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Baba's excellent composition
Dad's excellent composition 1 Speaking of my dad, hum! He is a veritable deputy director of the Tourism Bureau.
He has a pair of phoenix eyes and two curved arch eyebrows. He has a glib tongue, and what he does is "the pink face contains spring power, and the red lips smell it and laugh."
His personality is really strange. Sometimes he is humorous, sometimes he is silent. The strangest thing is his mantra that he should add the word "not afraid" at the end of the sentence (I think so).
Once, my father took me to his company, and a client wanted to refund a plane ticket to America. My father met him and explained to the customer, "Because of the swine flu in H 1N 1 ... even so, the money can't be refunded. After the swine flu is completely eliminated, we will use your money to get another ticket, so that the ticket in your hand will be invalid. Thank you. " I was surprised to hear that.
Another time, my parents and I went to shenzhen happy valley, the window of the world. When I got there, I asked my father to play the roller coaster with me. My father said hesitantly, "No … No". "Are you afraid?" I looked puzzled, and my father said, "Don't be afraid, just play." When I started playing, my father shouted desperately, "Ah, no, ah …" and then my father's legs went weak. He also asked me to help him. I asked him, "Are you afraid?" ? He stuck out his tongue and kept saying, "No, no …". From then on, he said that every name had the word "not afraid".
My father is so cute. Do you like him? If you like him, make good friends with him!
My father is a tall man with a flat head, a long nose, a pair of big eyes and a big mouth under it. He is clever and humorous.
On Saturday morning, my father got up early. I don't think his work is finished yet. As a result, he sat on the sofa watching TV and fell asleep after watching it for a while. I turned off the TV. Mom called for dinner! I tried to wake my father, but I shook him. Gee, there was no response, so I climbed onto the sofa and scratched his stomach. He squinted at me and fell asleep. I pinched his nose again, and he closed his eyes and took a deep breath and fell asleep again. I thought, I can't shake it, I can't catch it, I can't pinch it. What's going on? Just as I was thinking, my mother seemed to have seen my father's plot long ago and came over and pouted angrily and said, "Even your son is not as good as you!" " "At this time, my father suddenly stood up, turned around, raised his hand and saluted me, saying: Learn from Comrade Meng Ao." My mother and I both laughed at him.
My father is also very humorous. Once, when I was playing with a gun, I accidentally broke a vase and the ground was covered with water stains. My mother glared at my ear angrily and said, "Bunny, you ruined the king, see what I can do with you!" " At this time, my father came over slowly and said, "fortunately, it was the vase that broke, but it was rice that broke my stomach." My mother smiled at my father's words, and the bad mood vanished.
This is my humorous father, who often fills my family with laughter.
My father's excellent composition 3 I have a difficult father. His name is Jiang. His father has big eyes and shiny black hair. Dad loves me very much. Although he is busy all day, he always takes time to accompany me.
My father gets up after 5 o'clock every day and works until 6: 30 at night. I have to go to the gym and won't be back until after eight o'clock. Dad works very hard every day. He has been pulling materials in the yard for more than ten years, rain or shine.
Since I learned table tennis, as long as my homework is finished early, I will go to the gym to find my father to play table tennis. I admire my father because he plays table tennis very well and is self-taught. I still can't compare with the professional coach.
Dad's unique skill of playing ball-"pumping the ball", as long as I serve a high ball and the ball is low, I throw the racket back, then hit the wall and bounce it back.
When I visit my grandma in Shili, I sometimes go to my dad's yard. The yard is very big, piled with sand and bluestone. I like to play in the sand in my slippers and watch my father work. It's not easy for dad to be there. Sometimes he goes to bed when he is sleepy. I tried the board, my neck hurts, and it's hard to sleep. Dad has little entertainment time except eating, sleeping and pulling materials.
It happens every day. I can have a rest except when something happens. Dad is really not easy. He can only accompany me for a while in rainy and snowy days. Sometimes we play table tennis at home and play with the table. Dad has a backache and is busy every day, but he still works hard with me.
