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It's a little expensive. Tell me about it.
Anyone who has raised a child knows that raising a baby is to cultivate the mind, not the baby, but himself.
However, it is the first time for a child to be a child, and it is also the first time for us to be a mother. Therefore, you don't have to ask yourself "being a mother is just" and don't be framed in the setting of "perfect mother".
As long as we are learning, making progress and growing, we are the best parents.
Although they are all old mothers of Tianya.
Chatting with the baby can build a relationship.
But as long as someone.
There must be a difference.
That's true.
some
Is it the constellation that determines their difference?
Don't!
Decide which state the old mother is in,
There is only one standard!
That is:
The grade of the child!
Children's grades are changing.
The position of the old mother in the contempt chain also moves.
I will tell you in detail below!
The first level: the child successfully went to Gaopu.
Despise the old mother at the first level of the chain
It is a group whose children have already entered high school.
They no longer compete with themselves.
Is it because you finally accepted yourself?
No, because they finally accepted their children's grades!
Experienced cruel senior high school entrance examination, senior high school entrance examination and independent enrollment.
I'm in high school now.
after all
No matter how arrogant you are.
There is also a day to give up in front of children's grades.
Since I can go to high school,
It has defeated 50% of the people.
It's been rolling for nearly ten years.
Tired, that's all.
Teacher, you can have children!
after all
As long as you don't have to get grades
Old mother's nerves can return to normal.
start from tomorrow
Buy food, cook and drive.
I have a child.
Iq follows dad
College entrance examination Suiyuan
The second level: preschool children.
Despise the old mother on the second floor of the chain
Is it a group of children or babies?
The growth of a baby is natural and intensive.
Turn over, learn to crawl, learn to walk
Can see, laugh and talk.
The second-class old mother is immersed in joy and superiority every day.
after all
The smaller the baby.
The more I think his future is promising.
There is hope for everything.
Children can do whatever they want.
In the eyes of the old mother
It's all a display of talent!
take for example
Although the children can't play the piano well,
But like Lang Lang, it's up there!
Although children can't understand drawing,
But it's as expensive as Van Gogh's paintings!
Old mothers at this level can enjoy the natural spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Enjoy flowers, play with water, have a picnic and watch the snow.
Unlike other old mothers
A year is divided into spring, autumn, winter and summer vacation.
The key project is to find an institution to pay wages, pay wages, and pay wages.
Old mothers at this level are all optimists.
Because life has not revealed the whole truth to them.
I just want to say to them affectionately:
Mother-child lead
Cherish this fate
After all, when children go to primary school,
So we are about to start the entanglement of "love and kill each other"!
The third level: children go to junior high school.
The old mother at the bottom of the contempt chain
The above two groups were excluded:
The child went to primary school.
But I haven't gone to high school yet.
in short
We are.
Among them, junior high school parents have better conditions.
They are at the third level of the contempt chain.
The topic of junior high school is basically unknown.
Yelling at children is naturally unfounded.
Old mothers can only buy classes.
"Outsourcing" Children to Institutions
Junior high school tuition is really expensive!
Sexy Maggie
Just a few classes of a famous teacher.
Hermes
It only lasts for two semesters at most.
Well-known institutions are like famous temples.
Make-up tuition is like a bonus.
Did it work?
This money must be spent.
After all, the senior high school entrance examination is a fate-changing exam.
Don't spend it at this time, when do you have to wait?
Although the real sword and gun exam at this time
The child's true IQ has long been exposed.
But we still have illusions about children.
After all, it's still early for the senior high school entrance examination.
Maybe there's a possibility of a comeback?
For an old mother in this position,
Children are stuck in stocks.
It's chicken ribs with some meat.
Is this an open hope or a hope of death?
The fourth level: children attend the first to third grades of primary school.
The situation is followed by the old mother in the lower grade of primary school.
The course content at this stage is relatively simple.
Parents can also help themselves.
When yelling at children, you are also very confident.
The test scores are all in ninety points.
Occasionally, there are a hundred.
It's not like a few years later
Every time you look at the examination paper, you should prepare the heart-saving pills and antihypertensive drugs.
The only drawback is that it costs more, mom.
After all, the child is still young.
Study habits or something.
Need the personal training of the old mother.
Level 5: Children attend the fourth to sixth grades of primary school.
The most painful
At the bottom of the old mother's contempt chain
Lie down and laugh
When you are a parent of a senior elementary school.
The content is getting harder and harder.
We must seek the help of institutions.
The children are not old enough.
Can't let go completely
sky
We are dedicated to this unit.
But the army can only get our bodies.
Night is the home of my soul.
I want to fight my homework.
No rest on weekends.
Take care of the children on the way to the training class.
We will follow the children in class.
We must study various policies for children after class.
Exchange and query all kinds of supplementary information
See if there are any other expensive teachers.
You can take my Po Hou.
Take a little of my balance.
now
More and more old mothers join the ranks of tiger mothers.
I hate myself for being too Buddha.
Didn't see through the truth of education earlier
But when you see children studying so hard,
There will be another moment.
Ask yourself if it's all worth it.
Children spend money and spend money.
The old mother is meticulous and unhappy.
This is the senior grade of primary school.
Who knows!
There is no absolute empathy in the world.
Between several types of old mothers
I don't understand each other.
Preschool mothers think
The mother whose children go to school is really strict.
All I do is study, study, study.
After all, the children in their eyes are
The old mother whose children go to school thinks
The tenderness and kindness of preschool mothers.
It's just an illusion. I haven't stepped into school life yet.
My old mother in high school thought
Nowadays, old mothers arrange too much study for their children.
But their children were born early.
Where did you know that?
The competition among students is far greater now than in the past.
The quantity is getting bigger every year.
Even the old mother who despises the bottom of the chain
Can't understand each other.
You see
The same test paper
If the child's grades are not good,
Mom is:
If the child gets good grades, the mother is:
The difference between this.
Really let you know what this means.
The injustice of the world
Be assigned to a headmaster
That's smoke from the ancestral grave.
Find a scum
That's the test that God gave me.
Children have different grades.
Mothers behave differently, too.
There is an information gap between them.
Unable to communicate
I don't want to be friends
Because there is no need to communicate.
But no matter where mom is in the chain of contempt,
Will experience
From level two to level three, four and five.
Then slowly climb a step.
This is our robbery!
Go to your favorite high school for your children.
We must work hard, work hard and work hard again.
We should not only learn subject knowledge.
We should also cultivate psychological quality.
Even if you are angry with your child's grades at the last second.
Next second:
Come on, mother.
You are not alone!
Over the years,
Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet are all nutrition,
There are gains in both joys and sorrows!
You're not fighting alone!
Pass this article on to more parents,
It is raining!
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