. The door is painted with a big blessing. The picture on the door has been pasted up. Seeing the door painting posted by my father, I don't understand: Dad, why did you post the word "Fu" backwards? Dad smiled and said to the point: this is the meaning of happiness at home.
36. Dad finally looked up and said solemnly, "With more than ten years' experience as your father, I can tell you responsibly-"He coughed a few times, paused, deliberately sold off, then raised his voice obviously and said slowly, "Great minds think alike!"
37. It's really embarrassing to say it. Grandpa always posts Spring Festival couplets at home. As the Spring Festival approaches this year, my grandfather has been robbed by my uncle, which makes our Spring Festival couplets not on the list.
38. "By the way, the colors of couplets are all red. Red is a festive color, which will add a festive atmosphere to the festival. The words on the couplets are auspicious words, which entrust people with their beautiful yearning and pursuit of a new life. In short, everyone wants to live a better life. "
39. In the Year of the Dog, dogs paint plum blossoms and snow, and flying dogs come to the world to report spring.
40. When the clouds are light and the wind is light, it is best to stick couplets on sunny days. The weather was really good yesterday afternoon.
4 1, put up couplets after washing. My mother and I have been playing couplets on the ground. I said it was a couplet, and my mother said it was a couplet. We have different opinions. In order to find the answer, I looked for the answer on the computer.
42. Put the gate up first. Dad came up to me and said. He climbed the ladder and put the first batch on it, a little up, a little to the right, a little down, a little to the right, ok! I command my father like a commander. It's on the bottom line. It doesn't matter if you tilt it a little. I keep telling myself. But there seems to be a naughty doll with a big belly in the middle of the couplet posted. Look, if you press it down here, it will swell up there again. It always gets uneven when going back and forth. I always thought it was easy to paste couplets, but now my father and I have worked hard to paste them. I am so tired that my back hurts. I'm so tired and my head hurts! I shouted impatiently. Don't worry, there are two pictures left! Dad said unhurriedly at this time, my mother came over and said that your couplets were in the wrong order. You have to paste couplets first, then paste the next pair, and finally cross-examine them. My father and I suddenly realized that there was still an order to paste couplets.
43. At the last stage, my father and I were frozen stiff, but we didn't rest and immediately started looking for a ladder. I found a ladder with a small chair on it. I am responsible for posting, and my father is responsible for posting couplets.
Today is New Year's Eve, and my mother is as busy as a bee, so my sister and I volunteered to help her put up couplets.
45. First of all, talk about the couplets on the door of the room. Generally, the couplet on the facade of the room uses the word "fu", which is usually posted upside down, so as to better express the meaning of this year's blessing. Then there are three spring stickers above the door of the room, which need personal love. These three stickers were posted before, during and after the Spring Festival respectively. Generally, the spring stickers during the Spring Festival are placed in front, which means that people will have the meaning of blessing the Spring Festival at a glance, while greetings for family happiness and career success in the new year are placed in the middle and behind, wishing the New Year all the wishes come true.
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