I love my family, I love my family, and I love my hard-won father more.
Dad's excellent composition 4 Although my father is very hard and strict with me, he really loves me. I didn't understand him before and hated him very much, but after that, I began to understand him.
On a cool night, I have been doing so much homework and I am full of drowsiness. At this time, my father came back from the construction site. His tired and sleepy face, bloodshot eyes, looks extremely tired and has a thin layer of dust on his body. Seeing that I haven't finished my homework, my father asked, "Son, how long will it take to finish my homework?" ? Is there anything you can't do? ""I'll finish it in a minute. But there are several problems that can't be done here. "I didn't look up. I just keep working there. Dad took off his shoes and came over. He didn't even take off his clothes, so he came to teach me a lesson. I looked up and was shocked, because my father was so haggard, and I was very sad.
Father quickly told me the topic, and I was almost finished, when a difficult problem appeared. I was sad to see him like that, so I asked, "Dad, are you thirsty?" If you are thirsty, I'll get you a glass of water. "Dad stopped reviewing the questions and said to me," No, son. Don't go to bed until I finish the problem for you! "! Class will start tomorrow! "Dad lovingly touched my head, smiled at me, and then quickly finished the problem for me, and I went to bed.
Since then, I am much more sensible and often care about him. I'm not the same as before, and I don't understand him that well! I must repay them and society in the future.
My father's excellent composition 5 I often have a fight with my father on the board after I finish my homework. I won't leave the chessboard until I go back to school. My father and I killed each other in the chess match. Every time I have more soldiers than him, he has more horses, guns and cars than me. Of course, almost every time at the end, his soldiers returned home in triumph. And almost every time I surrender with a white flag, my father still doesn't forgive every soldier and kills me to the last one. Therefore, I think I must take advantage of his inattention and win one or two games in the chess game to reduce his prestige. If he doesn't kill all my soldiers in my territory, be careful, and you will turn defeat into victory.
Once, my father and I played chess, the first two sets. There is not one left on my plate. There is only one person left on my plate. However, God has eyes. In the third set, I finally realized my wish and defeated my father. It was like this at that time: my father killed a car on both sides of my area. In a rage, I directly killed him with a gun. As soon as I brought his handsome stool up, I accidentally found a gun behind me. I took another gun and killed my father. This unintentional victory made me forget how I felt when I lost a car. In the next few days, I was influenced by this and my chess skills advanced by leaps and bounds. Now dad almost hit me hard.
Now, I really want to shout for that time: "I finally defeated my father."
Dad's excellent composition 6 You have been out for a long time this time. You haven't been home for four months. I really miss you!
You've been working elsewhere. I know it must be hard for you, especially in the south. Have you lost weight these days? Dad, I dream about you almost every day. I always play computer games with you in my dreams. It's too intense Or you can take me to the village by bike to catch grasshoppers. I just laughed and laughed and woke up. Hey! If only it weren't a dream.
I always ask my mother why you want to go somewhere else, why you can't stay and work here, and my mother doesn't say why. In fact, I also know that you are working to earn more money, but now our family of three can't be together, and I can't get up watching the good things that you and your mother bought me.
But, dad, I like the kite you brought me last time. I hung it on the wall and didn't want to fly it. I brush gently with a brush every day. You said dad was a kite. I didn't understand why you said that at that time, but now I think dad is right. Dad, you are the tallest kite in my heart and my mother's. When there is no wind, you will definitely come back.
My biggest wish is that my parents and I will be together forever, without looking forward to it every day. I listen to you now and seldom play games, but I want to have fun with you when you come back, dad.
Dad, don't forget, you are my kite!
Some people say that "maternal love is the greatest". I think fatherly love is as great as maternal love, because my father loves me too.
As long as I think of my father, I am proud to have such a father. Dad is short. Small eyes, dark face, a pair of oval face, always with a smile on her face.
