Happy comedian woman nth power lines

A, I am a rich lady

B, I am a housewife

C, I am a super white-collar worker

D, I am People

A, the most important thing about love is that we should be of the same age

My husband and I, I am 27 and he is 72, I am 28 and he is still 72, because He

has passed away. Then let’s divide the property, haha

C, life has no end, and the soul will eventually pass away. The old man was upright and moral.

We didn’t know until his death that he had three wives. This lawyer will distribute the property as appropriate according to his last wishes.

A, he actually lied to me. He has three wives. No, I will try my best to get them all

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’s property was obtained. I said, my health is not good, I vomit blood when I get angry, I need more care

B, I am not in good health, I vomit blood when I get angry Vomiting blood, (coughing) blood

A, your acting is so bad, who can believe it

C, I believe it, you are not in good health, I will give you 40%,

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B, hum, (withdraw)

A, there is still 60%, I have to get it no matter what, I said, I am pregnant

< p>I'm pregnant, I'm carrying your own flesh and blood, I need more money.

D, I am pregnant, I am carrying his own flesh and blood, I have to get more.

A, hey, I’m talking about you, you

D, I’m a twin

C, children are the most important, in this way, the rest will be given You

A, you look like you are eating

D, you are eating, uh (hiccups), thank you lawyer, (withdraw)

A , is this done?

C, there is also a box

A, I said he can't just treat me like this, don't touch my ashes, bah, bah

I Why is my life so miserable? If I had known, I would have married my college classmate and become a housewife

It’s too late to say anything now. I envy housewives

Act 2

B, yo, they are all here, I will share with you some tips, white vinegar can remove tea stains

Eating more mung beans can remove internal heat, and there are It doesn’t work. They say toothpaste can cure burns. Last time, I

took three tubes of the burn and it didn’t help at all. I won’t talk about it anymore. I’ll do a gastric lavage

C, Mom, I want to drink grandma

A, Wife, beer

D, Daughter-in-law, bring me my toilet water

B, Beer, toilet water, baby

A, what is it?

D, why does the toilet water smell like milk?

B, does it smell like milk? I seem to have picked up the wrong one

A, where is my beer

C, uh, I did it

A, the kids are drunk

D, oh, you can’t be so careless as a woman,

A, tell me about you, you don’t have to go to work all day long, you just do such little things at home

< p>I don’t understand, ah, your hair looks like steel wool, your face looks like gutter oil, is it still a bit feminine

Does it look human?

D, woman, the most important thing is taste

B, husband

A, ah, what kind of smell

B, I just finished using the toilet

A, let’s go, girl

C, daddy, give me a hug

A, wait until you wake up

< p>D, rotten wood cannot be carved

B, why, if I had known this, I would not have quit my job to be a housewife. Women still

should have their own careers, okay I envy strong women

Act 3

C, women should be strong and face difficulties with one word, go! When facing work, one word: Crazy! When faced with performance, one word: rush! This is my life creed, one word

, Duang

A, today, a deputy general manager will be selected from these two. Now, the election begins

C, hahahaha, the opportunity has finally come. I always failed in elections before, and the reason was me

I am too manly, ha, am I a man? (Kool, razor) I don’t understand, today,

I want to show my gentle side, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (laughing to the sky) Turn around, hello, Chairman

(嗲 ) Oh, if I were asked to be the vice president, I would first build our company into the Tyson of companies in the same industry. I would use straight punches, uppercuts, and combination punches. If I can’t beat him, I would bite his ears. Wow.

(⊙o⊙)Wow wow wow, (dog), it hurts (sigh)

A, okay, next person,

D, me I think our company’s business,

A, okay, I’m done

C, haha, I haven’t even finished a sentence

A, it’s your choice< /p>

C, why! Why not me (嗲)

B, why?

A, this woman suddenly became gentle just now, why is this, women are in love

You have become gentle in love. When you fall in love, you have to get married. When you get married, you have to have children. When you have children, you have to take maternity leave.

