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The old saying (Wen Jun) is well said.

"Love this car, who are dizzy.

Love this glass of wine, whoever drinks it will get drunk. "

As a product of male and female hormone catalysis

Love since ancient times.

This is a mysterious thing.

Sweet love is full of vitality.

Little lovers can't wait to stick together all the time.

But when it comes to bad love,

But each has its own misfortune.

If you don't pay attention, you will roll into the sewer.

Cheat on the road of love

then

Let's take a look with Wen Jun.

Those love rollover incidents that make people laugh.

Generally speaking, love generally begins with confession.

After a long time of getting along and waiting

One of them finally got up the courage.

Tell each other how you feel.

Eyes dodging, heart uneasy

I thought as soon as I got through this,

sweet affection

Can also fall on his head.

Unfortunately, there are always some unlucky people.

Haven't stepped into the door of love.

I fell on the threshold and a dog was chewing shit.

One second I was talking about something.

Go through fire and water, Kyushu mountains and rivers

The next second, it's going straight against the wind?

Tell me about this kind of person

Really, love can't be found in front of you.

But not everyone.

As lucky as this brother.

People who happen to like themselves also like themselves.

After some friends expressed their love,

For the purpose of confession

Say goodbye completely

But it makes sense.

Confess failure and continue to be friends.

After all, it is still a minority.

The relationship between most people and the object of confession

It will be quite awkward from now on.

If it's not handled well sometimes

Accidentally causing some fatal behaviors.

Maybe it will be completely

Bring the relationship between the two sides to a deadlock.

This kind of children's shoes use their own experience of blood and tears.

Vividly and vividly showed us a truth.

Who do you want to hate you?

Send a bargaining link to anyone.

Except confession.

Online dating is also a technical job.

But some people are iron and stupid.

But I don't even understand the most basic information

I don't even know where the other person is.

I will not hesitate to meet each other.

Hurt! You have no online dating.

What a pity.

Wait until after the stage of mutual recognition.

Finally ushered in an exciting

First date

People in the early days of love are always cautious.

Try to create a perfect first time.

Someone carefully chose the date.

For example, a haunted house that can show the strength of a boyfriend

Imagine a bridge that overthrew the goddess of protection.

But I never thought this would happen.

Open your mouth.

He became a ghost who could kill people …

In fact, it's not terrible to confess the rollover.

At least until we are together.

Find out if the other person is a human or a dog.

The most terrible is

They have been together for a long time.

Suddenly through some clues.

Find each other's fatal bug

That kind of "sitting at home alone"

The cuckold fell from the sky. "

Let people run in place in minutes.

It turns out that this love train

If you can't reach the terminal, you'll roll over.

For example, the following friend.

On the day of 520.

Found the declaration of love between boyfriend and others …

Reluctantly admit

This love show is really advanced.

Don't even know the object

Who did he sleep with? ...

Social networks are really easy to expose.

A person's little secret

In addition to finding an object cheating in a circle of friends,

sometimes

You can send it from an object at will

Couple tacit understanding test link

Found a fish pond in ta

Don't worry too much.

No matter what form you escape.

The cuckold of love

Always waiting for you above the bare skull

The distance between you and it

The difference is just a short message from a neighbor.

Neighbor: How can I reply to you?

Smile or silence?

Life is full of surprises.

Sometimes even dreaming.

It can also make the client very moved after waking up …

I wonder how many men and women there are.

Deceive yourself in your dreams.

explain away

And some "lucky" friends

I just had a dream by accident.

I discovered a shocking secret that had been hidden for a long time.

This coincidence is really OMG.

Is it because Yue Lao saw that your relationship was dying?

I gave you a dream specially?

According to the solution of the problem:

It is known that someone's ex-boyfriend is with his current date.

Ask the gender and sexual orientation of these three people.

In addition to confession of failure and infidelity

There is also a kind of love, which is exciting to toss and turn.

This kind of flip often happens in

Between lovers in the bottleneck of love

When a sweet little couple becomes an old married couple.

Sweet and sour love

It has changed its taste since then.

A sweet little love story carefully prepared by one party

But I met a t a who didn't understand amorous feelings.

Not only will I not give you a satisfactory answer.

I can also give you 10 thousand crits

The scene of the car accident was staged in minutes.

What tacky love story?

What do coquettish people need?

Once your boyfriend is a master of science and engineering.

Don't make you angry to death.

Is his last tenderness for you.

/Must it be so clear? /

With the development of the internet

Push the word straight to the forefront

Many boys lost their way.

Began to turn into a caring and warm person.

Try to get rid of the "straight male attribute" for yourself.

Unfortunately, such an attempt

Often ends in failure.

It won't be warm for three seconds.

Its essence will undoubtedly be revealed.

/Don't say anything

Little brother, I wish you peace/

Sometimes their concern is like taking part in accidental amusement.

You just got into the play.

Ready to be moved.

People have taken a curtain call and left.

seemingly

Beat you

It's your innocence.

And his "rejection" ...

of course

Don't even think about it

Bring disgrace to oneself's chat method

Get to know it?

When you are single.

Always envy the love of others.

When it's your turn to have love

I really realized it.

What does "tears for love" mean?

Because you never know.

How much is the other party hiding?

The whole (gas) method (death) your way.

But for those who have been shouting

"There is nothing wrong with not falling in love."

But silently shed tears in the dead of night.

For mother and fetus,

This naked sadist

How fucking enviable!

What other love rollover events have you experienced/seen?

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