What wonderful things have you encountered on a blind date?

Good evening, Serena/Brian-

What wonderful things have you encountered on a blind date?

The blind date boy agreed to go to the movies together on Saturday and asked him what he wanted to see. He said he would listen to my arrangement. So he came on Saturday, and I told him that we would go to Caitang to see a movie at 3: 40. He replied, "I just said, do you really want to go to the movies?" I have been very angry and talked with him at Starbucks for two hours.

I'm brother Xuan

I am the only son in our family. In the future, my grandparents' and my parents' houses will be mine, and all the property will be mine. Of course, after we get married, you must have a son. Because after all, my family has been handed down for three generations, and we can't break the incense here.

@ Xiao Yue Qingfeng

Come up and ask me if I am a virgin! None of your business!

@ Anonymous

The next step is whether you can satisfy me.

@ Love to the depths naturally hurts.

Haha, I want to complain about this. When I went to my cousin's house for the Spring Festival last year, I was always asked by my brother if I had a boyfriend. I said no, and then he invited three younger brothers and asked me which one I liked, triplets! I can't tell which is which. Awkward.

@ November,

I remember coming home in the winter vacation of my sophomore year, and my family asked me to go on a blind date. The woman's family likes me very much, but I think I am still a child and don't want to be so fast. So I went to the hotel by bike. When I left after dinner, I said that my bike was flat and needed pumping. Then I squatted down directly and blew into the spout with my mouth. Then the woman's family thought I was mentally retarded and never contacted again.

@ JIU

Probably on New Year's Eve, I brought an introducer to my house and came to our house before dawn on the third day of the first month.

@ Liu Liu

The other party is a soldier brother who is on vacation. As a result, he wore a military uniform and even a military cap. At that time, he was speechless as soon as he met. I really wanted to ask him, "Do you dress like this to prove that you are a real soldier brother?" ! "

@ Anonymous

17 years old, the matchmaker brought a bag of apples to my house as a matchmaker, but I didn't agree. Then she took the apple.

@ Sunny Day

Relatives of the other party thought my mother was a blind date.

@ Little Eel

I remember that the matchmaker was introducing each other during the blind date. Suddenly, the woman let out a series of loud farts. Suddenly it was awkward.

@ Unique.

I heard that I had never had a boyfriend before, so I was asked how to solve the sexual problem. What should I do? I scolded him. Strike the table and left.

@ Anonymous

On my sister's blind date, they went to a small restaurant and ordered two stir-fried dishes and two small meatballs (not the size of a lion's head), one for each person ~ Forget it, after eating, because the sisters didn't eat meatballs immediately, so the man said: Can't you eat meatballs? Then don't waste it, I ate it! Then I reached out my chopsticks with lightning speed, took the meatballs out of her bowl and ate them with relish ~ My sister didn't recover for a long time …

@ Desperate Sanniang

Last year, a distant cousin of my family insisted on introducing me to a man, saying that he was older. About seven years older than me. I was born in 1992. I have a formal job in this field. I didn't see anyone, so I added WeChat first. One day at noon, I played mobile mahjong with my friends. When I was short of someone, I asked him if he wanted to play together. As a result, he replied to my message until after six o'clock in the afternoon and asked me if I wanted to see his character from his brand. When I said you were overthinking it, I just asked if you wanted to play. As a result, he asked me if it was a good thing or a bad thing to think too much, and I said it would definitely be bad to think too much. The most wonderful thing is that he probably looked at my circle of friends and said I looked like Gao Yuanyuan, but I said I didn't. Now taking pictures with a beauty camera is more or less beautified. Then he began to talk about why many women cheat men, and what's the advantage of this? Women are vain and so on. I silently watched him send a lot, and only replied, "No wonder you are not married in your thirties. It turns out that you are destined to be lonely all your life." And then blacken it.

@ Singing Iris

Dad went with me, and as a result, he and the man's father became good brothers. I only said two words to the man, one: Hello.

@ MissKiki

When I went on a blind date, the girl I just met said to me: Come, Doby, I. What is right is love, and what is missed is life. I have one more life.

@, don't put the situation in a dilemma.

In the first year of graduation, a friend introduced a job to a friend, went to dinner politely, watched a movie at the strong request of a friend, and the other person pretended to be a boyfriend. Being unable to answer the phone in class is considered as a cold, and refusing to go out to eat at night is considered as stealing food and drinking. Forget it. The point is that there are only two sisters in my family. He kept asking my mother why she didn't avoid having another brother, so that my sister and I couldn't bear the responsibility of adoptive parents in the future. So I put him back in the trash.

