Humorous sentences that make fun of your illness.

I recommend the following humorous sentences to mock my illness:

1, "I caught a cold today. It is really cold. Everyone should pay attention to keep warm and be healthy! "

2. "The doctor told me that I caught a cold. I thought about it. Who sent it to me? Oh! It's myself. "

I caught a cold today. I hope everyone drinks more water and has more rest. Health is the capital of revolution! "

4. "I have a cold. I hope everyone will keep warm and healthy, drink plenty of water and rest. Health is the capital of the revolution!"

5. "It's nice to have a cold today! I can finally lie in bed and rest! "

6. "I have a cold and feel as if I have been frozen. I hope everyone will keep warm and be healthy! "

7. "I caught a cold today and felt infected by the virus. I hope everyone will pay attention to protection and pay attention to health! "

8. "I have a cold. I hope everyone drinks more water and has more rest. Health is the capital of revolution! "

9. "I caught a cold today and felt like I came back from the South Pole. I hope everyone will keep warm and be healthy! "

10, "I have a cold. I hope everyone drinks more water and has more rest. Health is the capital of revolution! I'm going to bed! "