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It's okay. Tell me about it.

one

I was taking pictures of the baby's snow scene, but as soon as I turned around, a golden retriever came at me. My screams were embarrassing when his paws were on my clothes. His master told me that I was sorry. I want to say that I am embarrassed. Fortunately, I brought a mask and a hat.

two

Lu Xinghe's 56 marriage proposals are not worth a word from Huai Yu? Sorry, I'm late.

Wu Sannian's company is not worth a word from Jiang Chen? Chen Xiaoxi, shall we make up?

Wishful thinking is willing to lose.

three

"I have done everything I promised. Can you not leave? I am afraid. "

"I'm sorry, I should go. ?

What you promise, what you say will have results; What you are afraid of will come as scheduled.

four

I am so angry! Just deleted a photo of Gaga traveling with Little Butterfly! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sorry, old mother can't read. Her hands are shaking.

Finally, from quack to quack and butterfly! happy

five

Yesterday's Tao was still a fragile child. He is tired, spoiled by the waves and wants to hug. Even so, he comforted the waves. I'm sorry for worrying you, and I'm sorry for myself? .

six

Sorry, I prefer to think blindly and look at everything negatively. I am selfish, sensitive and narrow-minded. I don't want to share everything with others I'm sorry, I don't like you thinking about others when you are beside me. You are mine, and I will feel robbed if others touch you.

seven

The scene where the Meryl was burned.

This paragraph is also very tearful.

? I'm sorry. I want everyone to go further, okay?

eight

Spotify is really strong. Do you know your music software better than Spotify? Sorry, I'll come to you when I'm poor.

nine

Sorry, if I don't care about my brother's sales, I really don't care. The islanders are happy to entertain themselves. Aren't you fairies interesting? It is really fun to play with you every day.

ten

Sorry, I spent the whole morning learning to shout wheat, but I haven't learned it yet. I am not a qualified Aauto fast girl, I can't shake the society, I can't shout Mai without the eyeliner of death, which is the shame of Aauto fast people! ! !

eleven

The cruelest sentence in this world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back. This is a simple sentence, to keep two people who were close to each other at a distance.

twelve

I'm sorry, I took powder off Chen Linong. His mother's desk collapsed faster than I voted. But I still think he looks good, and so does his girlfriend. I am really a dead dog.

thirteen

This weekend, I'm going to take a SLR that hasn't been used for hundreds of years and turn the elf into a ball to shoot the snow scene of the West Lake. Otherwise, it's snowing so hard, I'm really sorry. Do you have one together? See you on Saturday when the bridge is broken ~

fourteen

What's your bottom line in love?

Not betrayal,

If you don't love, just say so, and no one needs to be sorry for anyone.

Don't monopolize my love and entangle with others.

fifteen

Sorry, I didn't mean to hug you.

sixteen

Always feel sorry is the most meaningless word in the world.

It happened.

Does this make sense?

Shouldn't action be used to solve problems?

In fact, behind this word is regret, helplessness and self-blame, which means that he doesn't know what to do to get forgiveness, and he may need you to tell him.

seventeen

There's always someone.

You never thought of being so strange to him.

But when you walk, you go your separate ways.

I don't know what I did wrong.

I won't stay any longer.

Maybe he owes you an apology.

It doesn't matter if you endure it.

I told a lie.

Tell everyone I don't love you.

They believe in you, and I almost believe in myself.

Waiting and not waiting.

I already care about existence and non-existence

The rest depends on fate.

In the future, don't keep it, don't force it, and don't just

Let the past go with the wind and never look back.

Later, I broke the bottle and didn't wake up.

Sad is the person who once made you laugh.

Now I make you cry and hear that I will never see you again in my life.

Sometimes it's as simple as missing it.

In a boy's world, if you love me, you won't leave.

In a girl's world, if you love me, you will come to me.

So in the end,

You didn't keep me, and you didn't look back.

Life has passed in a flash.

never meet again

I can be crazy, or I can be horribly quiet.

Don't guess me at will.

The loneliness and darkness I walked through

What did you go through?

There are too many things that can't be said in this world.

Would you like to go with me? Can you stay?

You are very important to me, so can you not?

I choked at the end.

But it doesn't matter. I can do it.