@Yume

The embarrassing thing is to have a blind date with my classmates who have been in primary school for 5 years. I didn't ask your name before I met you, and I didn't know I was a classmate until I met you. When I was a child, I was a monitor and often reported to him. He said that I am much cuter now than when I was a child, and then immediately said how carefree I am at work, how high my salary is, I bought a house in full, and I have a bungalow to demolish. A lot. I can hardly use "hmm", "oh" and "yes", and I don't know how to answer these words properly. And said, "I'll take you upstairs tomorrow." "No, no, I'll watch it later." "Don't worry, my parents don't live upstairs, only I live there occasionally. If you think you can, you can come and live with me. " Dude, I don't think so. Hey. I didn't think he was ugly at school when I was a child. When I was dating, I thought he was hot, ugly and obscene.

All the year round

The first blind date, the man said that my teeth were not good-looking, and his mother would not agree. I really wanted to swear at that time. Am I dating your mother or you?

@ Anonymous

Once I met a boy on a blind date. I met him a year ago. After I didn't get in touch with him, I wasn't used to meeting him a year later. Then we eat and watch movies regularly. There was still some time before the movie started, so I went to the video game city next to him. He took off his coat and asked me to hold it (nothing in his hand). I don't know you very well, and besides, it's the first time we met, and I'm not in love with you. What do you mean, let me take your coat?

@ orange

I met one today. Wearing glasses, especially gentle, has a good face value. We have a lot in common and have a little affection for him. Then talking about salary, he asked me what my annual salary was. I said 300 thousand, and his face turned red. I find it very puzzling. He asked me if I was doing that, but he couldn't accept being a virgin. I am speechless, big brother. Are you wrong or do I earn too much in a year?

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A colleague introduced me. When we had dinner together, we found him boring, insensitive and polite. After dinner, he said he would take a walk, but I refused. I didn't expect him to hold my hand? Excuse me. When I have made it clear that I don't like you. Who gave you the right to hold my hand?

@ Anonymous

A long time ago, my parents introduced me to an object. What my parents mean is that young people chat on WeChat first, and then meet again when they feel better. Then I also added WeChat. The dialogue at the end of the article goes like this. M: I heard that you have been away from home. Have you considered going back to your hometown? I don't like long-distance relationships. If you want to be with me, you'd better come back Me: I have no plans to go back to my hometown for the time being. (internal operating system)

@Lily Yu

Blind date, chatting in the square, met the TV interview of May 4th Youth Day, and I was actually on TV! At the same time, photogenic, after chatting, he actually asked me to go to his aunt's house with him to get something. The point is that he is riding an electric motorcycle!

@L n

My friend introduced me to a blind date, and only after chatting did I know that he was not divorced, but he was going to be divorced soon. Can I go now? Are you here to be funny?

@ Anonymous

I have a blind date in the afternoon, and I have to eat with my clients at noon, and I drink a little too much. As a result, the other party listened to my stand-up comedy for an hour, and then it was gone.

@ Zhang Xiaosan, it's just a blind date./kloc-I work part-time at the age of 0/7, and my aunt who works together likes me very much. She insisted on introducing her son to me (inner monologue, I am still underage), and finally added WeChat or QQ without saying a word.

@-Amy

On a date, I asked him his name. To my surprise, he has the same name as my father. How dare I ask what his nickname is? He said it was a baby. This is the first time we have met. I am even more embarrassed to ask him!

@ Yiketang Taste

The first blind date was also the last blind date. I asked a man a question: How many boyfriends have you had? Now think about how I asked such a question at the beginning.

Ji Jie

I have no blind date yet. I hope to meet a good man.

Stubborn

Since two years ago, there have been n blind dates, introduced by friends, relatives and matchmakers, and each blind date has no desire to continue to get along. He doesn't know your channel and doesn't even talk about the same topic. I met the most wonderful blind date (introduced by a friend). I chatted on wechat for a few days before, and then I came out to meet. Go home at night and make sure the relationship. I refused because I thought it was inappropriate. Unexpectedly, the next day, he spoke ill of me in front of my friends, and the facts were stated in black and white. Fortunately, the right person will always meet. I met him by chance, and he was also an interesting soul. Everything I do with him is so natural. Uncle, I love you.

@Rr .

Speaking of bitter tears, shortly after the blind date, I played with him and took a fancy to my best friend. ......................................................................................................................................................

@ Wang Damei

Uncle said: "Former 3" was particularly hot a while ago. Uncle sent an article: "Former 3" sang two songs. Why do many people cry? Some people say that they are not in love with the movie, but with the two songs in it. We said that you didn't know what you liked at first, and then you were already in the middle of the song. Did a song ever make you cry? Tell the story of you and this song. So, let's talk about today's topic: which song ever made you cry?

The meeting is too short to wait for the tea to get cold.