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It's too hot to send a circle of friends
It's too hot to make a circle of friends:
1. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.
2. Don't ask me how old, just ask me how mature I am!
3. Although I didn't do anything, I was sweating like a pig.
4. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
5. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water!
6. I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became an acquaintance!
7, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy!
8. It's very hot recently, and I feel irritable. Eating an ice cream will reduce the fire.
9. It's no shame to show love. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning.
1. In this hot weather, the sun is poisonous, making people sweat straight down.
11. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing, and he died of heat when he slept with him.
12. It's really hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!
13, the weather is so hot, as if a spark would cause an explosion.
14. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
15. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can't breathe.
16. It's unbearably hot-it's 125 degrees Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.
17. When I went to work, I received a short message from my mobile phone, reminding me that it is hot today, so I should pay attention to heatstroke prevention.
18. I accidentally fell on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
19. God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
2. The weather is getting hot, and I have to wear a big mask when I go out. I am really suffocating.
21. It's sweltering, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
22. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the open street.
23. Being alone in a humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; Small trees and birds perch in front of the window, and the mood is gloomy
24. The weather is so hot, I walk and sweat, and I feel irritable. I really want to cut my hair like straw.
25. How did I know that summer was coming? When I got up this morning, I found five bags bitten by mosquitoes.
26. If you are invited out to dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and the conversation will definitely be a lifelong event!
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