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Scene: A table with several energy saving and emission reduction manuals on it; Two chairs; Two advertising placards, one of which reads: true mountains, true waters and true feelings, wild game, wild clouds and wild wind; One reads: everyone is responsible for energy conservation and emission reduction.
Yu: (smiling) Singing: Let's love together, let's sing together, let's call together, how are you, Earth? -Bai: My partner called just now and said that his father was coming to visit relatives for a holiday. Because he couldn't put aside his work, he asked me to receive him. I'm really a little anxious to say that this ugly daughter-in-law still wants to see her in-laws. Hey, it's 1 1 o. Why hasn't it come yet? (He said, and sat down in a chair and read the Handbook on Energy Conservation and Emission Reduction. )
Meng: (Uncle Meng comes out to carry a travel bag) Hey, Uncle, I'm over 60 this year and I'm retired at home. The weather forecast says it is quite warm today. I'm here to see my son and my future daughter-in-law. But my son said he had a lot of things to do and asked me to take a taxi directly to Xilipo. Hi! Wild original resort, well, here, here! (Looking at the billboard) Wow! I've seen game, wild clouds and wild wind all the way. It's in the middle of nowhere. This place is a bit wild!
Y: (gets up) Uncle, where are you from?
Meng: I come from Shijiazhuang.
Y: Uncle, what's your name?
Meng: My last name is Meng!
Y: Are you Meng Gang's father, Uncle Meng?
Meng: Ah, yes! How did she know? ) What's your name, girl?
Y: My name is Lili.
Meng: (surprised) What? Lili (paraphrased: Lili? According to Saner, his date is Lily. Could it be her? ) Oh, it's Miss Yili. My nickname is Niu Niu and everyone calls me Meng (Meng) Niu!
Y: Hehe, Uncle speaks with a good sense of humor! Uncle, please have tea!
Meng: (putting it through) Thank you!
Y: Uncle, are you here to see Meng Gang this time?
Meng: No, yes! I heard from my son that your resort is well developed and I want to "honeymoon" here.
Y: Uncle, what did you say? Honeymoon?
Meng: Ah, the honeymoon I said is the sweet first month.
Y: What a nice honeymoon! I was shocked!
Meng: Saner said that a large steel factory has been set up here, and he is too lazy to go home for the New Year.
Y: Are you talking about your third son Meng Gang?
Meng: Yes, his nickname is San Furnace.
Y: what? Sanlu? What a coincidence! All three of us are related to milk! )
Meng: Ah, no, it's a stove. I got this name when I was a child, but I didn't expect him to fall in love with steelmaking. No, he went straight to work as soon as he graduated from college.
Y: That means he has something to do with steelmaking. Uncle Meng, our big steelmaking plant has been built, but in order to put environmental protection equipment into production as soon as possible, Meng Gang has been staring at the construction site, and he has been as busy as a bee these days. He saved his strength to lose weight first!
Meng: Third son, he should devote himself wholeheartedly. If this dedicated employee is not dedicated, how can he be called a dedicated person? ! That-the value of life lies in-that what-dedication!
Y: great. Thank you for your understanding. On behalf of all those who are dedicated, I salute you!
Meng: You're welcome. Family support is also necessary. The girl is very polite, and then I will test his professionalism. Girl, energy conservation and emission reduction are very tight all over the country now. How did your dedicated team do it?
Y: shall I tell you?
Meng: Hey!
Y: Now our dedicated group has become one of the key enterprises of energy saving and emission reduction in the whole province 15. Li, the chairman of the company, led the whole group to carry out large-scale energy conservation and emission reduction activities, and issued a brochure on energy conservation and emission reduction.
Meng: Are these books?
Y: Yes, a lecture on energy conservation and emission reduction and a knowledge test were also organized.
Meng: So grand, it's really a big fight. What is the test method?
Y: Taking the law exam is called the carpet universal exam. Everyone has to take it, and no one should run.
Meng: Is it so serious?
Y: that's true. Test our annual consumption output and energy-saving measures. If you don't remember them carefully, you can't pass the exam!
