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Just after the meeting, the hotel closed, so we could only eat instant noodles.

Just after the meeting, the hotel closed, so we could only eat instant noodles. A circle of friends copied the article 1. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

2. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games, stay up and eat instant noodles should take a dip during the National Day holiday.

I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream and didn't sleep well at night. I almost fell down after getting up in the morning, and now I have been dizzy.

When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget to think that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

6. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

7. Eat instant noodles, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

8. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

9. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

10. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now, so I'm going to eat instant noodles.

1 1. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

12. I will never eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. I am in a trance now.

13. I hate people who show love. They bullied me into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one asked me to eat when I woke up, so I had to keep eating instant noodles and vomiting.

14. I feel very guilty. I work hard, I work hard. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

15. Why do you want instant noodles at this time? My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

16. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

17. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

18. I hope you have a good life, don't stay up late, don't lose sleep, go to bed on time, get up on time, eat on time, eat less instant noodles, exercise hard, study hard and think of me occasionally.

19. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Just after the meeting, the restaurant was closed and we could only eat instant noodles in the circle of friends. 2 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

22. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

23. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

24. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

25. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

26. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

27. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

28. God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

29. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

30. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

3 1. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

33. I am on a business trip for the first time this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

34. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

36. The canteen of the company is closed, and it will be sour after eating instant noodles.

37. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

40. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

The poor can only eat instant noodles. Say sentences.

The poor can only eat instant noodles. Sentence (1) 1. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night without a trace of guilt. I obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

2. Take-out can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

I finally understand why chicks love instant noodles so much. It is not enough for me to serve ten boxes at a time.

Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

5. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, no one is distressed anyway. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

6. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for 5 days. Today, I was told that the canteen was closed and I continued to eat instant noodles.

7. I thought everything was settled, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles by typing.

8. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

9. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

10. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

1 1. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

12. Is it because of the recent summer? I often have a bad stomach. What should I do? I will eat instant noodles every day.

13. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

14. Seeing the old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

15. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

16. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

17. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

18. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

19. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

20. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games and eat instant noodles take a bubble during the National Day holiday.

Poor people can only eat instant noodles (2)1. I feel guilty. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

22. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

23. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

24. I suggest everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

25. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

26. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

27. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

28. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

29. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

30. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

3 1. Those who are willing to have a candlelight dinner with you will also eat instant noodles with you.

32. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

33. Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, your body will smell like this …

34. I have been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

35. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

36. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

37. Husband and wife or not, he waited for me late after work and didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

38. Last night, there was a power failure. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

39. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

2022 overtime can only eat instant noodles.

You can only eat instant noodles if you work overtime. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

2. I ate instant noodles at night and gave myself two eggs, added two pieces of cheese and a ham sausage, and did evil.

Even if a person eats instant noodles at home, he should eat with a sense of ceremony and delicacy.

4. Eat instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

5. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

6. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

7. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

8. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

9. Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

10. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

1 1. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are delicious. I took a careful bite.

12. I have eaten instant noodles too often recently and feel like vomiting.

13. Soak at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.

14. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it's funny to think that only rich people in junior high school can eat instant noodles.

15. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

16. Why do I eat instant noodles, two fish balls, a ham and the last box of yogurt at night? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.

17. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

18. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

19. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

20. We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

2 1. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

22. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

23. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, but I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

25. When I met my old classmates, everyone pretended to smile and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

26. I really feel that instant noodles should not be provided casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

27. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

28. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

29. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

30. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

3 1. I almost forgot what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

32. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

33. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.

I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry because of my headache and dizziness. I am listless every day. My sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

35. Someone said defiantly before, what should I do if I work overtime on a business trip ~ I want to say that I have almost no exception ~ I also met this point when I ate instant noodles today ~

36. No matter the husband and wife, he waited for me late after work, didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening, and ate instant noodles with him, sharing joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

37. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

38. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

39. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

40. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

Eat instant noodles, make friends, and write articles to eat instant noodles.

Eat instant noodles and send friends circle essays (1) 1,? The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the worse I felt, the more I couldn't sleep.

2、? I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

3、? Let's eat instant noodles together, but if you bite me, you will never miss one.

4、? We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

5、? The power went out last night. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6、? People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like to eat hot and sour.

7、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose and three laps are too tight. Take a bath, freeze to death on the left and burn to death on the right. Eat instant noodles, one barrel is too little, two barrels are too much.

8、? Takeaway can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

9、? I always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

10、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

1 1、? The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

12、? When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

13、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

14、? I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

15、? When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.

16、? Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

17、? There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

18、? I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

19、? I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

20、? I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

I'm really sorry for eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (2) 1. I worked very hard, and as a result, my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.

2、? I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

3、? I was just hungry, and my leg was burned by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

4、? I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

5、? Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

6、? Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

7、? I have to eat instant noodles tomorrow, like tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.

8、? Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles or play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

9、? At that time, I was wondering if it was not appropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time simply flew happily, so the water had already boiled.

10、? When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.

1 1、? Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

12、? I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are delicious. I took a careful bite.

13、? At this time, I was standing in front of the kettle, and I didn't know if I wanted to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

14、? I eat very little now, and my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

15、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

16、? It's time to summon up courage and stand up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

17、? I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I went to eat instant noodles and spilled soup all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

18、? This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

19、? Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot, and it tastes the same after eating …

20、? Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

Eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (3) 1, eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is childish, but I'm still smoking.

2、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

3、? Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

4、? Seeing the old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said polite words, and they would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

5、? I was scolded for my work, the canteen was terrible, and I was forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is coming again.

6、? Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

7、? Three steps to eating instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

8、? Why do I eat instant noodles at night? Now after eating instant noodles, I lie in bed smelling the leftover instant noodles and swallowing.

9、? Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

10、? After work, I worked hard with Bowen for more than three hours. After work, I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles, which was also very confusing.

1 1、? It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't dispel the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

12、? The world is big enough to accommodate 10 thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

13、? I don't know what is the operation of some bubble cloth bags with medlar? Now that I have decided to eat instant noodles, I still care about whether it is healthy or not.

14、? While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said, damn it, it's about to expire

15、? Truth of life: Since you choose instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

16、? Suddenly I have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

17、? I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month.

18、? At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles to save money. " Just now, my mother said, "I will help you the most if I don't cook."

19、? When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice, loosen it three times and tighten the instant noodles. One bucket and two buckets are not enough to eat.

20、? Do you eat instant noodles downstairs? It smells good ~ I want instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles. It really smells best when others eat instant noodles.