Leave (B said at the same time)

B, then She is also a woman

D, I am infertile

A, congratulations! (Leave)

D, follow me and work hard from now on, (Withdraw)

C, why, if I had known this, I might as well have just found a rich man to marry, < /p>

What kind of strong woman do you think you are? I’m so envious of rich ladies

Act 4

Everyone ends up D

Some people envy those who have a successful career Yes, hum, I tried hard and succeeded.

Some people envy those who have a harmonious family, hum, I work hard, and I succeed

Some people envy those who can find a good man, hum, I envy them too

People , I need to calm down. My heart is very calm now, as calm as the audience at the scene

Not a single person applauded

Call my mother to make sure she’s safe

Hey, has the foreman paid my dad’s salary?

Oh, he has. He even took my dad to travel abroad and have fun. Balloon

What, the hot air balloon is leaking

Oh, there is a parachute.

What, the parachute has a hole

Oh, it fell on the haystack

Mom, I listened, that’s it, don’t ride in a hot air balloon again

Life is endless setbacks and hopes Well, I'm going to work

B, I know it has fallen, and I will fall out with anyone who mentions stocks to me in the future

D, boss, look at the stocks,

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B, you are fired!

D, boss, do you want to take a hot air balloon ride?

B, go away!

D, it’s okay. Isn’t life just endless frustrations and hopes? I still have a husband who loves me very much. Go find my husband.

Husband, who is touching your back?

A, oh, haven’t I always told you these days that I live in Wang Jianguo? He is Wang Jianguo

D. Is Wang Jianguo a woman?

W, hello

D, are you having an affair?

A, go

D, life Aren’t there endless setbacks and hopes? Why are there only setbacks and no hope? (Crying)

C, what’s wrong, why are you still crying? Man, be strong.

D, I’m a girl

C, oh, it’s true, a girl can’t just cry when she wants to, right? What’s wrong with you?

Xin Na, follow me Aunt Nagla,

D, I am unemployed, and my husband doesn’t want me anymore

C, oops, what did I think? You are unemployed, haven’t you lost your virginity? Your husband doesn’t want you anymore

No matter what, he doesn’t want me. Remember, you think there is no hope today.

When you are particularly sad, you Think about it, there is still no hope for tomorrow, isn’t it better?

D, Aunt, do you want to ride in a hot air balloon?

C, What are you doing in that thing? Aunt, I’m afraid Gao, aunt, what do you mean, aunt, this is

D, aunt, please go, I don’t want you to persuade C to fall to the ground

C Oops

D, aunt, What's up

C, it's okay, aunt has to lie down and chat with you for a while

D, what do you mean, aunt?

C, kid, aunt I want to give you a price based on your current financial situation

D, it’s a porcelain

C, for this scene, the aunt wants 50,000 from you, how much is it

D, Auntie, I really don’t have it

C, but Auntie can’t have it. It’s fate that we met, and Auntie doesn’t have anything good to do.

This is a gift for you, in disguise. Fifty thousand yuan, take it!

D, Auntie, don’t say it, I really feel like I have fifty thousand yuan more when you stand up

C, isn’t it?

D, haha, (Counting money)

C, so don’t always think about what you have lost. Sometimes you have happiness, and you don’t even know it. As the old saying goes, Life is full of endless setbacks

D and hope

C, by the way

Act 5

A car and good house Good, not as good as a housewife

B A good career, good for him, and good for me

C Marrying well is the real good thing

D Um Well, it’s good to be a woman

As a person, you have to calm down. My heart is very calm now, as calm as the audience at the scene

Everyone applauds No

Call my mother to make sure she's safe

Hello, has the foreman paid my father's salary?

Oh, he has. I also took my dad to travel abroad and make a hot air balloon

What, the hot air balloon leaked

Oh, there is a parachute

What, there is a hole in the parachute

Oh, it fell onto the haystack

. . . . Boring, no more.

Isn’t life just endless setbacks and hopes? I’m going to work