Meng: Then I'll test you first to see how you study. How much electricity does your professional group consume a year?
Y: It won't scare you. The photoelectric fee is one year11million kwh, more than 600 million yuan!
Meng: What? More than 600 million? ! Damn it, this electricity bill alone can electrocute me. Miss Lili, how much water does your dedicated group use a year?
Y: According to the annual output of 5 million tons of steel, it is necessary to add water160,000 tons every year. This factory is short of water resources, so we use the water from the South-to-North Water Transfer Project!
Meng: What? South-to-North Water Diversion Project? Does your company still use water from the South-to-North Water Transfer Project?
Y: No, it's the Hutuo River water in the south, Zhuangyan and Xiaguan Reservoir water in the north.
Meng: Oh, this is the South-to-North Water Diversion Project, which is a great pioneering work of Pingshan people.
Y: Actually, everyone can save energy and reduce emissions!
Meng: Anyone? How come?
Yu: For example, wasting less food, turning off the lights when going out, using the front and back of paper, commuting by bike and even drinking less beer are all energy-saving and emission-reducing!
Meng: I understand. That's what happened. Everyone can start from the small things around him and strive to be a pioneer in energy conservation and emission reduction! Then Mr. Lu Xun is really prescient. He said that he wanted to be a cow, and only by eating grass could he milk. It seems that Teacher Lu also advocates energy conservation and emission reduction. How far-sighted!
Y: In order to do a good job in energy conservation and emission reduction, our group has also formulated five major energy conservation and emission reduction measures!
Meng: Oh, what are the top five?
Technologies such as oxygen-enriched coal injection into blast furnace, power generation, gas-fired power generation, waste heat recovery, frequency conversion speed regulation, etc., ensure the goal of energy saving and emission reduction by 20% at the end of the Eleventh Five-Year Plan, and become an advanced model of energy saving and emission reduction in the whole province.
Meng: OK, OK, OK-OK!
Y: Uncle, what pass?
Meng: Girl, you got in. To tell you the truth, I came to visit you specially today. Last night, my mother and I made a total. If we pass the inspection, we will give you a happy event in autumn.
Y: Look at what you've been saying-
Meng: Why, this Yili, Mengniu and Sanlu, we are a family, and we will definitely not worry about milk in the future, right? Miss Erie.
Y: Uncle, this is a sweater I knitted for my aunt. I don't know if it's suitable. Please take it to my aunt.
Meng: Yes, yes!
Y: Look, you are busy talking. Let's leave now. I'll get you something to eat in the back and let you taste our game. In the afternoon, I'll take you to see Meng Gang!
Meng: OK, OK, OK! Go-
Ah, I praise you.
B: praise me.
A: Praise your thick hair and strong body.
B: compliment me on my good physique.
A: Praise the color of your youth, black with green.
Why is it green?
Someone insulted you.
B: insult me?
A: Someone bullied you.
B: Still bullying me?
A: Some people persecute you, others spoil you.
B: Really?
A: A little .. pressing your stomach is a knife, click, from your shoulder to your navel.
B: What kind of hatred is this?
A: Dad, I broke your arm. At that time, I kicked your leg and blew your head off. (Cai) swept the floor with your hair. ..
B: Wait a minute.
I have not finished my words yet. they ..
Forget about them. Look at me first. I'm falling apart.
A: It doesn't matter if they do this to you alone.
It doesn't matter.
A: But they want to destroy your brothers and sisters, and you keep silent about all this.
Who said I wouldn't say anything? I'm going to take up arms and fight back in self-defense, with machine guns shooting all over the place, bombs hanging all over the plane and boxes beeping …
A: Wait ... What are you doing? What are you doing?
B: If I don't hit them, my brothers and sisters will be finished.
Well, I just compared you to a tree.
Trees?
Our trees are hacked and the forest is in danger of being destroyed.
I am excited for no reason.
No, you were excited. People nowadays lack your feelings.
Oh,
A: you set it up. Don't tremble. Let's have a look. You still have a love for saplings on your face. You smile, your eyes are full of feelings for the forest, you stare, your ears call your companions, and you scream.
