Lantern Festival in the Year of the Rabbit is a humorous greeting to the Lantern Festival in 2023.

1. I haven't seen you for a long time. Have you been healthy recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do, just feed the cat something to eat! Happy Lantern Festival.

2. The imperial edict is: to carry goods in heaven, the emperor called: I owe me 30 cents since the Lantern Festival last year, and I am not allowed to shit for three days, and I am not allowed to take paper when I shit. The paper is only three feet long until I suffocate! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

3. My Lantern Festival message, the people who received it were proud of the spring breeze, the people who watched it worked smoothly, the people who saved it were sweet, the people who forwarded it were prosperous, and the people who deleted it were lucky. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

4. When the Lantern Festival arrived, the State Council issued five bans: no pretending to be busy and ignoring me, no forgetting me if you have money, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no calling me for dinner, and no thinking of me when you are free! Happy Lantern Festival!

Don't forget to eat Yuanxiao on Lantern Festival. Once learned, you gain wisdom, three families are reunited, four seasons are safe, and five. . . Oh, piggy, this thing is not easy to digest!

6. Once upon a time, there was a bowl of sweet glutinous rice balls in front of me, which I didn't cherish. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing between my tongue and teeth is this. Did you eat jiaozi on the Lantern Festival?

7. Give you a kiss, give you a fragrance, make me miss you, make me close to you, Jiaozi, my love, Happy Lantern Festival!

8. After a year, people are tired of running, their money is gone, their hearts hurt, and there are fewer and fewer text messages. Nobody cares. Wild, isn't it? Let's go to work. Fortunately, I'm here. Happy Lantern Festival!

9. It's Lantern Festival again. Lantern Festival is a time for family reunion. China's favorite thing is to spend the Lantern Festival happily. Now, let me go! "

10. Do you know how much I like it? Round face, small face, sweet smile. I really want to kiss your face and let you blend into my body. What! Sweet Lantern Festival!

1 1. What gift do you want for the Lantern Festival? Say it quickly ... after reading the message, the time limit has passed!

12. The fifteenth day of the first month is particularly round, and I look forward to the Lantern Festival reunion. Your lover pesters you gently, but your friends often worry about you. The family cares about the family, and the children are lovely and pitiful. Happy mood is accompanied by joy, and the help of noble people is endless.

13. Hang lanterns and light red candles. Fireworks are blooming in the sky. Tangyuan is cooked. On the treetops of the moon, the whole family get together for the Lantern Festival. At this time, we must not forget our friends. Wechat comes with dumplings. Happy Lantern Festival!

14. unification and Vientiane renewal; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness and well-being, how auspicious; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy, Happy Lantern Festival!

15. The moon is round, the heart is round, the home is round, the glutinous rice balls are sweet, the love is sweet, the heart is true, and the warm wishes are sincere. I wish you all the best, your family is safe and auspicious, and your friends are happy Lantern Festival!

16. The Lantern Festival sends you five stars: Fuxing keeps you rich, Jixing keeps you rich, Caixing keeps you rich, Shouxing keeps you and Guang Qi, and Aixing keeps you in love forever.

17. I'm willing to do anything for you: I'm willing to accompany WU GANG to cut down trees, run naked on the moon and dance on Mars. If you invite me to dinner, I will perform for you today ... and eat Yuanxiao.

18. Wave when you are happy, stamp your feet when you are happy, and shake your head when you are happy. Happy Lantern Festival, crazy!

19. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer when you love you, you have no fragrance when you eat, you get drunk when you drink, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

According to FY-3 satellite measurement, a comet will hit the earth during the Lantern Festival. The landing site is your bed. In order to prevent accidents, please fart with your ass up while sleeping, and change the landing point of objects with gas. Wish you success!

2 1. I like your softness, I like your crispy skin, I like your stickiness, I like your round head, haha, because you are a spoiled child, I wish you happiness!

22. don't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy Lantern Festival.

23. I like your softness, your crispness, your stickiness, and your round head. Haha, I wish you happiness because you are glutinous rice balls!

24. Everything goes well with a Lantern Festival. Drink a rich soup and the money will be full; Send an amulet, healthy and healthy. Happy Lantern Festival!

25. On the fifteenth day of the first month, the moon is full, and sincere wishes are sent to the side; On the fifteenth day of the first month, I wish you good luck in the coming year; In the first month, 15 people got together and laughed happily; On the fifteenth day of the first month, I wish you a happy new year!

26. On the fifteenth day of the first month, there are many reunions, happy events, rolling financial resources, good health, good luck and all the best. Happy Lantern Festival to my friends!

27. The Lantern Festival is here. Wrap your happiness in the Lantern Festival. May you eat Yuanxiao and smile on your face; Put happiness in the lantern, may you enjoy the lantern and be surrounded by happiness; Put blessings into your mobile phone. I hope you can see WeChat and hear the words in your ear: Happy Lantern Festival!

28. The longer friends meet, the more sincere they are; The clearer the water, the more mellow the wine. The vicissitudes of life in the world are getting weaker and weaker. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival and always be in a good mood!

29. clockwork wechat bless you: Jiayuan people spoil you! Happiness is chasing you! Lucky stars shine around you! Money is rolling towards you! Just spend a wonderful full moon for you! Happy Lantern Festival to my dear friend! Miss you at the Lantern Festival.