Humorous sentences to describe the hot weather

The temperature is gradually getting hotter. What’s the humorous thing to say when it’s so hot? Below are some very hot humorous sentences that I sorted out. You are welcome to read the article collection and take a look at it together.

It’s so hot and humorous sentences

1. This heat can’t stop at all!

2. I’m not fat, I just expand and contract with heat.

3. Our memories are lost in the exam.

4. You don’t have to think that you are a baby and it is not despicable.

5. I want to sleep naked today! A mosquito liked it.

6. Today, the sun is blazing in the sky, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

7. If the temperature is too hot, you must pay attention to your body and drink more water.

8. The weather is as hot as a cage, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

9. The weather is as hot as a mockery, and life is like empty talk.

10. From today on, I am no longer single, just a hot dog and sausage!

11. I would rather cry in a central air-conditioned room than laugh under a fan!

12. I would rather cry in a central air-conditioned room than laugh under a fan!

13. The cornfield in my house has almost become a popcorn cornfield.

14. Cold dew, Osun is a thousand meters away, there are many people, the weather is hot, and you are bitten by mosquitoes.

15. The smart era where drinking water can be used to cook instant noodles is finally complete.

16. Do you think there is no need to dress so traditionally on such a hot day?

17. The temperature is too hot, I am upset and hot, and I want to drink soda ~

18. Ice watermelon is inevitable in summer, just like I cannot avoid you being noisy.

19. I would rather turn on the central air conditioner than hold a folding fan and hair dryer.

20. I feel that there is only a pinch of cumin powder between me and charcoal barbecue?

21. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I think the path of life loses its practical meaning. .

22. Hot summer. Those who have goals rely on goals. If you don’t have a goal, let’s stay in an air-conditioned room.

23. If you wake up from the heat at night, don’t forget to help your roommate cover himself with a mattress.

24. In this era, it is no longer very shameful to spread dog food. The most shameful thing is to show off the central air conditioner.

25. What should I do if the weather is hot? Response: Confess your love to the person you love, and soon your love will fade away.

26. If you use __’s central air conditioner well, it will be a sunny day. If your safety is not good, I will die this summer too.

27. The weather is too hot now. I feel like summer is coming. When I go for a walk, I seem to see fireflies!

28. Yue Lao: Nowadays, people who want to talk to each other like to look at the zodiac signs. No matter it’s hot or hot in winter, they always look for Aries to quench their thirst.

29. Summer high_I fully understand the significance of that wise saying - let the storm come more intensely!

30. Summer high_I fully understand the significance of that wise saying - let the storm be stronger!

31. Hot: Describes the obvious sun in summer, which means strong heat. Example: “The red sun is as hot as a fire, and the rice seedlings are half-scorched.”

32. I don’t know why I feel like sleeping today. I want to sleep. I want to sleep. The shoes are not suitable for my feet. The small blisters on my feet are hurting all the time. , and the temperature is too hot, making me very, very sleepy.

33. I’m so fed up. The temperature is too hot. I really want to eat ice cream. Hold it in! ! Otherwise, you can have a very honorable life this summer, but Libras can't have an honorable life.

34. That day, the weather was extremely hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas that looked like clouds, but not clouds, or fog, floated low in the air, making people feel like they were holding their breath.

35. No matter it is cold or hot, the human heart needs to control its temperature. Wherever it catches a cold, it needs to be warmed up. Wear more clothes and pants. Beware of fever and cold. Take good care of yourself! Take a break when you have time.

36. I generally don’t post messages, but I only post creative ones! In the past, others laughed at me if my articles were not on topic, but now I have to put in a high profile when I put in my efforts, and I am not afraid of being praised for my work when I say it. It is concise but not easy: when the weather is hot, you should pay attention to reducing the heat.

37. Hot humor: Twelve horoscopes. Leo, Aries, and Aquarius are very likely to get pregnant this week; Cancer, Scorpio, Scorpio, and Capricorn should pay attention to heat insulation; Leo, Cancer, Pisces, and Aries should try to reduce outdoor exercise; the other twelve constellations are free to do whatever they want.