My father not only takes care of me in life, but also cares about me in study. Whenever I encounter difficulties in my study, my father teaches me patiently until I can. No matter how busy my father is at work, he will take some time to check my homework, and he is also very strict with my study.
My father loves me very much. I remember once, I was sick and had a high fever, and my body was very uncomfortable. It was a cold winter and it was snowing heavily outside. It's already zero in the morning. My parents took me to the hospital. At that time, there were no taxis or pedestrians on the road, only a few street lamps were still standing guard in the heavy snow. Walking in the snow, the ground creaked, leaving four deep footprints in the snow. Father was afraid that I would be cold, so he took off his coat and put it on for me. My father only has a light coat on him, holding me and walking hard in the snow. It was past one o'clock in the morning when I got to the hospital. The doctor was busy giving me injections and infusions, but I fell asleep slowly. When I woke up, it was already dawn. I saw my father in front of my bed. His eyes are red. Maybe he stayed up all night. After careful care by my father, I was discharged from the hospital ten days later.
From then on, my father often took me to exercise. My father and I often play basketball and sometimes go running. Father always said that only when we are strong can we do things well.
I love my father!
My father is a very fierce person. He seldom laughs and talks. He is also an alcoholic. Sometimes he will sleep for a long time after drinking, but he loves my mother very much and listens to her. As long as it's my mother, he thinks it's right.
I heard from my grandmother that my father is a handsome man no matter how young he is, and he often helps people in the village, so all the old people in the village like my father and think that his children are happy to marry him, but he doesn't like to laugh very much. Old people said he was "too serious to look good." Grandma actually thinks so, too, fearing that he will be left alone if no one wants him. Grandma was very worried about her father, who just said, "Now he is still young!" " "
He didn't fall in love with my mother until he met her in the next village. That was when my mother was in their village, but it was really beautiful. My father told my grandmother that other old people in the village think it is most appropriate to be with the most handsome and beautiful people. So I married my mother. Before getting married, my mother said to my father, "I am the oldest in the family, so you should listen to me." I can't figure out how my father agreed with my mother. So my father and I were told by my mother to do this and that at home. My mother also said that she came down from heaven to look after me and my father and told us to work for our own interests.
Alas! Is mom really sent from heaven? But my father and I actually thought she was sent from heaven.
Father's height 1 m 7, AB blood, Aries, working as a general manager in a real estate company.
When I mention my father, the first thing that comes to mind is his striking beer belly. He has a wrinkled face, a pair of bright eyes under thick eyebrows and a fat figure (his weight is too hurtful). The way he walks, that's a typical rural veteran cadre walking posture-hands behind his back.
My dad's humor is not bragging. Once after the whole family had finished eating, he sat in a small chair in the corner of the balcony, looked at the blue sky and smoked a cigarette from time to time. As soon as I saw it, I ran over and grabbed the cigarette at once. I said angrily to him, "Didn't you say you wanted to quit smoking?" How to repent? "Who knows, he said confidently," Xinle, dad treats you very well at ordinary times. What's wrong with smoking a cigarette? "As the saying goes, a cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy. Don't you think the old man next door smokes every day? What is it if I smoke a little? " I was fooled by his words.
He also has a bad habit, which is drinking. I want a bite every time I eat. My mother told him not to drink, and he said, "You know what? Eat without drinking, the fragrance is half, and I drink to pursue the true meaning of food. " This sentence made the whole family laugh.
Although he loves smoking and drinking, he is not bad-hearted, and he will give up his seat when taking the bus, regardless of the old, the weak and the sick.
This is my father, a humorous and kind father.
Dad's Excellent Composition 10 Dad is a math teacher in junior high school, and now he works in Luneng Bashu Middle School. Last year, he was rated as a "senior teacher" and served as the head of mathematics teaching and research for a long time.
