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A satire on selfish people

A satire on selfish people

1, we are all selfish, whether in the face of friendship or love, I just want to say, when selfish, don't always think about yourself, think about others.

2. Selfish people know how to suppress themselves.

3. My love! It is when we are together that we try to be together! If you are separated, you will die of old age! Don't call me heartless! My selfishness can only make me do this.

I can stay with you when you are in the worst time, but I can't bless you when you marry someone else. I am selfish. I just want to be alone with you. Please forgive me.

There is no room for mistresses in my world. Friendship is good. Love is good. Neither. You can call me selfish, but it's human nature.

6, lll I love you, thank you for your tolerance, your pet is tired, and you can tolerate me like a wayward and selfish lady. Dear friends, can you lift it? Text.

7. My experience is destined to make me a selfish person. Don't judge me if you don't know what I've been through.

8. Bitch, what do I do that is not selfish in your eyes?

9. Being true to an unreasonable and selfish person is purely seeking abuse.

10, let love live, don't look back often, and don't make selfish attempts again.

1 1, I am humble, I am melodramatic, she is arrogant, she is open, I am vicious, I am selfish, and he is kind and selfless.

12, people who like you for three years suddenly say that they don't like you after four years. Will there be some losses? You are never clean, who will wait for you, selfish?

Don't lend your coat to others this winter. I'm not selfish. I just feel sorry for you. I'm afraid you'll catch a cold.

14, for him, you are self-mutilation, self-abuse, self-reliance, inferiority, selfishness and self-love. In return, he was in enough trouble. He doesn't care about you, okay?

15, selfish, greedy, desire, aloof, indifference, pride, jealousy and anger,

16. Every time she is sad, I will willingly let her scold and let her vent her selfishness. I regard her as a friend, and now she says that her best friend is not me.

17,7: Free and easy, optimistic, calm, even selfish. People who know you naturally understand that you don't need to say too much.

18, I used to like everything about you, but now I really think you are selfish.

19, betrayal is your most selfish. I'm sorry, how humble and willing to compromise do you want me to be?

20, who is not selfish, who is not hypocritical, who is the world, why do you think of some people so important?

2 1, I'm selfish, I'm rebellious, I'm sick, but don't forget who forced my illness out.

22. I am not a good girl. I am willful, selfish and unreasonable, but this is my truest self. You can accept it or not, that's all *

23, people, not thinking for themselves, is also a selfish behavior.

24. I have a poisonous tongue, I'm hypocritical, I'm vicious, I'm mean, I'm disgusting, I'm crazy, I'm stupid, I'm bloody, I'm selfish, I'm narrow-minded, I'm short of tendons, and I'm not smart.

25, because it is worth it, so wait, because you like it, so cherish it. I selfishly hope that you only belong to me.

26. What kind of perseverance is used to resist the selfishness in the depths of human nature?

I know I am selfish and want to keep all the people who are good to me.

28. You allow yourself to find a little girlfriend. Why don't you allow your mother to find a little boyfriend? You are too selfish.

29. I am not selfish. You know me better than anyone. I am stronger than anyone. You know me better than anyone.

30. You call me selfish, dissolute and melodramatic. I admit that I have people who love you and laugh at me for having nothing. I pity you for not having true love.

3 1, selfish. Lie. Overbearing. Be a violent bitch. Fight. Swear. Do you know where you learned it? School.

32. I am stupid, I am stupid, I am short, I am ugly, I am dirty, I am poor, I am lazy, I am timid, I am timid, I am nervous, I am selfish, I am dirty, I am hypocritical, I am vain and I am vulgar.

If you still remember that I am a girl, please let me be selfish in love.

34. It turns out that it takes courage to be selfish!

I am wordy not because I miss you, but because I love you.

Don't call me selfish, why don't you love my heart. Look at what hurt my heart.

37. I also hope that when you are angry, sad and confused, the first thing that comes to mind is me.

38. I am selfish, overbearing and naive. I smoke, drink and fight. I am willful, romantic and unreasonable. Thank you for tolerating me. Now I ask you to leave.

I'm not selfish. . Your own man is not allowed to share with others.

40. I understand, I can't do it. Love, sadness, inferiority, pride, vanity, entanglement, selfishness, fear. Life is not what you know, you know.

4 1, ten manifestations of a man's change of heart: indifference, stupidity, busyness, lethargy, silence, selflessness, anger and ruthlessness.

42. I am selfish, realistic and have a bad temper.

43. Call him for insomnia in the middle of the night. I said I couldn't sleep. He said he was sleepy. I said I was with me. He said you were selfish. It suddenly occurred to me that we were strangers.

44. Being looked down upon by others has no identity at all. I tried to do a lot, but I couldn't be trusted. I understand that I can't blame myself, but everyone will become selfish.

Sometimes, people choose to leave not because they are selfish, but because they know that staying will only make things worse.

