A funny copy means poverty.

1. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

2. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.

Although I don't have the money for the Spring Festival, I have a lovely heart.

I sat on the toilet for a week because I was poor and had my period.

I really hope that when I receive the red envelope. It says "one more pack"

6. The sky is gray and wild, and the days without money are too long.

The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.

8. I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money now.

9. I dare not have a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food. 10. Don't even dare to type symbols for fear of wasting traffic. 1 1. It's raining, and I'm going out to wash my hair again, otherwise the rain will stop soon.

12. Someone said behind my back that I have no money for the New Year. I smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on the branch all day. Who leaked the news? ! !

13. I only dare to shit half, but I dare not finish! Fear of hunger.

14. Rolls-Royce with money works to death without money.

15. The beggar shook his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

16. I ate it last month, the dog ate it, the dog ate it this month, and I ate it.

17. It's the Spring Festival. Let's fart and be a cannon.

18. I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito and remove the meat.

19. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish and ate it.

Three bowls of rice.

20. I miss the feeling of being rich in clothes I haven't worn for a long time.