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Bright Encounter-Mushroom 2. (married life)
A year after marriage-
Kaka and mushroom are a little Kaka.
"Elder brother, I need another ~" "post! I want to give birth to you! " After that, Kaka lay on the sofa for three months.
Two years-
Kaka took over Gu Xia.
Just when others thought he was going to rebel, he cleaned up and gave it to Kaka. Little Kaka said with a straight face, "Dad, I'm not even one year old." The subtext is, "Fuck you, I don't care." "Baby, I want your father to play football well and manage Gu Xia well. Maybe I will come back, ahahahaha ",Kaka ran away with Pleurotus ostreatus on his back.
Three years-
Kaka built Xiaguang City for Pleurotus ostreatus.
"Brother, do you like it?"
"I like it!"
"So, do you love me?"
"Love, I love you."
So Pleurotus ostreatus was tired for three days
Five years-
Kaka took Pleurotus ostreatus all over the landscape.
"Brother, I love you forever, forever and ever."
"Kaka, I love you, too."
? After that, they returned to Gu Xia, where Kaka took a bath.
"It's my son!" Kaka lamented.
"Poof" Pleurotus ostreatus looked at Kaka and suddenly smiled. "If you manage it well, maybe it will be better!"
"Of course, who am I!"
? Just as they were talking and laughing, a child's voice came from the front.
"Dad, dad, you finally came back!" Subtext' Do you remember me and know that you will come back?'
Fanwai
? Recently, Pleurotus ostreatus feels a little strange. He always feels that he is missing something ... and he feels much more relaxed, especially when Kaka was born.
? "Elder, you say, what's wrong with me?" Pleurotus ostreatus was puzzled and had to come to the elders for help.
? The elder looked at the Pleurotus ostreatus and said after a while, "Nothing. Maybe my mind is open and my body feels relaxed. "
? Pleurotus ostreatus believed it because he knew how attached he was to Kaka. After getting the answer, Pleurotus ostreatus left.
? "Are you satisfied?" After Pleurotus ostreatus left, the elder muttered to himself in the air.
? "Wow, it's quite clever. I'll keep you this time! " After the elder muttered something, the air returned to him.
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