You may leave now

I'll be better off alone

eighteen

Say you are selfish and generous, but I'm sorry I can't be moved and grateful for this selflessness that always takes my own interests as the premise.

nineteen

He's been following me for over a year. I'm sorry to make you suffer this time.

twenty

Usually from this angle, this shape I, I, I have exploded. Why don't I both? What am I thinking? Crazy, crazy, crazy, Matsumoto Jun's waist, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It feels like flying. I performed an in-situ crying in SW. I was so excited that I lost my voice. I'm sorry

twenty-one

People who live in the same city as you can pass you by, take the same subway, take the same road and see the same scenery. They may even accidentally step on you in the turbulent crowd and say? Excuse me. Listen to your gentle way again? It doesn't matter? . In my eyes, they are so lucky that I can only worry. Even a cup of boiled water in your hand has made me envy for a long time.

Twenty Two

On the way back from another year, I suddenly miss you. How are you there? I'm sorry, I'm so weak up to now, I don't want to accept it, I don't want to face it, but you will forgive me, and you will certainly understand me, right? The forgotten season ...

twenty-three

twenty-four

Hello everyone!

I'm sorry

I use salt instead of myself.

twenty-five

No matter how old the children are, let them remember these words.

Not everyone likes you.

2. Say thank you more.

3. Learning is for yourself.

4, life is extremely precious, protect yourself if something goes wrong.

5, often go home to see.

6. Face up to and understand the unfairness in life.

7. Stick to your bottom line.

8. Don't throw everything away for money.

9. Try to rely on yourself in everything.

10, pious waiting for all? Excuse me.

twenty-six

twenty-seven

Jiaozi is hired by the company canteen, so she helps if she has nothing to do. I went after I finished my work and was driven back. My technology succeeded in killing everyone. I'm sorry that I really can't cook, except fried rice with eggs and instant noodles.

28

I'm sorry, today is also a delicate bereavement.

Twenty-nine

I fucking want to send my dad an expression pack that doesn't say I love you. My hand slipped and I sent an expression pack. Fortunately, I quickly took my hand back, otherwise my birthday next year might be my Memorial Day. At that moment, my hands were incredibly fast.

thirty

No matter how many rumors, the wind and rain come along. Will this rain in Mao Mao make us give up on you? Slag? Sorry, he has never been bad to us. Our idol is good, but it's no use if you say it's not good.

Thirty-one

Still like a child in the sun, like an adult in the wind and rain.

There are no sorry people around, and there is nothing in my heart that I can't let go.

Thirty two

If my grandson breaks up with me when he can just get married and start a family, and won't even let me see him, I'll delete him from the family tree, for sure.

I'm sorry that my mind exploded today. I don't care what will happen in the future. At this moment, I just want to swear.

thirty-three

Sorry, I lost my Big Ben. I am a very realistic person.

Thirty four

Sorry, your distribution is not included in our country.

Thirty-five

I feel so sorry for you. If I knew the result, I would keep you with me anyway. Let me understand a truth, care about your love, only you can protect and do well, even if you are busy, care and love again in the future, you should arrange time for them. May you be happy in other places, and you will always be in my memory.

Thirty-six years old

From the beginning to the end, she was an online celebrity, and a mental derangement was rubbing the heat, but she finally called the police, making it look like she was a victim, and Lao Xue was sorry for her.

Such people don't deserve to live in this world.

Thirty seven

I didn't expect to be Zhao one day. At first, I wanted to know who White was, but I didn't expect it was Cao Guang. I rub my hands every day when I scold Cao Guang ... Cao Guang, I'm sorry! !

Thirty eight

After taking the cheap course, I finally stopped feeling ashamed.

I am a brainless businessman, and I just want to do a good job in education.

I don't want to continue to cope with teaching. I'm sorry for my children and my parents.

The pressure was limitless, and I began to keep eating.

I still feel uncomfortable after eating, and my stomach is also uncomfortable.

So, I won't eat any more.

39 years old

JWong said he couldn't understand why the screen was so long and how bad the experience was. But in fact, sometimes it's not necessarily for what, just to watch you for too long, oh sorry ~

forty

What substantive output does a thing need to be completed?

I don't think it's you. I define this as the end. Then this is an ending.

Sorry, thank you. Have a nice day.