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He said with a smile.

1, thinking too much is definitely the biggest murderer who destroys any feelings.

If the beginning means the end, I will still go with you.

3. The more familiar friends are, the ruder the conversation becomes; The more familiar a friend is, the more obscene his behavior is.

4, love to talk and laugh, laugh all over, don't cry and make trouble, ignore all ridicule.

5, accept without hesitation, only blame yourself.

7. I'm a foodie, but I'm not a foodie. Be careful when you play with your heart.

8. Sometimes, in order to get what you want most, you have to do what you don't want to do most.

9. After all, he is the one I love deeply. How can I put it down easily?

10, when love is poor, it takes a lot of vicissitudes to understand that love is released.

1 1,: Tears should be left to the sky to comfort you. Why do you listen to my bark?

12, I always feel happy when I am close to happiness, but I am suffering from loss in the process of happiness. This is not good, and true virtue is not good. Go to Zhang Wenwen.

13, life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the wind and rain.

14, some things are doomed, even if you don't want to, you can only passively bear it;

We met at the wrong time and parted at the right time.

Don't cry, don't make trouble, don't hang yourself, watch the donkey bark coldly *

1, scum often scold Xueba because Xueba often pretends to say that his grades are poor.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone will help me change the lock.

You see my teeth are so white, how can you call me shameless?

4. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

5. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

6. Don't despise me when nobility doesn't work. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise it when you arrive.

7. I deleted the driver and reinstalled it, but it still doesn't work.

8. It's good to have sisters. When you are in a bad mood, blow them up. That's so cool.

9. I am not a casual person; It's not a person if you casually get up.

10, when he said he loved you, it was unintentional. Don't be moved easily.

1 1. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

12, if I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

13, never have friends. Too much experience will make your eyes full of money.

14, I feel dizzy by boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

15, while cooking, a crab pushed out of the pot and told you that I was hot! Answer that you want to be patient.

16, I scraped you, not your palace. Can you clean it up without some hard hands!

17, you can't wake up a person who is pretending to sleep, nor can you be intoxicated by someone who doesn't love you, not along the way, nor can you cut corners.

18, if the heart can't find a place to live, it is wandering around.

19, your majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who punted?

Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will be crazy together.

2 1, how forgetful you are!

22. There was once a woman who wanted to transform me, but she only dismantled my parts at the end and never put them back on me. . .

23. Now that two years have passed, the boss has not lied to me. I look like a man of 40 years old.

24. Some people are wearing cotton trousers, and he has frozen to death. Someone is wearing black stockings. She is still alive.

25, I am I am a different color fireworks.

26. You must have no fixed place in your last life, and you have been placed so badly in this life.

27. You make me sick when you jump. Even if I can't blast you, I really despise you! !

28. Physics teacher: What would happen if there was no friction? Student: Humans will gradually become extinct. Tell me, what does it matter! ! !

29. My family name is Jane. As long as I am not dead, I can laugh wildly.

30. I often fantasize about how to vent my upcoming emotions. Is it slamming the phone, yelling or smoking or something?

3 1, distance, is not necessarily beautiful, perhaps it is an interpretation of fragile love.

The girl's sadness after falling in love talks about her mood. I can stop crying when you leave.

I can stop crying after you leave, and I can always pretend to be very clever around you. But after you leave, don't think I can stay with you, because sometimes, you hurt me too much and I won't wait for you to come back.

1. After you left, I was seriously ill, and the pain was terrible. Then I came back from the dead, but I forgot myself.

It's time to let go. In the future, you walk slowly, I will live well, take care of yourself when it is windy, and don't get wet when it rains. Well, that's it.

You don't need to owe me anything. Be nice to people around you in the future.

Please be sure to have a strong wind when we meet again, so that I can have a reason to cry.

The sun is fine, the wind is fine, the clouds are fine, and I am fine without you.

Sometimes, long after the relationship has ended, we gradually realize that the way we loved that person at that time was wrong. Then, we suddenly wanted to get that man back, fall in love again.

7. I finally stopped liking you and started a new life. The people around me are not like you.

8. I think she is very talkative. It is annoying to receive my letter when she is away. Later, she left. I joined many groups to listen to Ding Dong's voice. Every time I hear Ding Dong, I feel that she is still there.

9. The real abandonment is probably that he won't delete your QQ, let alone your message, or blacklist your phone, but he still adds your QQ, but he will never say a word to you again. She will answer your phone as usual, and then hang up, and won't pester you for as long as before. Occasionally, when I meet you, I just smile and say hello and pass by, instead of asking where you are going and going with you as before. The real giving up is silent, and the more he shows off, the more he shows his hesitation.

10. I chose to break up, not because I didn't love him, not because I fell in love with someone else, but because I thought we could never go back.

1 1. Maybe it's not him you can't let go of, but the past you take seriously.

12. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

13. Why bother? Do you think he is not cruel enough or you are not stupid enough?

14. Don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you.

15. Disappointment is gradually giving up again and again. Even if someone mentions your name later, my face will not turn red.

16. Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

17. You are my unspeakable pain and my dream that I don't want to wake up.

18. I keep making myself excellent because I want you to regret losing me like this.

19. Some people have passed away. Just because you can't forget her doesn't mean you still love her, just cherish or miss the beauty at that time.

20. Even if I miss you now, I will only look at your photos and giggle, and I will never bother you again. I wish you happiness.

2 1. Love is like this, some people are still waiting for you to turn back, and some people have already left.

22. You are everything to me, and others are just passers-by in my life.

23. Later, I heard many people mention you, and my fingers never tightened, and my brow never wrinkled.

24. People who really know how to smile are always easy to get more opportunities than others and always easy to succeed.

25. The sourest pain in the world is to look at someone who once vowed to love himself and turn to love others.

26. Feelings will never follow their own patterns. Once you are on the passive side, you will become very sad.

27. After you leave me, I want to make myself excellent and make you regret not wanting me. But when I really get better, I find that I don't care about you anymore.

28. When you say you want to break up, I don't cry, I don't make trouble, not because I don't love you anymore, but because I know that no matter what I say, you won't look back.

29. I try to make myself better just to let you know what a great person you have lost.

30. Actually, I especially want to tell you. Come back. I still love you. But ... I can only say sorry to you now. Because I really can't accept love after betrayal.

3 1. Tell others the truth. I don't know how long you will be in my heart, and I don't know that my feelings for you will evaporate with time. I can't let you go in my heart, and I don't know if others will regret it in the future. When people mention you in front of me again, I always say that I have forgotten why your voice and smile keep popping up in my mind. It turns out that I have been lovelorn.

Thank you for giving me a chance to say goodbye, as if I really have the right to choose.

After I leave, don't drink alone and don't come to see me again. You should be happy, so I will accompany you here.

34. The dentist once said that letting go is like the moment you pull out a tooth, you will feel relieved, but your tongue will always lick into an empty tooth cavity several times a day involuntarily. If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't mean that you have completely ignored the vacancy left. You will always miss it occasionally or even abnormally. It takes time to adapt, but teeth will always be pulled out because of too much pain, so they should be put down after all.

35. Drive away the person you love the most with insincere words and then feel sad alone.

After he left, he suddenly felt free. No matter what he does in class, he is not afraid of being seen. He doesn't care about the image of an unscrupulous smiling squid. He doesn't care at all if he doesn't go to the canteen to eat. He can lift his bangs and take off the chapped skin on his mouth. He doesn't have to deliberately create a chance encounter every day. He doesn't have to worry about being discovered by the teacher, so he dresses casually. However, I feel a little sick. Seeing his desk and chair will make him uncomfortable. Others mentioned him.

37. After you left, I still gulped and laughed loudly. I just miss you. It's so sad.

38. It's my fault. I was blind and stupid and loved him at all costs. In the end, I lost my smile and couldn't go home, and I didn't fall in the street.

39. You don't need to be brave or lie. People who know you will naturally know who you are.

40. It was a good start, but why did it end so badly?

Let your girlfriend talk about not crying, not making trouble, not showing off, and living in peace and growing old together.

I will cherish you more because I know I can't live without you.

In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you.

Third, misty rain and red dust, past lives, you and I have no agreement, no oath. We only met in this life because you are the only one in my life, and I waited for stupid hope. Just for a sweet word, I devoted all my thoughts and concerns. I wonder if it's fate? Is it love? Is it a dream? Still stupid? No matter what it is, as long as there is love in the heart, there will be warmth, expectation and spiritual sustenance. Where there is love, there is heart, and there is dream.

Fourth, time changes day by day, years pass by day, and trees grow old day by day. But my heart for you will never change, and I will always love you. I think waiting is a kind of happiness I think waiting fills me with hope. I think waiting makes me dream. I will wait for you until you say yes. Can you promise me?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

Six, successful long-distance love, we are lucky, because we have gone through a journey that no one else has gone through. We are lucky because we have seen scenery that others have never seen before. We are lucky, because the years we stepped on are extremely precious. We are lucky because we have overcome difficulties that others can't.

Seven, crowded cars are polished and meet unexpectedly, and romantic star tracks fly over the city; I found the lost wings of the moon in the grass, so I made a beautiful wish: I will welcome you with a feast after many years.

Eight, a person's beach, a person's afternoon, a person's walk, a person's reverie, a person waiting for the beauty of the sunset, a person's memories, but I don't know that when the wind of memories blows, the dust will intoxicate my eyes. The light blue cover that once shone in my heart was printed with silly dreams: I hope that one day I can come to your city as a friend and then grow old with you inadvertently. Happiness is complete happiness, and sadness is incisive.

I'm glad to get your favor, and I'm sorry to be so far away from you. Pray that God will give me patience and not push our reunion too far. If the thick clouds dissipate and the moon shines again, it is only to make my thoughts of you never die.

