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What embarrassing things have happened to you with colleagues of the opposite sex?

Coincidentally, two very embarrassing things happened to me in the same factory, both related to the opposite sex.

More than ten years ago, not long after I graduated, I came to work as a human resource in a small factory in Chang'an, Dongguan. At that time, I was still a messy and not very sensible young man.

At that time, we were working on the second floor. The third floor was originally a workshop, but it was later transformed into many small cubicles and became employee dormitories. Men and women lived together on the same floor, but in different rooms. There are two restrooms built next to the dormitory, which can be used as toilets and shower rooms. If someone goes to the toilet inside, the door will usually be locked from the inside.

One day in the middle of the night I had diarrhea and was a little anxious. I hurried to the toilet without even putting on my slippers. The lights were on in the middle of the night. I pushed open the toilet door and said "Ah..." I was startled and stunned by the cry!

It turned out that there was a woman with disheveled hair squatting in the pit! When I looked, it turned out to be the female colleague. She must have forgotten to open the door, or she must not have heard the sound of my bare feet walking. I immediately closed the door, but after being so frightened, I found that I had pooped my crotch... Not to mention how embarrassing and embarrassing it was. Fortunately, no one noticed, so I hurried back to the dormitory and changed my clothes secretly.

Another time, in order to get something urgently needed in the workshop, I ran from the stairwell to the second floor. At that time, the stairwell was relatively narrow and the light was dark. When I looked up, I suddenly found a The beautiful colleague was right in front of me, and I was blurting out to say hello. For some reason, my legs softened, my body leaned forward, and I almost fell. As soon as I said it, the beautiful colleague subconsciously came up to help me.

I found that my innocent hand subconsciously grabbed her breast, and the other hand held on to the wall. At that moment, I felt my face was red to the roots of my ears.

Fortunately, my beautiful colleague didn’t care, as if nothing happened, which made me feel relieved.

A few years later, this beautiful colleague became my wife.

Talking about the embarrassing things with my female colleagues, it reminded me of the time when I was 27 years old. I had no partner at that time, and I was a pure young man! After graduation, I was assigned to work in a large state-owned enterprise. At that time, distribution was still practiced.

I go to work from 8 a.m. to 5 a.m. every day. Because my family is from a rural area, I live in a single dormitory in my workplace. There is a bath in the workshop where I work, and I have to take a shower before getting off work every day. There is only one bath in the workshop, so male and female workers have to separate time periods to take baths separately. I usually go to take a shower after work because I consider living in my workplace. There are few people taking a shower after work and no one is trying to compete with me for the shower head. One day, I was naked and taking a shower, and suddenly the door was pulled open. , a female colleague was about to come in, and when she saw that I was washing, she immediately shrank back. When someone pulled the door, I thought it was a friend, because there were three colleagues in the workshop who lived in a single dormitory like me. Later I found out that it was not a married lady in the workshop. We both saw each other. She shrank back and ran away when she saw me. I turned around immediately after seeing her, but I felt that she had seen everything. I was very embarrassed at the time because they were all very familiar. I guess she thought it was after get off work and no one was using the bath, so she wanted to come in and take a bath. Her family lives near my work, and she probably thought that no one would take a bath after get off work, so she could go home after taking a bath! It's better now. After such an embarrassing incident, we were embarrassed to look at each other when we met. We didn't say anything when we said hello. We used to laugh and joke around together, haha, this is This is the most embarrassing moment I have ever encountered with a colleague.

One year, I worked in a Taiwanese company in Sanlin, Shanghai, and had a colleague who was in finance. She is a girl from out of town, married to a local from Shanghai. Their home is about five kilometers away from where the company works. We usually chat together during meals and breaks, and we have a good relationship.

One day in May, not long after she started work, she came down from the office upstairs with a face full of pain and told me softly that she had unbearable stomach pain and asked me to take her to Zhoupu Hospital. Because I know that her husband works far away and usually lives in his workplace. He only comes back on weekends, and even now it’s too late to come back.

I immediately arranged the work at hand and launched the scooter. I rode the electric bike. She was sitting in the back and hugged my waist tightly because she was feeling uncomfortable. She even met acquaintances on the road, so she didn’t care so much. She just wanted to get to the hospital quickly.