I forgive you for being selfish, but don't think that I won't be angry and don't be shameless.

Please allow my inner selfishness to call you baby for the last time.

48.do you love me? Do you hate me? Am I selfish? Am I poisonous? Do you want me to die? Am I redundant? Do you call me cool?

49. After being wronged once or twice, you can still struggle, and then you can talk selfishly.

You asked me to forgive your pride, so why can't you forgive my selfishness?

5 1, remember that there are only two people in the world who are most worthy of our life? Father? Mom? After your parents, of course, it's yourself. Without parents, it is selfish to love yourself.

I broke up with my friendship, and my rival in love was selfish.

You only care about your feelings, but you don't care about mine. You are too selfish.

54. When you see a stingy, mean, selfish, twisted and ugly me again, I'm sorry. Maybe you'll regret seeing me. Maybe you're driving.

55. I was so selfish that I shed tears for what you once had.

56. No woman is selfish and does not expect love. ⊙

57. Insecurity, selfishness and ugliness. This is what I saw. Let's leave now.

I am selfish, I am melodramatic, I deserve it, do I deserve it?

Raise your hand, selfish Russia never lets sadness show.

60. I didn't think of you when I was happy, but I thought of you when I was unhappy. Am I too selfish?

6 1, cherish the people in front of you and don't be blinded by selfishness.

62. I learned to drink because I miss you; I learned to smoke because of loneliness; I became selfish because I wanted you. Finally, I became a bad girl. Will you still love me?

63. I deeply believe that there will be a person who will try his best to fall in love with all of me. My laughter and crying are willful, gentle, selfish, naive, careless, crazy and quiet.

64. Human nature is selfish and always cannot be seen through. Human nature is selfish and can never be seen through.

65. Vanity, selfishness, sensitivity, self-righteousness, confusion, panic, drift, idealism, such is human nature.

I hope you don't tell others what you said to me, because that's all you left me. I can't help it I'm so selfish.

67. I am clumsy, dissolute, arrogant, cowardly, hypocritical, corrupt, lazy, weird, melodramatic, cold-blooded, selfish, willful, shameless and mean. Do you love me?

68. I am selfish, willing to bear the result of winning or losing, and have no regrets.

69. I have become indifferent, cruel, sophisticated, selfish, stubborn, melodramatic, strong and harmless, but the only thing that remains unchanged is my love for your heart.

I want to be selfish, but I can't promise.

7 1, the selfishness, ugliness and desire of human nature make me feel powerless.

72. I am decadent, I am overbearing, I am bossy, I am selfish, and I am cold-blooded. I wasn't like this before I met you.

73. Human nature is selfish. Who doesn't think of himself? Don't think too kindly of people.

74. I was so selfish that I betrayed myself.

75. Destroyed your selfish love and tore my whole heart.

76. Love is selfish, because I just want you to be good to me. Love is generous. If you don't love me, I just want you to be happy.

77. I am selfish. I am mean. For whom @

78. I am selfish, not because I don't want you to know that I am unhappy, because you are my favorite person. I only share happy things with you, so I use you as my excuse.

79. Everyone is selfish. Don't expect them to be nice to you for no reason.

80. Unscrupulous dependence is only because I want to take your selfishness as my own.

There is nothing wrong with loving each other. Don't let our selfish love hurt each other.

82. I only think of you when I am sad and helpless. I know I am too selfish and attached to your tenderness.

Although I don't want to do this, we still bear the expectations of two families. We cannot be so selfish.

84. You don't forgive me, you hate me, and you think I am selfish and hurt you. If you really hate me and hurt you, please try to be strong

85. A selfish ghost who is indifferent to people, ignored by others and immediately unhappy.

86. When I wish you and her well one day, I will laugh, and I will ~ (but that's a wry smile) forgive me for being a little selfish.

87. forgive me This is the kind of person who has a hard mouth, loves to be brave and stubborn, and doesn't want to go back and forgive me. This is the kind of person who is soft-hearted and thoughtful, but selfish and possessive. If you can't accept this,

88. Husband, I want you to possess my wife selfishly. I want to possess you selfishly.

89. She is a girl who is hard to guess. She has the beauty of being alone, even selfish.

I'm sorry. Forgive my selfishness. I can't see you having an affair with other girls.

9 1, [Do you want to give me the best time to accompany me to wander and be selfish? ]

92. I am proud that I show off because that lonely, arrogant and charming lover is by my side, and I am proud that I show off because that unreasonable, selfish and overbearing lover is by my side.

93. I wish you that her teeth stink at the airport and she is selfish and mean.

94. I want to keep you for myself. Is it too selfish?

95. We are not qualified to call names selfish. After all, we have all been selfish.

96. Sorry, I changed my mind. I only love myself. I am selfish. I don't want to have too many things. I don't want to hear too many mistakes. I just want to live a simple life.

