Interesting love sentences

About funny love words, when our girlfriends or boyfriends are unhappy, we should learn to coax them. We should use the humorous atmosphere to enhance our sense of humor. Let's share some funny love words.

Funny love stories 1 1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you.

2. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for weight loss.

Everything is fine with the rich, and everything is fine with the lover.

6. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

8. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

10, formatting yourself is to delete you.

1 1, people are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

12, don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!

13, when arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

14, loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

16, as the old saying goes, don't eat your condom now, you can play with others.

17, if someone pursues it, there is no woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

18, the most wonderful thing in life is not the moment to realize your dreams, but the process of sticking to your dreams!

19, you are the wind, I am the sand, you are the shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent!

2 1. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

22. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

23. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

24. Nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart, which appears as two points on the surface.

If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

26. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

28. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

29, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

30. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Funny love sentence 2 1. Never leave, live and die together.

Second, with your company, there is no regret in the world.

Third, I have a crush on you, follow me!

Fourth, are you strange today? Hmm? That's cute.

I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

Six, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

7. If the destination is you, I will walk any distance.

When I say I love you, I love you only because it's you.

Nine, I have difficulty in choosing, but I choose you without hesitation!

Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

There are many things in the world, but you are my favorite.

Twelve, you will never understand my sadness, just as you will never understand the darkness of day and night.

Thirteen, you said we didn't write a word. I said you wrote it or I wrote it.

Fourteen, even if the ending is doomed, I will wait for you to turn back.

Fifteen, with you, you are all to me; Without you, I only have you!

16. Do you know what the imperial edict is? Everything you said to me?

Seventeen, miss your smile, miss your good, miss the warm feeling when you hug me.

At the age of eighteen, I am willing to grow old with you and enjoy the beauty of this world together.

I have no time to participate in your past. Your future, I will accompany you to the end.

Even if life is not so easy, I hope you are in my future.

Twenty-one, love is two fools together, simple happiness for a lifetime.

From the moment we met, you were my star that never set day and night.

Twenty-three, from now on, my name is eight nine, and your name is ten, because eight nine is close to ten, and nine times out of ten.

Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't fiddle with it, your heart will turn black for a while.

Twenty-five, I swear, as long as you and I, Mala Tang, Wei Long just pick and eat.

Twenty-six, you are the robbery that I can't live in this life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.

Twenty-seven, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

From the first time I saw you, every word I wrote and every step I took was to get close to you.

Twenty-nine, in addition to marrying you and transferring money, don't take your likes and misses too seriously. It is better to make a lot of money if you are caring and careful.

Thirty, every encounter is a grand conspiracy. If it is my meeting with you, I would like to sleep in this conspiracy for ten thousand years.

Funny love sentence 3 1, kill you with what, my love.

A thousand words can't compare with this number.

If I don't make progress, I will miss you.

I am possessive, so don't leave if you are close to me.

There is one of the scariest books in the world, that is marriage certificate.

6. My relationship with you is like-=-(husband and wife).

Cristiano Ronaldo can score a hat trick in Shang Yan, but I don't think you can.

8. Treat me carefree and let you wander around the world.

9. Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

10, you made my dream come true.

1 1. I'm really sorry if the routine touched you. I did it on purpose.

12, every time I read the chat record with you, I am happier than reading the salary slip!

Everyone has the right to love beauty, so I love you.

14. Life drives me like a man. How can I go to the innocent girl again?

15, I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband's chest.

16. Actually, I'm not that tall. I was just sitting on my wallet.

17, keep me, I promise to be fine.

18, let me go deep into your bones and blend in with you.

19, a chance encounter, it was a chance.

20. Who will call the police quickly? It must be illegal to look so good!

2 1, how can you hurt me? What have I done to you? I like you so much.

22, began to announce that I took off my order and began to wear two pieces!

23. Your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world. I can't go any further.

24, little girl, come and sign a contract with grandpa for one year.

25. Why are you so curtilage? Always in my heart, I can't go out.

26. If you are angry, I will coax you.

27. I am your desiccant, and I will fuck you when you are wet.

28. Girl, would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me?

29, the horse line is weak because of thinness, and people are not happy only for poverty.

30. Don't show your circle of friends for three days. I don't want to watch it all day.