When she went to Zhoupu Hospital, she registered for emergency treatment, and then received infusions. Later she needed a urine test. I asked her to call a nurse. She said she could do it, so she went to the bathroom with the sling bottle. I was in the corridor outside the bathroom. Waiting, when she walked out holding a suspension bottle in one hand and a paper cup in the other, she happened to be seen by a passing nurse. The nurse glared at me fiercely and scolded me, "Why are you a husband? You can't help me get it." I chuckled and reached out to take the cup in her hand. My colleague retracted his hand, hesitated for a moment and let me take it, and I helped him back to the room. I sent the paper cup to the laboratory again.

Later, she called her mother-in-law to come over, and I went back to work.

As a thirty-year-old, let me join in the fun and write about something incredible. It is also a story about a period when I had not yet entered society and was still ignorant.

I remember that it happened during the summer vacation of 2005. I was a sophomore in college at the time, and when I was bored at home during the vacation, an unexpected person contacted me. She was a girl who was in the same grade but in a different class as I was in middle school. We only met occasionally a few times in middle school. When we met, we would just smile, nod, or simply say hello. Her abrupt call not only surprised me, but also left me scratching my head. There were ten thousand question marks floating around in my heart...

The last time I saw her was in middle school. In the corridor next to the playground, I clearly remember her height of 1.65 meters, her shoulder-length black hair always hanging loosely behind her head, her big eyes and slight baby fat, making her look pure and pure. Nearly two years later, during a cell phone call, I agreed to her request to meet her in person without any hesitation, and set the meeting place at a hotel to have dinner together in the evening.

A taxi stopped steadily beside me, and before I could step over and open the door, she could not wait to get out. Her eyes are still as big and bright as before, but her hair has become much shorter and her baby fat has disappeared. Her pointed chin instantly changed the shape of her entire face. Looking at her, I froze in place. , I didn’t wake up until the taxi sped away. At the same time, she came to my side, smiled and put her soft palms on my shoulders, and asked me if I didn’t recognize her.

It turned out that she and my ex-girlfriend were studying at the same foreign language university, and she got my mobile phone number from my ex-girlfriend. I don’t know why my mind is almost blank at this time. Is it because of nervousness? Is it because I haven’t touched a beautiful girl for a long time? I don't think it's the case...but I can't tell the specific reason. During the meal, we still talked a lot, from all over the world to the Manchu-Han banquet, from the flowers and the full moon to the cannons on the planes... except that we didn't talk about why we met, and I didn't even ask...

Hope Looking out the floor-to-ceiling window at the busy street, I didn't realize that the time was close to 21 o'clock. It took the two of us nearly three hours to have a meal... After a brief silence, she wanted me to go out for a walk with her. So towards her home, we measured the earth side by side, sometimes silent and sometimes laughing, very relaxed... It was only after the incident passed for a long time that I realized that it was at this time that the distance between her and me was getting closer and closer...

A purple-red flash lit up the entire night sky, causing the passing pedestrians and vehicles to speed up. Before we could speed up, the heavy raindrops were like cannonballs under the strong wind, bombarding me. She couldn't help but tremble slightly because of the pain on their bodies. Fortunately, the road under our feet crosses a viaduct a few hundred meters ahead. The viaduct high above can block a lot of rain. We ran forward in three steps and two steps at a time, holding our hands tightly together. From time to time, people with the same idea pass us by, heading for the same destination.

When we arrived again, there was almost no place to hide, and we could only hide on the edge...

The rain was still increasing unscrupulously, and the number of passers-by taking shelter was also increasing rapidly. The small area was instantly crowded. And she hid in my arms without hesitation... I don't know whether it was because of this "forced helpless" choice or because of the run just now. Her chest, which was already tightly pressed against each other, became even more crowded due to the violent breathing. Tight. The two unusually soft masses are so majestic in size, and the soft yet tough feeling is great. Although she lowered her head, I could still feel her shyness and embarrassment. Time flows by like the rain dripping from my pants. More and more rainwater gathered on the ground, and in a short time it was so exaggerated that it even covered my calves. Standing in the "stream", with sporadic mist floating above her head, she shivered slightly from the cold. I hugged her tightly without hesitation, letting her face stick closely to my shoulder...

Cars on the road slowed down one after another and waded through the water carefully. As the water accumulated, there were fewer and fewer cars passing by. As I woke up from this sudden love atmosphere, I realized more and more that it was absolutely impossible to find a taxi to take her home...

After waiting for nearly an hour, although the water got deeper (exaggeratedly reaching the thighs in some places), the heavy rain finally stopped. I separated the crowd and gently pulled her out of the crowded crowd. Without permission, he turned around and carried her firmly on his back, dragging his hands on her hips. After she gently hit me, she lay on my back meekly and let me carry her towards the silent night road...

