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Interesting talk about hoarding freezers.

At that time, I was as tall as an ice cream freezer. In summer, my home in Chongqing is very hot. Once, my mother took me to the grocery store to buy things, so I put this freezer next to it. Later, when my mother paid, I turned to look at it. I was horrified to find that I was greedily licking the water drops on the freezer. . . . .

High school life is really boring. A boy in our class had a whim and wrote a letter saying, "The ugliest boy in the school accepts it." Then he put the letter in the campus mailbox and sat tight. The next day, he found the letter on the table.

After I wrote my name on the test paper, I began to sleep. A few minutes later, the grade leader knocked on my desk and told me to get up. I fell asleep after he left, and the invigilator came to tell me to get up again. After he left, I fell asleep again, waiting for the teacher who was patrolling outside. I had no choice, so I wrote "sharpening the knife and cutting wood by mistake" on the draft paper.

One or two students'' The school organized a fire drill next semester'' This product was selected as the trapped person'' The principal and firefighters were discussing how to rescue'' This product shook his pink socks on the balcony on the third floor and shouted'' Grandpa'' Come and play for a while'''

My colleague is a forgetful person. Yesterday, he and his girlfriend went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate. Unexpectedly, he forgot his wallet when he paid the registration fee, so his girlfriend had to pay for it herself. My colleague felt very embarrassed and said simply, OK! You pay for the marriage certificate, I pay for the divorce certificate ... and then it's gone.