97. Are we all shouldering too many burdens? Can we be selfish?

98. I would like to turn into ice and snow and selfishly freeze my heart.

99. To be selfish, I don't like the person I like being liked by too many people.

100, people who are eager to be loved but reluctant to pay all the time expect others to pay for themselves are such complex and selfish animals.

10 1, I am selfish, you are romantic, I hide, you cheat, we each have our own problems.

102, selfishness and hypocrisy have always been the other two instincts of human beings to protect themselves.

103, it is not selfish to love yourself. Only when you are strong can you have the strength to hug the person you love.

104, sometimes I think you are too selfish. You showed me so many beautiful scenery, but you gave up halfway, and there was nothing you could do for my future journey.

105, don't pretend to be forced, don't be cute, don't fight, don't swear, don't lie, don't be selfish, don't pretend to be pure, don't be gay, don't fall in love.

106, women should be selfish and live for themselves, otherwise it is meaningless.

107, I was too selfish to consider your feelings.

108, I am selfish, impatient and insecure. I often make mistakes, even my heart is wild, but if you can't tolerate my worst side, then you don't deserve it.

109, love is the highest level of human selfishness! All love is "I" love you, because there is "I", there is love, and everything is for "I"

1 10, hehe, I laugh at your ruthlessness, your selfishness, your playboy, you are sorry for me, you are nothing, let alone a person.

1 1 1, short and fat, selfish, with abnormal nerves and acne all over his face. Sorry, you have the wrong person.

1 12, do you feel selfish? Do you feel childish? Do you think you are stupid? Why do you always think about love at the end of the world? Then why don't you want to raise your parents who gave birth to you?

1 13, I come from an ordinary family. I haven't read the Bible. Forgive my selfishness.

1 14 Please forgive my selfishness, baby. Since I can't have you, then ... let me end this absurd love. It's not really love.

You can't be so selfish, pig

1 16, Zexuan, I'm sorry. Forgive my selfishness. I can't give up the baby for myself. Even if I am gone in the future, there will be a baby with you. Promise me that you will love yourself.

1 17, I should be more selfish, understand and love @

1 18 "It's all you who pay for the injury. It seems that only I am selfish and cruel."

1 19, excessive selfishness will make you lose more while gaining a lot.

120, send a button to the girl who chased me before. She replied: What happened to you today, suddenly sending me a message? Suddenly I feel so selfish and happy at my fingertips.

12 1, I am selfish and want to keep you around longer.

122, selfishness is not everyone's specialty, right?

Friendship is as selfish as love in many cases.

124, if you don't have me, I will make your life worse than death. Yes, I will be selfish! ! !

125,-Life is like a dream, and life is illusory. Be happy, be happy, be selfish, that's right.

126, love is a very tangled thing, that is, selflessness and selfishness.

127, [I admit that I am selfish and can't hide your friendship with others. ]

128, I broke up with him because I was too selfish and I was drunk.

129, I am selfish, I am melodramatic, I am generous, I am mean, I am vicious, I am decadent, I am decadent, and everything I do is for you!

130, I pretend to be selfish. I have no reason to be sad, but you know, my heart is true.

13 1, I want to selfishly occupy a group of your QQ. Can I ...?

132, in fact, you are as selfish as I am, just using love as an excuse.

133, I am a selfish and vain woman. I can hurt the people I love for fame, status and money, but how can you compare with me compared with your means?

134, I still insist on my selfishness, and I hope there is my place in your world.

135, thank you for tolerating my willfulness, selfishness and irrationality. Maybe only you can stand my temper! Only he dotes on me the most in the world!

136, [relive the past? Go back in time? Can you do it? We have all changed, haven't we? We are all selfish, aren't we? You are so sad, don't you know]

137, I am alone, and I don't want everyone to be like this. In fact, I can be selfish, and no one will blame me.

138, I am selfish and don't want anyone to share oxygen with us. ...

139,-We are all selfish, but we all feel good about ourselves.

140, what should I do if I am hopelessly selfish?

14 1. Talking directly hurts people without thinking. Don't take this as frankness and personality. Too selfish.

142, maybe this is true love. After being together for a long time, they overcame selfishness and later accepted each other as they were. .

143, the baby mother regretted forgiving the selfish mother, and there was really nothing she could do.

144, there is only the best selfishness in human nature, and that is loyalty to love.

145, I am selfish, I am jealous,,, not just because of you!

146, since you are selfish and I pretend to be feminine, can I stay with you all my life?

147. When a girl is asked to be with her, she says you are selfish and you are only doing it for yourself. Don't I just want to be together for a long time?

148, [I am not a lady, I am not cute, I am not so considerate, even if I am selfish and stingy, it is mine, not yours. ]

149, I've been giving you something by force. I need time, my love, my selfishness and my narrowness. I never asked you if you wanted it. That's all I know. I won't give it to anyone else.

150, do you understand your close friend's feeling of being selfish and cold behind your back?