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What is the experience of my mother-in-law not talking about hygiene?

Speaking of mother-in-law, I think of my parents. My parents also farm in the countryside, and the living conditions are like that.

When I was a child, my ears and neck were covered with black mud, and only my face was red. Toilets are all dry toilets, that is, dig a pit half a meter deep and put a cabin about one square meter on it, and clean it once or twice a year. When it freezes in winter, shit will soon pile up, and the tip is higher than the two boards you step on. When you enter the toilet, you can only squat forward as much as possible, and when the front is full, you can squat back as much as possible. I was short when I was a child, and the pile of frozen shit was as high as my knee. I stared at a lot of black, yellow and yellow pyramids in front of me, which made me uncomfortable. My parents are just too lazy to clean the toilet.

My parents are very rude. Rice doesn't need to be packed in a sealed rice jar. Urea bags for rice are open all year round. When I saw it, I closed the pocket. As long as my mother cooks, it will open again. I never pick rice when cooking. I often eat mouse excrement and pebbles in rice. I didn't care then either. Chopsticks pick up shit and continue to eat.

The cupboard glass has been broken for half a year, and no one has repaired it. Besides, eat yesterday's leftovers today and eat today's leftovers tomorrow. There are always leftovers in this broken cupboard, and rats often patronize it. Once I saw a mouse crawling out of the cupboard. I refused to eat these leftovers, so my mother said not to eat them, so I went to heat them up.

The child sleeps with us at night. My mother thinks I work too hard, so she sleeps with her baby in her arms at night. After about a month, the child got angry, his eyes were full of gum, and he didn't urinate much. I changed another milk powder and still got angry, so I had to drink Qinghuobao every day. It turns out that children have to drink milk powder several times a night. For convenience, my mother poured milk powder together several times, put a little water and made it into a paste. After eating like this for a month, the child naturally stopped peeing and was only angry.

I vomit from upstairs every day, but I don't want her to vomit in the toilet. Knowing that my house had risen to 4 1000 square meters, I used every inch of space to pick up a pile of bottles and jars to grow celery and green onions on the balcony, and put a small crock on the palm of my hand outside the balcony railing to grow vegetables. I was shocked when I came across it. We 12 floor, this jar fell and hit the car to pay tens of thousands of dollars. It's okay to hit people. I have confessed all my life.

Children can crawl and walk, so they push to the community to sell health care products for class every day, sit in the electromagnetic chair and buy some messy things to eat. It is said that everyone who sells health care products understands her, is willing to chat with her and is good to her. My wife and I always talk about her, which is my fault. Eleven thousand magnetic therapy mattresses are also worth it. I want to buy them. We mobilized our neighbor's old lady to attend class together, and our neighbor came to us and said that her old lady had just finished heart surgery. My mother makes the old lady who has finished heart surgery sit in the electromagnetic chair every day. Who will be responsible if something happens?

Besides attending classes, I take my children everywhere to pick up garbage every day. I saw an abandoned cabinet next to the trash can downstairs and asked me to move back. If I don't move, she will ask the security guard to bring it up. In order not to let me throw it away, I have to stay. The original owner threw away the cupboard because it was broken and there was a cockroach nest in the gap, which made my house full of cockroaches now.

Look at how much it costs to learn things, and try not to spend money. If the company has a computer, I try not to buy it or surf the Internet. At that time, all my colleagues in the R&D department went out to rent a house, and only two other colleagues and I lived in the workers' dormitory. I learned nothing in the first two years because I didn't want to invest and save money. Wages are rising slowly and short-sighted, and they have not changed completely so far.