Dad has been very busy at work and often comes home late. In addition to giving students normal classes and correcting homework, they are also responsible for the compilation of self-made teaching materials. Sometimes, in order to write review papers for students, our whole family goes to bed, and he is still busy under the desk lamp. Leading the compilation of self-made teaching materials 10 and publishing books. Bashu Middle School became a famous school because they were not rigidly bound by textbooks. Be able to teach according to students' actual situation and their own teaching experience. Of course there is my father's contribution here.
On the morning of Teachers' Day, I was surprised to see my father wearing a suit and tie. What's wrong with that? Dad never dresses like this. Seeing my puzzled look, he quietly told me, "I'm going to take the stage to receive the prize today!" " "Thanks to my father's efforts, Teachers' Day in recent years has been rated as an' excellent teacher'. I was especially proud of him when he came home with a shiny trophy! Every summer vacation, the school will send his father to the top universities in China to study and "recharge". I went to Tsinghua, Peking University and Zhejiang University for further study.
Dad is my idol. However, I still have some dissatisfaction. Dad seldom plays with me at ordinary times, and he seldom cares about my study and life. To my relief, I can take me to travel in winter and summer vacations and visit the great rivers, mountains and places of interest in the motherland. Take me to eat western food and seafood when you are free on Sunday. This is the happiest time for me.
In a word, dad is a good dad. I adore him!
Dad's excellent composition 1 1 Dad is a fisherman and goes fishing happily every day.
In spring, my father will fish in the river in my hometown. Fish is like listening to dad. I will catch a big fish for a while and a small fish for a while. My father enjoys the breeze when he goes fishing.
In summer, my father will sit by the river in the shade of the park and fish. It is very cool in the shade. In any case, this is a fishing resort in summer. Dad can always catch a few fish. In hot summer, dad is the one who gains the most. Many people ask their fathers for advice, and some people become their fathers' apprentices!
In autumn, my father likes fishing at night. Every time my father comes back, he is fruitful, and sometimes there are countless fish. Dad will cast a net in the morning. If you are an impatient person fishing, you can't catch it. Only a patient person can win the game.
In winter, my father would cut a hole in the ice, throw the fishing rod into the water, put on his coat and wait quietly for the big fish to bite. Although it took a long time, he still caught several big fish, which was quite rewarding for other fishermen.
I still don't know how my father sat firmly on the throne of "ever-victorious general" I have been thinking in my heart: What did my father do well?
Dad is a teacher and role model for many fishermen. I hope he will always keep the spirit of a fisherman!
My father's excellent composition 12 I have a lovely and respectable father, who is my most admired person. My father is a 37-year-old pig. Although he is the laziest of the 12 zodiac, he is very capable. My father runs a garage to support his family.
Dad likes to have a crew cut. He has big eyes under his heavy eyebrows, a glib mouth under his high nose, and two rows of white and neat teeth in his mouth. Dad is slightly fat, snores like thunder, and is as strong as an ox. He usually likes to wear red clothes and blue jeans, so he looks very energetic. My father is very generous. I remember once, my father saw that my roller skates were very old and said to me, son, your roller skates are very old. Let me buy you a new pair of skates! I thought to myself: it is not easy for dad to make money. I'd better save some money for my father! I said to my father: no, dad, I have enough roller skates, so I don't need to buy any more. Father's face suddenly showed a happy smile. Although my father agreed, he bought me a pair of roller skates in private. When I saw these brand-new roller skates, I had an impulse to cry.
My father is not only generous, but also very concerned about his children. I remember once, I accidentally cut my finger on the glass. Father rushed over, took out the band-aid and put it on my hand. Father asked me: Does it still hurt? If it still hurts, let's go to the hospital. I said, it doesn't hurt too much, thanks, dad. It was not until I felt no pain that my father put down his mind. My father works hard. On one occasion, a dozen cars came to my garage. My father repaired it from morning till night and didn't eat all day. I fell asleep after dinner because I was so tired at night.
This is my father, I love my father, and I am proud of having such a good father!
