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Talk to someone who doesn't honk in the morning.

1. You broke my heart and left. When I get well, don't blame me for stabbing you to death

In order to catch up with the best meeting, someone should always be allowed to miss you.

It was easy to make up, but it was too difficult at first. Instead of mutual suspicion, it is better to go their separate ways, laugh generously and walk generously.

Please don't get to know me from other people's mouths. I am one in a million.

No one can predict the next moment, so there is no need to persist, let alone be so stubborn. Let nature take its course, just like holding an umbrella when it rains, covering yourself with a quilt when it is cold, laughing when you are happy and crying when you are sad. Quite simply, if you don't love me, I will love myself.

6. The most emboldened thing in the world is not respect and equality, but being loved.

7. It doesn't matter if you like waves, just don't drown.

8. The gap between ideal and reality is far away, but I keep going.

Let's drink to the past and never look back. I wish you a bright future and love others more.

10. Tempers vary from person to person. I look like you.

1 1. May you sleep with a pillow for the rest of your life without waiting; Determined to let go, turn around immediately and never look back.

12. Don't ask me about my feelings. I am single. I suggest breaking up. /

13. Take care of yourself when it is cold. I can't give you a coat or a hug.

14. I don't know what is just right. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. Don't flinch when it's time to hug, and never cry when it's time to laugh.

15. I never meant to say good night, but it is not ordinary people who can hear me say good morning.

16. Don't be like fire, but don't be like wind.

17. I listen to the arrangement of the wind, but unfortunately it never plays cards according to common sense, just like you.

18. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

19. If I don't pay, I will pay a dime. That's interesting.

20. You have only lived once. Why do you say that my path is wrong?

2 1. There are always things in the world that you can't expect anyway, so forget it.

22. Life is so long that you always need someone to talk nonsense with you. /Xi Xue/

23. For the past, what you should respect is your brave self. After all the disappointments and betrayals, you are still full of ambition and dare to love and hate.

24. I have only one youth. I don't want to disappoint anyone. You are sincere to me.

25. What's wrong with being short? I'm sure you can't lift your head when you see me. You are so proud.

26. I have a bad temper in the storm, but the person I love most is you.

27. Of all the separations, I was the first one to leave. Leaving before others leave is the only way to protect yourself.