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1, only because your ruffian is helpless, has the current media gossip.

I don't want your hot and cold, because I will catch a cold.

3. No money, no house, no car, what do you have?

4. Have you improved your skills of mocking others? I think the road is crooked.

5. How can I know the value of our love if it doesn't collapse?

6. The way you take care of people is really special. You take all the prostitutes home and take care of them yourself.

7. I am not the person you want to marry. I'm really glad that woman has a good eye for pearls.

8. You gave up your future, gave up, and finally gave up on me.

9. What does it matter to me that she is better than me, and what does it matter to your mother that you are better than her?

10, I know you won her back, so you should cherish it now.

1 1, I don't know your secret, and neither do you, so it's even.

12, do you say that you are the first good man? Is it the kind that always helps women?

13, seeing a woman's heart beating faster. What a good man!

14. Cry if you want. You are uglier than crying now.

15, I know there is someone in your heart, yourself.

16, little TM is here to tell me about love, I'm afraid it will kill you.

17, the scene of love, you have to go when it's time to go.

18, you have regrets in the world of love. What does this have to do with me?

19, people with big faces can't use touch-screen phones because they hang up when they laugh.

20. Be careful to let the person who loves you finally say I don't care.

2 1. I think a man who abandons his wife for his mistress is a fool.

I think the person who should cry is in front of you, and the person who should laugh is in front of me.

23. Why should I care about you, just like others?

24, we are all selfish, we are all mean, who should say who?

25. If you step on my head, I will step on your grave.

26. I am not a gentle girl. I can't pretend to be the lady you want.

27. I despise you for giving your love to others.

28. You taught me how to be rude today, and you ruined my once single-mindedness.

29. I have nothing to say to you and forget you easily.

30. Bad guy, you are not qualified to pretend to be awesome, because that is awesome, not yours.

3 1. Who has seen everlasting love? I've only seen love that breaks up when we meet.

32, working men, who likes who takes it, see if he has the courage.

My friends think I'm dishonest, but I'm not good at pretending.

34. My elegance is based on your ferocity.

I said a lot, but now I can't say "gun" to you.

36. Sausage doesn't love me. Leave me. Be careful that I can't stand the temptation to blow you up.

One day I will stand on this ruin and watch the glitz and coquetry of my life.

38. Put away your mask. I feel sick at the sight.

39, people don't make me I don't commit crimes, if people make me dig his ancestral graves.

40, even death is not neat, you don't wait for others to spit on you.

4 1, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'll be strong enough to scare you in the future.

42. I am just a grassroots, born to sell (dreams).

43, this young lady loves you to reward your face, don't be shameless.

44. You say you are broad-minded, but I think you are broad-minded and brainless.

45. There is a dog in the distance. Its name is Pug.

46. The question you asked has such a high IQ that I really can't ride my sister.

47. Your advantage is beauty, but beauty is a bit inconspicuous.

48. I am like a meat walking in front, and you are like a dog chasing behind.

49. The so-called chess master is a very harmonious picture of a mistress in the main room.

50. I can't learn to be reserved, and I can't be a good lady, so I am destined to be a bitch.

Diaosi is very funny. Tell me about it.

1, the earth will turn, people will change, love you is eternal, it is impossible to marry you!

Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.

Others tell the truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

5. How many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the full text.

6. How can a blood-stained painting compare with a little cinnabar between your eyebrows?

7. Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat mine and drink mine?

8. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

9. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

10, you are a steamed stuffed bun, and the dog is right to follow you.

1 1. I must be reborn as a man and marry a woman like me in my next life.

12, I don't know who can't conquer high heels like me.

13, no one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.

14, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents.

15, some people are alive, she is dead, some people are alive, he should have died!

16, stop screaming, no one cares about you anymore, you are just a pig!

17, people like you can only live two episodes in one drama.

18, when you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile bravely.

19, the earth will turn, people will change, loving you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you!

20. I have enough ambition to satisfy anyone's madness.

2 1. As a stay-at-home girl, I am very satisfied with my behavior.

22. His cleverness is unmatched, and his stupidity is unmatched.

23. No one is looking for a girl these days. If you do, it means you are incompetent.

24. Although I am not a good horse, I am not an ordinary donkey.

25. I don't want many people to fight, I just want people who dare to fuck.

26. The most beautiful sound in the world is the bell.

27. I am confident, because confidence is free.

28. mistress: I really love you. Big money: there is a money missing from your words.

29. If you are drunk, you won't obey anyone, just hold the wall.

30. I still can't write emotional words.

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1, you deserve it, you deserve to come to this world and pollute the air.

2, the first love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs early.

People like you are wasting oxygen in the air by living one more day.

Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

After you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.

6. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

7. It is better to arm yourself than to please others.

8. When you grow up, you must strive for the awesome power that you blew when you were a child.

Before you leave, I'll let you taste the feeling of being dumped.

10, cucumber must be shot, life must be high, and short life does not leave regrets.

1 1. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

12, it doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be a bad guy.

13, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

14. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can demonize evil.

15, I don't care about my ugliness, and I don't care about her beauty.

16, the words "poor" and "poor" are used on you, and you feel defiled.

17, I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible.

18, get to the point, don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

There are so many idiots in the world, but you are the best among them.

I can smoke, fight and drink, but I can't lose love.

2 1, I advise you to drink regret medicine instead of rat poison.

22, you this elusive person, which is your pit?

23. Excuse me, where is the handsome guy? There are two smelly dogs everywhere in the street.

24. People who format others with their own ideas.

25. The money in the bank is my external thing, and the money on me is your external thing.

26. Achievement is a key indicator to measure the quality of students and the amount of teachers' bonuses.

Chickens like to be called miss because it sounds better.

28. A dog jumping over a wall is better than a rabbit biting.

29, treat cataracts, not a baiwenhang.

30. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself in pain, you can't take care of yourself in the result, and you can't be self-sufficient in happiness.

3 1, wasting time, wasting this time, this is the life I want.

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.

33. Time is like cleavage, there will always be a squeeze.

34. We are all dreamers. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.

35. I am not a genius, because my first step is not to wear finch diapers.

36. When I love you, I get the eye of a needle, and only I suffer.

37. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.

38. Don't think that a fox will chase you just because there is a piece of meat in your mouth.

39. Don't say anything if you don't want to be blacklisted, okay?

40. What's the use of being handsome? Ability is an all-round man.

4 1, are you dressed so beautifully to set me off?

42. There is a lot of carbon dioxide here. Are you polluting it?

43. Beggars don't even want to pass by your house, really!

44, is a femme fatale, but the throat is a little thick.

45, you are black, and any detergent can't be cleaned.

46. Nothing can pass, but your thick skin is the only thing I can pass.

47. I know you are a caring person, and your love will always be your own heart.

48. Life is like a period. Should I teach you a lesson in blood?

You are not the person I love, so you are just a passer-by.

50. I heard that someone has a crush on you, and I don't know what it means to be hungry.

On QQ personality of diaosi

1. Even if you smile brightly, it won't be the sun. Even if you cry too much, it won't be a tsunami.

Keitel, why are you crying now? Is it because your ass is too hot?

3. That's interesting. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I always take you seriously?

I now hold out three fingers and give you five words: nonsense.

Now the left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's okay not to move, but it's all mushy.

I miss you every night, but you are sleeping.

7. I wonder who my future girlfriend is in love with now?

8. The stool has been squatting in the toilet, but it has been ruthlessly discarded into the toilet by the ass.

9. Look at your rosy face. Is it true that the girl has been using Dabao?

10, do you know how a pervert recites pi? At 3 o'clock 10, he tore a piece of meat.

1 1, those men who are cheating on each other, I believe the ballet must be very beautiful.

12, that time I saw your immortal sentence, it reminded me of Dong Fangbubai.

13, every winter, all winds that are not aimed at snow are hooligans!

14, if you mess with me in the future, I will pull out your hair, and you will be bald for a week a day.

15, I now find that money is a good medicine blindly, and sometimes the effect is blatant.

18, although the night gives me a pair of black eyes, I always roll my eyes with them.

19, why I never wear boxer shorts, just because I waste money and cloth.

Unfortunately, every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2 1, I hope that one day the school can lower the national flag and then raise me up.

22. To be exact, I am not superstitious in this world except God!

23. I think it takes practice to fall in love, but it also takes practice for two people to break up!

24. In fact, behind every successful man, there will be a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

25. Remember, no matter where we are, we can play the spirit of being cheeky.

26. I think life is like a candle, burning from the top to the end, and it is always bright.

27, sometimes stealing food is really not my fault, but actually the loneliness of the mouth.

28. Although the famous flowers have been taken, it is still up to me to loosen the soil!

29. Why is RMB always so expensive? Because grandpa Mao is the spokesman.

30. I have decided to cut my hair short because people say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short.

3 1. If one day the clown cries, you won't think he must be joking.

32. Now I eat grass every day, but I get acne.

When I am angry, I will despise your existence with my silent performance.

34. Sometimes I find myself as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

35. Woman, if a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

Doctor, please give me some medicine for regret, and then give me a glass of forgetfulness water.

37. If I die in the future, I will definitely come to you with my soul and get my heart back.

38. I really don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune. Don't take it personally.