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elder brother and younger brother

Once upon a time, there were two brothers. They look like they are carved in the same mold, which is more difficult to tell apart than twin brothers. If you don't have time to give them a position, I'm sure it's hard for their biological parents to recognize which is the elder brother and which is the younger brother.

Even though the two brothers are so similar, they all show different personalities: the elder brother is simple and honest and can be generous, while the younger brother is brave, competitive and narrow-minded. Even so, don't be vague. Because how can people made in heaven be exactly the same? So, cats are full of flowers, but people don't have flowers for you to see. This makes people have ulterior motives.

In the days when the two brothers grew up together, the sensible brother was always humble to his younger brother. Even when fighting, my brother often runs away. Let's eat. The rest is my brother's share.

One day, my father gave three arrows to my brother and brother respectively, and told them to go hunting in the mountains. Each of the two brothers brought a fried rice and a hunting dog.

Before leaving, my brother said, "Our hunting dog is so greedy that it is absolutely impossible for him to follow you."

"Brother, I don't understand what you mean. Don't you just want to take advantage of some hunting tools? "

My brother moved his mouth to say something, but he stopped. My brother secretly rejoiced. He thinks he has foresight. Not only did he stop his brother's mouth in time, but he also took advantage of himself ―― he got back a hunting dog.

My brother thinks it's better to have hounds to help him hunt. He felt that everything was ready except that he didn't catch the prey. Then show off in front of my father and humiliate my brother.

The two brothers walked and walked until they came to a mountain with a high altitude. At that time, my brother told his younger brother, "You should start searching at the foot of the mountain in the east. As for me, I went up from the south gate and reached the big tree at the top of the mountain before we were together. I believe that today will be very rewarding. "

After the younger brother agreed, the two brothers began to look for it. My brother knows his character and ability very well. Knowing that my brother will get nothing anyway. He didn't want his brother to lose face in front of his father. So, I carefully put my three arrows behind my belt and climbed to the top of the mountain.

When my brother took out the first arrow, all kinds of pictures of catching prey emerged in his mind. First, he will shoot a big, fat rabbit. However, the first arrow didn't hit anything, because as soon as he drew the first arrow, he met a talkative bird. The bird jumped on the branch and said with a smile, "You are worse than human beings, and you still want to daydream." Hearing this, he was furious. There was a gunshot.

When my brother took out the second arrow, all kinds of pictures of catching prey came to mind. He is sure to shoot a fat boar. But just didn't walk a distance, my face was inexplicably stuck by cobwebs. He stepped back in anger, pulled up the tight rope and shot at the spider who was weaving a web. The spider, who had been saving her life, didn't know that she would get into trouble, so she was scared and ran away with the net. My brother's second arrow flew without a trace.

When my brother took out the last arrow, all kinds of pictures of catching prey also came to mind. I'm still secretly telling myself, just hold your horses and don't make a move anyway. You must kill a big fat deer. He secretly took the cat forward. Suddenly, I was angry with the noise in front. He saw a group of monkeys screaming for fruit in the tree. He blamed the monkeys for stirring up their prey, so that he caught nothing. In anger, the third arrow shot at the monkey again. ...

My brother has no arrow on him. He brooded sadly on the grass. I happened to see a mantis hunting. Your heart is working again. He thought it was ridiculous: a mantis who didn't know how to live or die was playing tricks on the whole class. He stood up foolishly and soon trampled the mantis to death. In this way, the resentment in his heart slowly subsided. My brother climbed to the top of the mountain in frustration.

Today, they got nothing. The two brothers are tired and hungry. They just smiled at each other. Then, I took out fried rice and filled my growling stomach.

Dry rice mixed with dry eggs is really hard to swallow. The two brothers choked their throats and could hardly breathe. My throat is smoking with thirst. They looked at each other silently, wondering what they would think. The younger brother couldn't hold back: "Brother, I climbed all the way and knew that there was no water at the top of this mountain. Go down the mountain and find some sleep to quench your thirst. " "Brother, you don't worry first. First, I know you won't catch your prey today under any circumstances. Because you lost three arrows your father gave you. I won't help you get it back. " The elder brother said and gave the three arrows behind him to the younger brother: "In this way, you can do something in front of your father when you go back. Second, look at my knees. I accidentally broke it, and it was hard to walk. Nothing can help me find the water under the mountain. " My brother was very annoyed. He rolled his eyes and thought, "I'm too lazy to go down the mountain." Let's make a bet! To see who loses, you have to find water. The way to gamble is that we just look at each other and see who speaks first, even if who loses. " what do you think? "When a gentleman exports, it's hard to catch up with him." My brother had no second thoughts, so the two brothers clapped their hands and agreed to sit quietly on the ground. The two brothers were deadlocked for a long time, and neither of them dared to say anything. The hound sitting next to my brother is thirsty. It stood up unhurriedly and slowly approached the rice stuck to his brother's mouth. My brother cried when he found that the hound's big mouth was going to kiss him. ...

Go! With hounds involved, can my brother let my brother? Guess who should look for water? This is the end of the story.

Little brother and big brother