When the girl was seriously ill, she gave her boyfriend a box, which was my most precious thing. She said, if I die, you can open it. Take care of it for me, will you? The boy smiled, don't talk nonsense, you will be fine. He picked up the box and put it away. After the girl died, her boyfriend remembered the box and opened it. He saw a mirror, and then he saw himself.

Eleven, if one day, we no longer willfully ignore everything! If one day, we don't need to stick together all the time! If one day, we don't just smile at each other! If one day, we don't care about daily necessities! If one day, we are no longer two wayward children! If one day, we are used to blaming each other! If there is such a day, let's get married!

Twelve, hope is sunshine, which makes you need sunshine more; Hope is oxygen, which makes you breathe happily; I hope it is a rose, it will make your life beautiful; I hope it's a text message. Tell me: I miss you!

Thirteen, love is not as happy as imagined, and friends are not as sincere as imagined, so we are very painful, complaining and unhappy. After a long silence, I suddenly realized that if you simply look at everything, believe in the love of your lover and the true feelings of your friends, think positively when things are not going well, be honest with others, and don't expect anything, you will naturally not be upset. In fact, happiness is in your heart.

Come back when you are tired of hanging flowers. I will wait for you here.

Fifteen, looking at each other for a second is not necessarily love, accompanying a day is not necessarily love, holding hands for a year is not necessarily love, but it must be love to tolerate and support a lifetime! Missed 12 13 to love life, missed 12 14 to love life, meet by chance and cherish each other. Wish you life full of love!

Sixteen, love me, not because I am beautiful, there are more people who are better than me in this world. Love me not because of my wisdom, there are countless wise men in this world. Love me, just because I am who I am, a little better and a little worse. I am unique through the ages, and love me only because we met.

Seventeen, injury makes a person grow, time makes a person strong, and the end of love makes two people learn to see through it overnight. When you love to leave, don't attack, don't slander, live somewhere tomorrow, time is the most beautiful answer. After many years, you will find that you can really be friends after separation. Nothing can pass, only oneself can pass, and so can the injury in love.

Eighteen, you are happy and carefree, I am really infatuated with you, I am worried about you, I am already sad and heartbroken, I dare not change my mind, don't be suspicious, I have been tempted by you!

Everyone has two needs: to love and to be loved. If two lovers can't feel love and be loved at the same time, then such love is undoubtedly dangerous. Don't mistake each other for someone who only loves others and doesn't need others' love, because such people don't exist. Just infatuation without love, such love is duckweed floating on the water, doomed to be impossible for a long time.

Twenty, don't cry, don't show off, live in peace and grow old together.

Twenty-one, Sauvignon Blanc, cold night, Leng Yue disability, Valentine's Day alone, Gu Ying self-pity. It's hard to see, it's hard to think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets. Do you ask a beautiful woman if she has sympathy? Autumn wind with a little chill, pieces of Ye Er urged birds to live. Acacia, when will you come back?

Twenty-two years old, perhaps, in love with a bright smile. Perhaps, falling in love with a person's gentle voice. Maybe, falling in love with Zhu Shazhi Jr. in someone's brow. Perhaps, falling in love with a rainy night, a wet face is slightly sad. Or maybe, when you fall in love with someone, you are serious and deep when you are thinking deeply.

Twenty-three, in love, there must be some scenes. Yuan Ye in your life, like a flying butterfly, lingers on a flower for a long time. You reached out to pick it, but not only did you miss it, but you almost fell off. You didn't give up, you just slapped it, but the butterfly still ignored it. It flew higher and higher and farther. From then on, you understand what it means to give up.

24. What is love? Love is when you are happy, I share it with you; When you are sad, I send you comfort; When you are lonely, I will accompany you silently; When you are confused, I will take you bravely forward. No matter where you are, I will always be with you. I wish you happiness and peace. Remember that there is someone who loves you forever!

Twenty-five, love a person, what will it be like after love? Hate is only superficial. If you still hate it, it means that you still have feelings for him or her. After a couple broke up, the woman told her how much she hated him in front of her friends, and even gnashed her teeth when talking about him, but she admitted in her heart that she loved him more than once.

26. God gave me such a fate, so I am in heaven every day. Because there is love in life, happiness is everywhere. I have you in my life, so I am beautiful every day.

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

Twenty-eight, boys and girls have conflicts and agree to walk back to back 100 steps. If I can see each other later, I won't break up. At step 99, the girl finally couldn't help crying on the ground, and a pair of arms circled her from behind. The boy said, I have been waiting for you to turn around, and I will never let you go alone in my life! We don't want the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, as long as a hug is warm to each other, that's enough!

29. True love is hard to find, but if you don't shut yourself at home, love will often visit you inadvertently. Even if the probability is really only one in 285,000, the strangest thing about love is that if you really see it right, you can feel his power even if he or she is mixed with thousands of people. The power of love far exceeds the conditions you provide and the probability of the outside world.