On the road where one foot is deep and the other is shallow, there is It was so quiet, and we didn't break the silence. All we could feel was my heavy breathing, and her shyness and good figure. The night is getting deeper and the air is especially fresh. Although the clothes all over my body are wet and clinging to my body uncomfortably, I am in a great mood, and she should be too. It seems that I have realized that this quiet night may be followed by a more violent "storm"...

In the end, the night road came to the end and she was sent home safely. . I was "forced" to take advantage of her along the way. Biting her lip and her face red, she grabbed me as expected and told me sweetly that she had no one at home, including her parents, and that she was going back to her hometown. . As the security door closed, and as her wet dress fell down smoothly, everything happened in an incredible and reasonable way, and it happened many times in this summer night after the rain...

Many years later until today, we have never established a real love relationship, even if we started in the same city, even if we are now far apart. Similarly, we have never truly severed ties and never forgotten each other, even though we have now formed our own families, even if we have our own children. How should I go in the future? Although I am confused but it is extremely sweet. I think this is all the story I want to tell you, and the story is still continuing...

The embarrassment that happened to me The incident did not happen with my colleagues, but with my female boss. 10 years ago, I had just graduated and worked in an education and training company. My female boss at the time was named Xiaoxue. She was very nice to me at the beginning and took special care of me at work.

At that time, her relationship with our director always gave people a feeling of ambiguity. When I first started working, I had no intention of gossiping. It was not until more than two months later that I and my colleagues After getting to know each other, I learned about the relationship between her and the director.

It turns out that after the director jumped to this company, my direct leaders also followed him. They had had some unclear relationships in the previous company, and after arriving at this company, naturally, they Naturally, they became superiors and subordinates. At that time, I was an ordinary marketing specialist.

I remember that one afternoon when I was about to get off work, I found that my boss was in a particularly bad mood, so she asked me if I had any overtime activities in the evening. I said no, and she said that's fine, let's do it together. Let's go have a meal. I happen to have something I want to talk to you about.

I was naive at first and thought it was just about communicating about work. But after I went there, I discovered that my little leader was in a bad mood because the director was going behind her back and having sex with other people. A girl had an affair, which made me, the young leader, feel particularly sad, so she told me about the past of their director. During this period, she always complained to me about why men are so indifferent and flirtatious. It was either because we were drunk or because the atmosphere was in place. After I tried to persuade her a few words, she suddenly hugged me tightly. At that time, I was completely confused and completely at a loss, so I subconsciously He hugged her and didn't say much. After all, a silent hug would give her better comfort at that time, and that time was also the first time I held a girl.

To be honest, my supervisor at the time was very beautiful, and I was inexperienced and too weak to resist, so although I felt very embarrassed, I still had a stimulating feeling in my heart. Now think about it. Maybe it's a common problem among men... If you were me, would you accept the hug from the female leader?

I have always kept this embarrassing thing in my mind that happened with colleagues of the opposite sex.

It was the winter of 2016, and our department had a dinner. I drank some beer that night, and my stomach felt uncomfortable. After the dinner, everyone went home one after another, and a female colleague was with me.

We live in the same community, and I can protect her even when it’s dark. It was pitch dark outside the community, and a hazy mist would rise when I breathed in. My female colleague and I walked into the elevator together.

I motioned for her to go forward, then went in like a gentleman and finished checking the floors for her. The elevator rose slowly, and I felt some strange noises. I was just about to tell my female colleague if she heard any strange noises, but the elevator suddenly broke down and fell.

The female colleague screamed in fright and was at a loss. I quickly pressed the button for each floor of the elevator, and finally the elevator slowly stopped after falling a few floors. But the elevator would never move again and the door wouldn't open.

The female colleague was so frightened that she hugged me tightly. It felt like she had been scared to tears. I patted her shoulder and comforted her: "It's okay, don't be afraid. The elevator has stopped. We can just press the alarm doorbell and wait for rescue. I am here."

After my repeated comfort, the female colleague gradually Restore calm. She realized that she was a bit rude when she hugged me just now, so she quickly said sorry and shyly went over and squatted in the corner.

It was a bit cold in the elevator, and my female colleague didn’t wear much. I handed her my coat. I was feeling hot all over because of drinking. In fact, the more important thing is that my stomach became bloated after drinking beer. No one came to rescue us for so long, and it was really uncomfortable for me to hold my urine.

