Tell a cold joke that makes you feel cold?

One day, there was a fudge walking in the street. As she was walking, she suddenly said, "Oh, dear! My legs are so soft! " 2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu who ate himself when he was hungry one day ... 3. A classmate named Cai Xiao was walking on the road and was suddenly picked up ... 4. A banana gentleman was dating his girlfriend and walking in the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Hearing this, the polar bear tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" " "6. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans. 7. One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly there was a car accident and my stomach was broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I'm a bean paste bag. "8. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I stretched out my hand to scratch it and burned myself to death. Xiao Ming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ He flew ... 10. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking ... 1 1. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin. The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" ""Yes, you are a penguin. What happened? " "But, but why do I feel so cold? "12. There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet. 13. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "The little girl replied," I know, because the stars shine! " 14. A pair of corn fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the wedding day, one corn can't find another. Corn asked the popcorn beside him: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress. 15. One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but ignored him and asked, why didn't they say hello? Because they are not familiar with each other ... 16. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee? Xiaomei said: Xiaohong said: Oh, you are really awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon. 17. Xiao said to Xiao B: dig the plug ... it's raining outside! ! I'm excited to see little B: Yes, I saw you. 18. Xiaoming has been begging his mother to let him become an artist. His mother said, "You're still young, we'll talk about it later." Xiaoming has been begging his mother. Finally, her mother couldn't stand it. She said: "We were born with red beans, so we can't be artists.". Give it up! 19. The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, are we poisonous? "The snake said," why do you ask? The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now." "20. Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together, and then one day suddenly a truck rushed out and knocked Tomato A down. Tomato b points to tomato a and laughs [hahaha ketchup ~] 21. Chocolate and tomato fought, and chocolate won. Why? Because of the chocolate bar ~