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Quotations about men drinking. Classic quotations about men smoking.

1. I have long advised you not to smoke, but you are so beautiful in the smoke. How can I persuade you to stop smoking?

2. As long as you hold a small cup of pure and sweet wine, you can face the wind and the moon and chant "Oh" to Du Kang.

3. Since you like smoking so much, you might as well become a lighter in your next life.

4. I only want to be with wine, and silently experience the tastes of life, the warmth and warmth of human relationships.

5. Why do brothers drink together, smoke together, fight together, pick up girls together, and be cool together?

6. Sometimes you just get used to being alone, getting used to the pain of being alone, getting used to being alone, getting used to smoking and drinking alone, maybe that’s how you get used to being alone. Can't wait for the one I love.

7. The first time I drank alcohol was in the first grade of junior high school. I forgot why. Anyway, after drinking a little, I couldn’t walk on the sidewalk and ended up falling directly on the road.

8. Seeking death in wishful thinking is an addiction. There are always some advices such as smoking is harmful to health to make him firm.

9. A smoker’s home is always safe: Because smokers will cough non-stop until midnight, and thieves will know that there is someone at home.

10. Smoking will not make you feel lonely, only thinking about you will make you feel lonely.

11. My husband and I were separated. Every time I missed my wife, I could only smoke silently. After one year, I successfully quit smoking.

12. The setting sun is leaning on a cane, looking back on the past, like a dream or smoke. This is a glass of old wine, with a strong flavor and a long history, which makes people have endless aftertaste.

13. It’s just that the love is no longer there, and what we expected has been wiped out.

14. You are not as affectionate as a drinking companion. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become. If you say it lasts forever, I will hand you the wine.

15. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends.

16. There are ***5 people in the office, including me, and 4 of them are smoking at the same time. I am going to be poisoned and die.

17. The gray-white ashtray carries sadness all the way.

18. Missing is like smoking. What you throw away is the cigarette butt, what you pick up is the cigarette, and what you cannot do without is the lighter.

19. After the crows crow, the excitement is stronger than wine.

20. That night, I smoked a lot, and the smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand and everything was a thing of the past.

21. The length of a cigarette can carry emptiness, and the size of a cigarette box is just right for loneliness.

22. I smoke because I miss you. I cut my hands off because I want to tell you. I love you.

23. I smoked my first cigarette for you and quit smoking for you.

24. Irregular drinking will make relatives shed tears.

25. Most boys smoke just to show off.

26. It rains in the sky and droughts in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

27. Guarding a city alone leads to a period of lovesickness to no avail. Waiting for a ray of light all night becomes a fireworks display.

28. The thoughts that I devote to you all my life come like flying flowers and disperse like smoke.

29. Life will be unsatisfactory nine times out of ten. Drink a glass of red wine and forget all the sorrows.

30. Women who drink are not ladies. They are never reserved when drinking. They will shout through alcohol: The world is mine and yours. In the final analysis, it belongs to everyone.

31. You are always too sober, and I can never get drunk.

32. Slowly light the cigarette and look sadly at the match that is about to burn out in your hand. A burned out match and a love on the verge of disappearing with the faint light of fire.

33. Ask me if I smoke? How can we not smoke under the blue sky?

34. When I smoke alone in the dead of night, do you feel the loneliness in my heart?

35. The joy of life is warm and cozy because of wine. After drinking, the true feelings are revealed, frank and natural, showing an extreme kind of beauty. Isn't it just the wine that makes people intoxicated?

36. I pressed out the cigarette butt and lit another one, just watching it burn quietly. At this time, the moist crystal flowed out of the corner of his eyes, whether it was because it was about to disappear, or because of himself.

37. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and I drink till I vomit every day.

38. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends.

39. Smoke is also a kind of separation. Because of its short life, it appears even more beautiful and sad. Like a flash in the pan. This kind of separation is even more precious.

40. Five beams are selected from all things, and precious springs turn into bones and contain fine wine. A fanatic can be drunk like Liu Ling, but life can be hot or cold.

41. What I inhale is lovesickness, and what I spit out is loneliness. Cigarettes fall in love with lighters.

42. You are a young man who doesn’t like the fireworks of the world, but I have experienced too miserable a world.

43. Smokers are always young: Because smokers will get pneumonia and die young.

44. Either don’t drink alcohol, or get drunk, because the feeling of being half-drunk but not drunk is too sober, and it either makes people think about old relationships, or makes them miss old loves.

45. You smoke because no one supervises you to quit smoking! How I hope that one day someone will throw the cigarette in his mouth to the ground and say: No more smoking!

46. Smoking hurts the lungs, but not smoking makes me sad. I avoid the important and take the easy. I can only smoke!

47. When you are drunk, you don’t need to force a smile; when you are drunk, you don’t have to care; when you are drunk, crying becomes natural.

48. When drinking, you should drink with your brothers, only then can you feel comfortable and comfortable.

49. I just watched it on TV. Smoking can easily cause cancer. I was scared to death, so I quickly smoked one to calm down the shock!

50. You once asked me not to leave, but in a blink of an eye you were judged as an obstacle and waited until it became blank.

51. Tonight, I just want to get drunk, one glass after another of sad wine.

52. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are extraordinary. I am just a female man who drinks.

53. A thousand glasses of wine is too little to meet a close friend, but one gulp is too much to drink and drive.

54. I really want to smoke, but after all, I hate the smell of cigarettes so much that I can’t smoke.

55. To be happy in life, you must enjoy yourself to the fullest, and drink more with friends.

56. Wine enters the sad heart and turns into tears that hurt the body.

57. Write your name on the cigarette, inhale it into your lungs, and keep it closest to your heart.