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Have you ever been cuckolded?
I have a friend who asked me out for a drink one night. I could see that he had something on his mind, but I didn't ask anything, just had a drink with him. I've had enough to drink. I said, is it time to talk? He said he found his wife cuckolded him. I asked him if he found it with his own eyes. He said: Yes. I asked him: What are you going to do? He said: divorce is inevitable, but it is just a bitter child. I said, then leave. Anyway, it's boring to be together again. Let's find a good one later. He said he wouldn't look for it, and he would spend his life with his children. I said it was impossible, and the newly divorced said they wouldn't look for it, but who do you think wouldn't look for it? What you really don't look for is that the conditions are poor and you can't find it. He said, let's talk about it later. I said: I won't talk about it in the future. I will analyze it for you now. At your age (when he was 36), you still had a child. In the future, 99% will find a divorce, and 99.99% will not find a virgin. Even if you find it by luck, your personality is very strange. You can't have children, otherwise it will be very easy to be bad for children. So, find a divorced man who is not a virgin. Do you know how many men she has been with? After I remarry you, I will never marry another man again? You can't promise! Let's talk about your wife later. Was she a big girl when she was with you? For the first time in years? Then how can you be sure that she didn't make a mistake on impulse? Although we haven't been together often these years, I know something about your life. Either work overtime every day or go out for a drink at night, or play games at home. How many words have you spoken to her? How many times have you gone shopping? How many festivals did she spend alone? It can be said that the children are basically brought up by her alone, and the housework is done by her alone. Can she have no complaints? Who can she tell these complaints to? You can only chat online. Now there is a rule in online chat, women complain and men comfort. There is only one starting point for men. He can soak whenever he can, and find something nice to say. Think about it, a woman who can't be taken care of at home, suddenly someone is willing to listen to her, explain her, sympathize with her, care for her and understand her. Although I don't know how many women are doing the same thing at the same time, she was moved and cheated. In fact, when you go home and ask her, she promises that she doesn't want to divorce or leave her children. She just wants to get comfort from her heart. Women cheat, the mind is bigger than the body, and men are different. So think again, after all, her first time was for you, and she is your child's biological mother. One has been with two men, one of whom is still you, and the other may have been with n men. At that time, without you, you chose. Later, my friend went back and didn't know how to tell his wife. Anyway, he is not divorced, and now the couple are living well.
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