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Today is my friend's birthday. I want to say some greetings. I go to the beach with him all day. He threw me into the sea. I want to write a funny story about how to send it. Urgent, please.

1, there's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, I won't have a chance: you're so annoying ... likable and you can't get tired of watching it.

I would like to be like that maple leaf, stretching my pure light blue in the morning breeze and burning my bright red in the sunset to celebrate your birthday.

3. Happy birthday to my happy, beautiful, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic friend! May you infect your partner with your laughter and enthusiasm! This is another starting point of the journey of life. I hope you can keep running and meet you with a bright future full of infinite charm! Happy birthday!

4. May the hand of friendship get tighter and tighter, and the connected hearts get closer and closer! Happy birthday, my best friend!

May my heart be a flower, blooming under your sky, adding a little warmth to your birthday and a bright color to your happiness.

6. Let me keep this fragrant memory and cherish this beautiful friendship. On your birthday today, please accept my deep blessing, and the future life will become a colorful poem.

7. It is undoubtedly the most beautiful sight in the world that young people and geniuses walk hand in hand. And you have both. Today, may your youth and intelligence bring you a better tomorrow! Happy birthday!

8. The blessing of sound and profound friendship, please let this stream carry all this and give it to you when you pass by your door. Happy birthday to you.

9. Let the sunshine shine on you every day, and let the flowers bloom in your life. The rings of the years are like spinning black records, playing beautiful old love songs in the hearts of each of us. May your life after 18 be full of happiness and success!

10. Time is getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are getting faster and faster, friendship is getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.

1 1. The time you can't stay, the growth of age, gives you maturity; What I can keep is the irregular lines drawn on this warm card, with my sincere wishes!

12. Today, I started with an unexpected sweet and happy gift, just like a blooming flower, mysterious. I miss you deeply in your own festival. May the best friendship, love and happiness in life always belong to you.

13. May you be a fresh sea breeze with white sails; May you be a strong ship, breaking waves. The sea of life smiles before you. I hope you can ride the wind and waves and embrace a colorful life. I wish you wisdom and progress! Happy birthday!

14. May your heart be full of good flowers, good scenery and good luck! Happy birthday!

15. Sincere friendship is sent into your heart by birthday candlelight, infiltrating your beating heart, lighting your roots and blooming flowers for you.

16. Having a good friendship is like having a sweet blessing: I wish you health and happiness. I hope my thousands of blessings will always be with you. Happy birthday!

17. Friendship is not tea. The more you rush, the weaker it becomes. Friendship should be wine, the older the better! I wish you health and happiness every day after your birthday!

18. The wind of the four seasons blew the wind chimes of the years and played a song to wish you a birthday. May you always be full of vitality in your own flower season.

19. The boat of life has been sailing for 26 years. Before, it just wandered in the mother lake. Now it's time to transfer to the boat of youth, plug in the eager sail and sail to the magnificent sea under the bath of sunrise. Happy birthday!

20. The clock goes round and round, and finally you come to this day. I sincerely wish you happiness forever in your beautiful big eyes.

2 1, happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

On this special day, I want to give you a catty of warmth and romance! One kilogram is safe and happy! One kilogram of happiness! And I can't weigh the precious friendship: happy birthday!

23, the sea, he is all water, spiders, he is all legs, peppers, he is really spicy, I really don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

24. Maybe you weren't born for me, but I'm lucky to be with you. May I light candles for your birthday every year for the rest of my life.

25. Although it is only a small greeting, it is my concern; Although it is only a gentle blessing, it is my heartfelt wish; Although it is only a heart song, it has forged our friendship. Happy birthday!

26. The background light shines on your cheeks. Although weak, it can extend far. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you!

27. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

28. It is not easy for two people to meet on the earth. Only when you have my love can I feel at ease. I've always wanted to do something and bury my name in your heart: Happy birthday!

29. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

30. Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday.

On this special day, I want to say that I am really glad that time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.

32, beautiful birthday, beautiful you, touching my heart, recalling the future and the past, making me crazy for you, on this beautiful day, I send my sincere wishes …

On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, and happiness belongs to you!

On your birthday, I send you happy notes as a gift. May you be happy and safe 365 days a year.

35, let me bless you, let me laugh for you, because in