B: I can't move. How can my ears move?
A: Holding a gun, shooting fiercely at the target of ignorant bureaucrats, preparing and releasing.
Really?
What kind of gun is this?
This is a water gun.
A: how to use the water gun?
B: For a tree. What about me?
A: You don't feel right. You're not near the tree at all.
Why did you kiss this tree? Stick out your fork, kiss it, and then touch its cheek.
A: What's it like to cut your arm?
I fought back with a gun.
Did you see people cutting down trees?
B: I spat at him with a water gun.
A: How did you change the water gun?
I don't need to water the tree.
You're not right. Trees are very useful to you, you know?
I know. Building houses, building furniture and repairing railways all require wood.
This is what it is for. There is no wood for building a house.
Yes, cut down trees.
There is no wood for furniture.
Cut down trees.
A: Sleepers are needed to lay the rails.
Cut down trees.
You're yelling again.
Cut down trees.
A: Push hard.
B: Cut down trees, cut down trees.
A: The Central Committee is now preparing to catch a typical example of deforestation.
B: Then you still want me to yell.
Look at you yelling and cutting down trees in public. You are not tall. You have a lot of courage. I have to ask the leadership of the forestry department to reflect it to you.
B: well, I'll also ask the leader to report to you.
What are you reporting?
You asked me to cut it.
I'll let you cut it.
I'm talking about the use of trees.
A: Are trees only used for cutting down trees?
B: So what?
A: Let's go deeper. The forest is the cradle of raising human beings. Our ancestors originated from the virgin forest and lived in the beautiful forest. They relied on the forest to keep out the cold, shade from the sun, climb branches to avoid disasters, and beat other enemies with sticks. Humans have never left trees until now and are used to wearing leaves as clothes.
B: That's inseparable from trees.
Answer: The fruit on the tree is truth. Eat the fruit on the tree as a meal.
You can't live without trees.
Answer: Buy wood to make a nest and build a house.
You can't live without trees.
A: Drill wood for fire.
You can't live without trees.
A: Stir-fried alfalfa (livestock) meat.
You can't live without trees. Oh, there are no trees here.
No trees? Where does auricularia grow, in the eyes of long ears?
B: Here we go again.
A: Yes, even now, forests are still the pillar of human survival.
B: it's still so important.
Let me tell you an example. Now we are facing the threat of sandstorm. Scientists predict that if we don't pay attention to forests, we will continue to cut down trees indiscriminately. In a few hundred years, it will not be the threat of sandstorm, but the desert will destroy our city.
B: This place has become a desert.
A: Yan Fu, future generations will study you, and it will be difficult for you to find your home again.
Our family lives in Erli.
Your family lives in the sand.
B: How did it change in the sand?
A: The desert is buried. You have to find your house with a shovel and dig bit by bit.
B: Our family has become a pile of mawangdui.
A: How difficult is it for archaeologists? (Cai, Cai, Cai) Note that this area is Yan Fu's residence.
I really found it.
A: Cai, Cai, Cai, the door is open.
I forgot to lock the door.
Chua's, Chua's, Chua's, what is this? Oh, the bottle cap.
B: Cough. ..
A: Cai, Cai, Cai, rag head
B: Cough.
A: Cai, Cai, Cai, iron pot.
Our family always buys rubbish.
A: There were no good things at that time.
B: Good things are also covered.
A: Chua, Chua, Chua, we finally found something new.
B: What?
This little thing is Yan Fu.
B: This is all my money.
A: Front teeth.
Oh, I found my front teeth.
A: there are words on it.
What is it written in?
A: Fifty thousand.
B: Mahjong, what you said is too lame.
A: It doesn't matter. We should protect trees and forests.
B: That would be great.
A: Look for your home again. You don't have to dig with a shovel. All the way to your house, there are trees shaded by red flowers. The scenery is more beautiful when I get to your home. There are birds in the tree and frogs on the ground, with (Zen II, Zen II, Zen II) above and (Zen II, Zen II, Zen II) below.
This is our home?
This is the zoo.
(End! )
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