Talking about girlfriends is funny.

1. Be sure to find a good girlfriend who is crazy with you, pretends to be literary and loves to take selfies.

2. The world is big, but it is bigger than the mind you lack.

3. Those students who don't do their homework at night and copy their homework in the morning are wrong. I just want to say four words to you: lend me after copying.

4. It's really difficult to be a woman these days. You are more open and people say you are coquettish, but you are more traditional and people say you are pretending.

5. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.

6. I just want my best friend to be my own, and others are good with her, so I am extremely unhappy!

7. If I can't wait for the finale of One Piece in my life, let my son burn the USB flash drive when he goes to my grave

8. I have to cry with you, because I regard you as a sister.

9. As long as there are girlfriends together, that's how high it is! I want our friendship to last forever until the end of time.

1. Before going out, think about the shoes to wear according to the time and intensity of walking.

11. A best friend is that when she can't sleep, you can't sleep either.

12. On the eve of graduation, we will go our separate ways. We don't know when we will meet again after such a long distance. You told me that maybe I will never meet anyone like you again in my life. . . I quickly wiped my eyes for fear that tears would fall and be laughed at by you, but I really think the same as you at the moment. . .

13. My last birthday was really bad. My car broke down, and then my girlfriend abandoned me. This is not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a birthday like this every year!

14. It doesn't dare to act rashly when I'm alone with you.

15. Don't frown when it's painful, and you choose how hard it is to walk. You are not qualified to shout pain.

16. When I say I like you, will you put your arms around me and say, Shit, I didn't say so!

it doesn't matter if we go our separate ways, we will meet again sooner or later. Don't forget that the earth is round. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to your best friend

18. Love is everywhere, and the love that only a bosom friend can bring

19. Today is your birthday. In order to congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, you get out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, pig!

2. The boy who has a crush for a long time called: I'm going to confess to the person I've always liked today. I'm right outside that house now. With tears in her eyes, the woman pretended not to care and said, Go! I wish you success. Man: But I dare not knock. Woman: Knock, be brave (in tears) Man: You'd better open the door! I still dare not knock. The woman opened the door with tears streaming down her face, and the man smiled and said, is your brother at home?

21. Blessing plus blessing is many blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing plus blessing is infinite blessing, and blessing except blessing is the only blessing. Happy birthday to you!

22. I should pick you up once or twice, and then give you a birthday kiss. I wish you a very happy birthday!

23. People say that the IQ of a person they like becomes lower. Maybe I like the math teacher.

24. Those who quarrel and scold are called girlfriends.

25. Do you have a group of brothers and girlfriends who swear in your ear all day, but you never hate it?

26. I read every space of yours more carefully than the final exam review questions.