If there were no female colleagues, I would have solved it on the spot. I was restless and my female colleague asked me if I was scared. I smiled and said no.

After holding it in for another half an hour, no one came to rescue me. I really couldn’t hold it in any longer. I quietly said to my female colleague: “Can you turn around? I have an urgent need to urinate and I really can’t hold it in. I want to The female colleague pinched my arm and said, "Isn't it embarrassing for you? It smells so bad. I have a bag in my bag. How about you do it?"

I nodded quickly and asked her to take out her pocket, and then hid in the corner for convenience. I was peeing comfortably when the elevator door opened and a beam of light shone in, right below me. The female colleague turned around in excitement and happened to see me peeing.

The rescue workers outside saw a man and a woman. I was still showing my dick. I felt confused. He patted me on the shoulder: "It's okay, brother. If it bothers you, you can continue. I can help you." Wait outside."

Before he could finish his words, the female colleague ran out of the elevator with a red face. I continued to finish the last bit of pee that I had been holding in, and walked out of the elevator with a big bag. When leaving, wave and thank the rescuers.

The rescue workers looked at me with confusion on their faces. After I returned home, my female colleague sent me a message: "You are so embarrassed!"

Although I was very embarrassed, I still sent a message: "Is it big?"

After a long time, the female colleague replied to me with a shy expression. She said she was sleepy and needed to rest.

From then on, we often went to and from get off work together. Slowly, she moved from where she lived to my place, and the two of us lived happily together.

Although it was an embarrassing and scary night, I am still very grateful to God for the accidental arrangement. Maybe many things are like this, a chance will lead to a beautiful marriage, which makes people smile when they think of it!

I have a colleague named Chen Jing, such a quiet name, and you can tell she is a little girl. But, you are wrong, he is a real foot-picking man who is 1.8 meters tall. Just because of this name, a lot of embarrassing things happened. One of the things he told us many times with great excitement was shameless.

Once, his unit arranged for him to go to Beijing on a business trip to participate in business training organized by the group company. By the way, this training place is a bit far away. It takes four or five hours to get to Beijing by high-speed rail, and it takes a long time to take the subway to get there. It was already past eleven o'clock when he arrived. He went to the front desk of the training center, woke up the half-asleep waiter, and got the room card assigned in advance. Due to the limited number of rooms in our training center, we basically arrange for two people to stay in a standard room. The training center will arrange accommodation in advance based on the lists reported by each province.

After this guy got the room card, he walked tiredly to the room upstairs. Opening the door, I saw that the light in the room was still on. I thought to myself, I don’t know which province I live with, so it seems like we can have a good exchange! He entered the room and put down his luggage. When he heard the sound of water in the bathroom, he knew someone was taking a shower. So, he lay on the bed, took off his clothes, turned on the TV, and rested while watching. After a while, the person taking a shower came out. Unknown to her, someone had already entered the room and came out wearing very cool clothes. Suddenly, he saw a burly, disheveled man lying half on the bed. He was immediately hit by a 10,000-point critical hit and rushed back to the bathroom screaming loudly. This guy was also startled. He quickly rubbed his eyes, got dressed, and got out of bed. The girl came out of the bathroom and loudly asked why he was in the room. This guy was also very aggrieved. "I got the room card from the front desk. I also participated in the training. I'm not a hooligan." The guy thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's my name that's causing trouble. Arrange accommodation. They must have thought I was a woman!" The girl gradually felt relieved after hearing his explanation.

After hearing this, the question that we, the old men, are concerned about is, what did he see that night? However, this guy refused to say anything! I say it every time, omitting 500 words here. . .

When I was 23 years old (I am 38 this year, almost 15 years ago), I was on duty with a female colleague who was relatively good at playing. It was June and the weather was very hot, so I just moved a little bit. As for the sweaty temperature, 15 years ago, the conditions in the workplace were not as good as now. There was an air conditioner. At that time, it was just an electric fan. For the weather in June, it was getting hotter and hotter! And it’s still around one or two o’clock at noon. It’s so hot that you can really cook eggs in the sun! There is a bathroom in our office with a rain shower head. Many colleagues usually take a bath in it when the weather is hot, which can be regarded as cooling down. I remember that day, I told the female colleague that I would buy you an ice cream to eat, because I really liked this female colleague at that time, but I didn’t confess it, so I took this opportunity to show it off. The female colleague was also very happy and said yes! At that time, I immediately ran downstairs and drove my motorcycle (our unit is a sewage treatment plant, which is in a relatively remote place, and the nearest supermarket is two or three kilometers away). When I was about to go, I found an ice cream seller at the door. The hawker thought to himself that this was really a timely help, he could get whatever he wanted. He was so happy that he parked the car and ran over to buy two ice creams. He knew that the ice cream might have melted a little because of the hot weather, which made me confused. My hands are sticky with a lot of ice cream syrup, but you don’t have to go so far to buy them, so just eat them! Besides, there are bathrooms in the office where you can wash your hands.

