If you praise a girl for her beauty, be humorous.

A beautiful girl has been praised since she was a child, and she is immune to being praised for her beauty. If you say "You are so beautiful" to her again at this time, she will definitely be bored with you. How should I praise girls for their beauty? Let's share with you the humorous words of praising a girl's beauty, so that she will be impressed by your praise.

m: I dare not find a girlfriend like you. I will be praised for my ambition!

W: Why?

m: because a toad wants to eat swan meat, it's impossible.

If beauty is taxed, you will lose everything!

It turns out that delicious food is about a beautiful woman like you. Sorry, I didn't control my saliva.

m: do you know who my dream lover is? She is the most beautiful in the world in my eyes.

female: who is it?

man: (takes out his mobile phone and brings up the girl's photo) promise, look!

I'm sure I've never met a beautiful girl like you in my life, next life and next life, which makes me have such an impulse to ask such a serious question: "Sister, do you want to date?"

have you ever noticed that every time I talk to you, I dare not look into your eyes. Because your eyes are so beautiful that I can't hide anything.

The most creative compliment I've ever heard about a girl's beauty is that a friend I haven't seen for a long time said after seeing me, "I thought all the photos on your WeChat were P." I'm so happy to hear it.

I went to the canteen to eat with my roommate and a sister in the snow.

My roommate asked my sister, "Are you not cold wearing so little on a snowy day?"

"Is this wearing less? It's thin!" I grabbed a sentence.

Sister pooped and smiled, white snow, red face, light blue cotton-padded jacket with lace.

fortunately, you are human, otherwise you would have been picked back and put in a vase!

When I saw the beautiful girl, I cried in horror: "Ah, ghosts!" When she defended or consoled you if you were sick, you murmured, "Impossible, impossible, human beings can't look so good. Let me feel if you have a temperature."

1 you said mysteriously, "I know your secret"

"Ah! ? What secret? " She answered

"You came down to play, didn't you?" You keep saying

"?" She was puzzled

"Don't pretend, you are definitely not human. Tell me quickly, are all your immortals so beautiful?"

1 it's strange that I saw the princess before I went to Disney.

Use humorous words to praise girls for their beauty. On the one hand, you can show girls that you are a humorous person and add points to your later image. On the other hand, it can also make girls feel that you have paid attention to praising her, and she will think that you are not a superficial person.

When many brothers were in pick up hot chicks, the younger sister didn't respond well. This is because you didn't have a good presentation, and you didn't have a chat thinking, and the male god frame was not set up, so you didn't attract the younger sister at the beginning, so naturally the later response was not good. In fact, I didn't understand this before, but I read a book about picking up girls ~ The Complete Works of Lao Wang. This book talked about a lot of dry goods about picking up girls, which put me on the road of changing and improving myself. Now I am surrounded by beautiful girls, and I strongly recommend my brothers to read it. There are e-books under Baidu, so it is not a trivial matter to apply what they have learned.