Dad's excellent composition 13 Dad has been fascinated by lottery recently. I bought it several times, and when I coded it, I coded my birthday, phone number, time and date of buying home appliances ... whatever I can think of, but as soon as the winning number was announced, he was stunned and often won the prize by one or two numbers.
Last time, he had a sudden inspiration. He took the small shirt I wore when I was over one year old and copied a string of numbers from it. Unexpectedly, the figures in this column were reversed by two figures, and the 5 million prize passed by my father. Dad was so disappointed that he didn't eat or sleep for several days and decided not to buy lottery tickets again. Later, whenever I mentioned this lottery ticket, he would laugh and cry and say to me, "If you want to have a normal heart, you must contribute to the motherland." I said, "That's self-consolation. Do you still contribute to the country?" ! Is to contribute to the people who won the 5 million prize! "Even so, my father buys 20 yuan every week to try his luck. Hey, don't tell me, he really won the lottery last two weeks. Although he doesn't have much money, he is as happy as a child. He always mentioned it after dinner, and we pretended to listen and make him happy.
Yes! We should treat lottery correctly. We can't always think about getting rich. The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. You must have a normal mind and win the lottery. Don't get too excited. You didn't win the prize, which shows that you have a heart and contributed to the development of national welfare and sports. But some people give up everything to buy lottery tickets, and I think buying lottery tickets has lost its real meaning. Finally, I want to tell my father that I bought lottery tickets for fun. Don't take it too seriously, okay? We support you!
Dad's excellent composition 14 Dad is 43 years old this year. He is very tall and keeps a straight face every day. He looks very strict. Actually, my dad is a paper tiger.
Once during the Spring Festival, my aunt came to play with her little cousin. My cousin is noisy. My father is watching TV and thinks my cousin is noisy. He said angrily with a straight face, "Cage, stop arguing or I'll hit you!" " When my cousin heard this, she immediately began to cry. When my father saw that my cousin was really crying, he immediately panicked. He stopped watching TV, so he hurried over to coax his cousin to stop crying and immediately brought the candy on the table next to him to eat. I saw you on the side, sipping your mouth and trying to laugh.
Another time, I got 89 points in math. Father looked at the test paper and said with a black face, "How did you do so badly in the exam?" I couldn't help crying when I heard my father's severe reprimand. Dad immediately squatted down and took my hand to comfort me and said, "don't cry, don't cry!" I won't scold you! " Then he said, "I didn't hit you! Stop crying! " But I still cried, and my father had no choice but to call my mother.
Haha, my dad is very strict on the surface, but in fact, my dad is just a paper tiger!
My father works in a bank, but he is happy every day. Although he is not tall, he is strong and powerful; His eyes are small, but he can see clearly. He cares about me and always asks me questions.
When I was four years old, my family slept in bed and watched TV with relish. Wipe the fog off the window and you will see a large piece of snow. Trees, houses, can't see clearly, only see the vague lights, as if wearing a huge white sweater. At this moment, an abominable disease invaded my body and made me cough constantly. My father was fascinated by watching TV, put down the remote control, quickly put on a white cotton-padded jacket, picked me up and ran quickly to the Chinese medicine hospital. In a blink of an eye, my father ran to the Chinese medicine hospital. What is unsatisfactory is that there are only nurses and no doctors in Chinese medicine hospitals. Dad never gave up and ran to the county hospital.
On the way, I was shivering with cold, so my father took off his coat and put it on for me, and then ran to his goal. "There are many good things to grind." We all went to the hospital. An amiable doctor saw me and then went to the pharmacy to get the medicine. The nurses let my father go in to warm himself, but he didn't. I started taking injections, and I was very scared. My father began to comfort me: "Don't cry, little darling, it will be over soon." I didn't cry. Encouraged and accompanied by my father, the needle passed. A few hours passed, and the needle was finished, but it was already 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, and my father still carried me home. At 6 o'clock the next morning, my father went to work again. I watched my father until I couldn't see him. I closed the door.
Dad, how much you care about me! Your concern has always remained in my heart.
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