After paying the money, I immediately ran back to the office and found that my female colleague was not in the office. She had gone to the computer room to check the data, so I rushed to the bathroom and planned to wash my hands before calling her. When I opened the bathroom door, I felt so embarrassed. ! The female colleague has just taken off her clothes and is getting ready to take a shower! I still clearly remember our expressions at that time. Both of us were stunned for about 5 seconds. Then the female colleague yelled, and I yelled too, and ran out quickly without even remembering to close the door. Then I ran downstairs and returned to the office after about 10 minutes. I saw that the ice cream on the table had already turned into water! But the female colleague’s face turned red and she didn’t say a word! He didn't tell me until just before get off work that he couldn't tell anyone else what happened today, or he would kill me! This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me! Now that I think about it, it’s so funny! Now I haven’t contacted that female colleague for a long time, and I don’t know how she is doing, or whether she remembers this past incident!

The most embarrassing thing that happened between me and my colleagues of the opposite sex was that I flirted with the boss’s wife in public without knowing it. I originally entered the factory to pick up girls, but I ended up feeling so embarrassed that I felt so embarrassed. He picked up his baggage and left.

It was the summer of 2009. I went to work as a temporary worker in a garment factory in Buji Street, Shenzhen. Since it was the rush season, the daily wages of temporary workers were very high, and the main force in the factory were all 18 or older. 25 young girl.

Just to seduce girls, I spent a lot of effort and hundreds of dollars to get introduced by a fellow who owned a local restaurant.

I originally thought that as a handyman, I could chat with any girl I liked during working hours. Unexpectedly, thousands of girls who worked as lathes in the factory were all assembly line operators. During this period, even the time to drink water was very tight, and few people had time to talk to me.

Moreover, in the dry goods season, working hours are very long. I have two days off per month. I go to work at 8 a.m., pay attention to it for an hour at noon, and an hour for dinner. I work overtime at least until 11:30 in the evening, and there are many nearby The factory does not adjust work and rest hours according to regulations. I had only been in the factory for a few days. I was adding materials to the assembly line every day. The working hours were long and it was a bit overwhelming. I didn’t have time to chat with girls everywhere, so I had to do things honestly.

One day, a handyman fainted for some reason. The workshop supervisor called two handymen on duty and the factory leaders to send him to the hospital. The production line material team was suddenly overwhelmed. At this time, the workshop supervisor called several beauties in work clothes from the packaging workshop, and joked that men and women would work together so they would not be tired from work.

The arrival of these beauties has indeed saved us male workers a lot of effort.

During this period, I fell in love with a beautiful woman who had a figure similar to mine and was talkative. Because she had a fairer complexion, she looked to be about the same age as me. The terrible thing was that when I talked to her, She always took over the topic. At that time, I decided in my heart that I was sure to take her.

When I clocked in during my lunch break, I followed this beautiful woman and deliberately pulled her clothes. When she turned around, I kissed her on the face in front of hundreds of people. one time. The beauty reacted, glared at me fiercely, and then ran away. Hundreds of pairs of eyes looked at me, hundreds of mouths kept making noises, and I smiled triumphantly.

Who knew that the security captain came towards me with a dark face and cursed: "Are you looking for death? That's the boss's wife! Come with me!"

When we arrived at the headquarters In the manager's office, I found out that the beautiful woman was our boss's wife. Her children were in elementary school, but she looked younger. Because of the rush season, the boss and the boss's wife often went to the workshop to help.

Fortunately, the boss is not a bad person. He just asked the security guard to give me a symbolic fine of ten yuan, told me not to cause trouble, and then let me continue to work in the factory.

But my reputation for flirting with the boss’s wife in public has been known to everyone in the factory, including people in several nearby factories.

A lot of girls were afraid of me. Every time I approached them, they would stay away. I felt very embarrassed. I gritted my teeth and stayed in the factory for about ten days, then resigned early and left.

