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Talk about super domineering

1, brother, if you are kind to me, I will give you the demolition and land sale. Brother, you betrayed me and I fucked you.

2. Why are you acting so emotional? I've seen all your actions.

3, don't compare with lazy me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

I know that twisted melon is not sweet, but I just don't like eating melon.

There is nothing I can't get, only what I don't want.

Perhaps, I found a reason to remain silent: my remarks leaked.

7. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not the object you want.

8, no matter you can't afford the breeze, Lao Tzu just likes you!

9, the big iron piece knows it is a knife around the neck. Did you know that I peed all over your face?

10, thank you for letting me know what self-esteem and self-love are. I left you.

1 1, I have the world with you, and the world without you is still great.

12. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

13, Russia doesn't need to be unique, as long as you keep it in mind.

14. Missing is just a ritual, and real memories are born.

15, gold always shines, but your piece of glass slag can only reflect light.

16, be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

17, my heart is as deep as a teenager hiding in the sea. A drowning teenager can't wander with love.

18 After all, it is not surprising that there are many dogs.

19, after breaking up, don't say anything about being friends. Do you regard labor and capital as a spare tire?

20. I only hope that when you think of me, you are smiling.

2 1, I like him hopelessly, and I have been degraded, as long as I go to hell.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy the happiness of others.

23. What woman doesn't want to have a whole-hearted gentleness.

24. Not cherishing me is enough to prove that you are blind.

25, girls with big breasts have neuropathy, because the peripheral nerves are necrotic and the upper part is enlarged.

26, a scene in the real society, playing is RMB!

27. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, and pee it out, so that loneliness can be scattered all over the floor.

28, tickets are too difficult to buy, so we have to get on the bus first to buy tickets!

Take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her run out in class.

30, breaking up is nothing, I can continue to love.

3 1, sometimes, I always feel that I am still so surplus.

32. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

33. The result of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes, and the ending of self-love is bring disgrace to oneself.

34. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

35. Say what I want to say, do what I want to do and love the person I want to love. This is the life I want.

36. Everyone has his own destiny, and everything has nothing to do with others.

37. Stop managing this new world with new thinking!

If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

39. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.

40. Do boys who play games make people worry? Boys who don't play games save money

4 1, live well, because we will die for a long time, how good it is to live, and we can suffer. I want you to suffer with me.

Please don't compare with the people around you, it's not the same level at all.

43, the most hypocritical greetings, the most guilty vows of eternal love, the most shameless forever.

44. I like many people, but I only love you.

45. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

46. You are so polite to me, so I won't be polite!

47. What's the use of makeup? It's not that you can't hide your ugliness.

48. Those who dare not subvert are secular. Who's that? be

49. It's not that it doesn't glow. I'm just afraid of stabbing you in the eye.

Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

5 1, girls say Yan kong, not necessarily Yan kong. Just because a boy hasn't said anything about Yan Kong doesn't mean he's not Yan Kong.

Since there is no future, why waste my youth and delay yours?

53. A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will naturally make love simple.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

55. Always when I was lonely, always when I was sad, always when I was lonely, you all left.

56. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

57, ask for it, why shout pain, blame yourself, have the ability to like others, and have no ability to make people like you.

58. Young man, what made you embark on this road of no return? Is this moral decay or a condemnation of human nature?

59. The world is crazy, and monsters work for Altman as bridesmaids.

60. Don't think that you are playing mobile phone in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

6 1, I ask this howling north wind to take away all my paranoid thoughts.

62. What is a person's concept, loneliness, loneliness, being disturbed and not being disturbed?

I hope my name is the reason why you refuse others.

64. Modern children's love trilogy: holding hands and kissing.

65. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

66. The death of mosquitoes in the soup is also vigorous.

Shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.

68. If you can't forget, you should forget. If you can't do it, do it.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

70. When others get angry and drunk, I get angry and buy drinks to fill my stomach.

7 1, if you have a heart, why don't you despair? If you have no heart, why don't you remember everything.

72, need to change, will not be obsessed with you.

73. There is much grass in the sea, only my brother doesn't want to look for it.

74. Don't do what you regret, do what others regret.

75. When I like you, you are the only one. When I don't like you, you are your grandmother.

76. Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.

77. If anyone touches him, I will get even.

78. You chased me for eight blocks. I told you, I'm not your father.

79. You don't have to be hot and cold to me. You can just say if you want to leave.

80. I have to spend my summer vacation in a makeup class.

8 1, you let go of my hand and said that our future lives would be separated.

82. Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives the light.

I don't need others to love me. I love myself more than anyone.

It's not too bad, at least I can laugh.

85. A lack of trust, just like a mobile phone can only play games without a signal.

86. You can never afford my feelings. Not cheap.

87. Donate all those philandering women to the disaster area.

I work hard to make money, not because I love money. But in this life, I don't want to be with anyone because of money, nor do I want to leave anyone because of money!

89. I blindfolded myself, because I just want to remember the only person I like in this world, that is you.

90. Why do your words affect my mood?

9 1, men change their hearts and become flowers, and women change their hearts and become cruel.

92. A timid man can't give a woman a happy future.

You see, my old lover is so happy with others. I didn't cry, but the rain fell in my eyes. It is sunny today.

94, the mind society, money takes people; You can be expensive or free.

95. When I suddenly turned around, the head teacher had stood silently at the window.

96. What I am is still very important to you. Do you still care as before?

97. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

98. Put on your dog skin and mask. Get out!

99. Send a rose and leave a lingering fragrance in your hand; Give you love and hold poison soup.

100, you left my world, and I don't need to walk around in your world.

10 1. Children who smoke, drink and fight are not necessarily bad children, just because we are all lonely.

102, the so-called holiday, the family is too tired, have no money to go out, and have extra time every day.

103, I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold from my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.

104, it's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

105, drag the child by the hand! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

106, only bullying is the king of victory.

107, don't point at me if you haven't walked the road I walked.

108, people who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

109, people who praise you don't know you, and those who know you will say they don't support you.

1 10, I don't want to hear how much you love me, I just want you to give me a hug when I need you most.