To say that embarrassing things happened between colleagues of the opposite sex, it is better to say that they are beautiful things.

It was the winter of 2007. A few colleagues (2 men and 2 women) and I went on a business trip to Hangzhou, Zhejiang to study and display the company’s newly opened store. I left the purchase of train tickets to me. Yes, I bought a hard seat. Later, several colleagues laughed at me, saying that I would save money for the company instead of buying a sleeper berth and buying a hard seat.

After getting on the bus, we each found our seats and sat down. I sat with one of my female colleagues. She seemed to be one year older than me and was pretty. I heard from my friends that she had a boyfriend. At first we chatted and laughed casually. I talked to her a lot and she laughed very happily. Then it got dark and the carriage became much quieter. Many people were asleep and she was sleepy too, but it was inconvenient to sleep on a hard seat. , she leaned on my shoulder and said, "Do you mind if I lend you your shoulder?" I said you go to sleep, so she leaned on my shoulder and closed her eyes, and I just sat there, trying to let her lean on her. It felt more comfortable. After a while, she moved and came closer to me, with her head closer. Then she turned slightly sideways and put her arms on my chest. She said it was comfortable to sleep like this, and her head was already She leaned on my shoulder and neck, and I said, "Either I put my arm on your shoulder, so you can sleep more comfortably." She said, "Yeah," and I slept half-armed around her, with her forehead She was close to my neck, and I felt something strange in my heart. It felt so sweet. Her hair fell down a little, and I helped her back up with my hands. Suddenly, she hugged me with both hands on her sides, and her forehead was even closer to my neck. I felt in my heart So sweet, so sweet. I tilted my head a little towards her, half leaning on her head, put my hand on her waist, and gently stroked her hair. She slept for a while, and then woke up. I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, I slept with my arms around me, and we stayed like this until we got off the bus. After we got off the bus, it seemed to be around ten o'clock in the evening. Under the arrangement of the company, we went to the hotel where the two men stayed. One room, the two girls live in one room.

The next day, we went shopping together on the streets of Hangzhou and arrived at the West Lake. Then, a colleague said we wanted to go to the West Lake and see the Leifeng Pagoda. I was guided into a car, and I said I wasn’t going and that I was going to walk around here. She got out of the car and said she wasn’t going either. She also went for a walk, but another female colleague insisted on it. She went and she said she was sorry and went. I went shopping alone and then went back to the hotel. After a while, she knew how to go to the hotel. I asked her, where are the two of them? She said they were still shopping. She took me to their room to have a look and left the door open. She said, "Keep the door open, otherwise others will see and think we are doing something." I smiled.

After the work was completed, we both gained weight. When we came back, we smiled at each other. She said that I still owed her dozens of yuan and asked me to pay it back to her, saying that one size would be the same... …

I just went to Guangdong in 1997 and entered a Taiwan-funded lighting factory. Less than half a year later, General Manager Qian Tanghao transferred him to the new tungsten filament workshop as the director. Next to the tungsten filament workshop was the Minai Lamp Workshop of the Second Light Bulb Factory. Within a month, he was flirted with by Xu Mingjuan, a Hebei girl from the Minai Lamp Workshop.

After Xu gets off work at 9:30 in the evening, he likes to go to the company’s product showroom to dance and sing. Because the company produces stage lights, advertising lights and decorative lights, the product showroom of more than 1,000 square meters is open to the factory for dancing and singing every night. Xu goes to the exhibition hall almost every day to sing a song and dance a few times before resting. I am often dragged there by her. She sang very professionally in bel canto, and the administrative department would ask her to sing a song every day. She often pulls me to dance with her. I'm not very good at dancing. A slow three is fine, a middle three or a four will step on her feet, and a fast three will knock me over. After dancing, the two of us sat down and blew on the ground.

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On New Year’s Day, the company organized a small singing competition in the exhibition hall, and Xu made it from the preliminary round to the final. On the night of the finals, I still went to cheer her up, and she ended up finishing second. During the award presentation, the host asked her if she had anything to say, and she said could she please invite someone to the stage. She said my name, and the host and the audience below laughed and asked me to come on stage. I blushed and refused to go on stage. Finally, my colleagues put me on stage.

However, what was even more embarrassing was that as soon as I came on stage, Xu hugged me directly and took the microphone and said that her runner-up belongs to me, and it was my encouragement that allowed her to win the award... There was another round of applause and laughter, what do you mean? Is this embarrassing?