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Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon —— Talking about the funny QQ mood

Put it on someone else's road. This road is under construction. Then go your own way.

I love you. What? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

There is a kind of waiting called looking through autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called: forgetting to wear long pants.

People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

There is no track in this world. If there are more people who cheat, a track will be formed.

Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

The beautiful woman in the room said I was handsome, so I smiled and gave her 200 yuan to cure her eyes.

Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but in fact I am too lazy to cramp.

Sometimes, I wish I were a fool, so I don't have to think so much.

If the sunrise crosses from 1 1 to the Qing Dynasty, and she meets grandpa four for the first time, her reaction should not be grandpa four, but: Wow! Nicky Wu.

In fact, I know there is no me in your world, so why bury me in your world?

I searched on Baidu; Is anyone more handsome than me? Now that I've mentioned it, I'm sorry, but I haven't found it yet.

The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does that mean I'm going to fall into a big hole full of money?

Someone in this world always gives you a pack of arsenic, and you eat it as honey.

When a woman loses her mind, her man will know what the end of the world is.

It is said that the stage is as big as the heart, but I have never seen such a big stage.

I am grateful for my acne, because they prove that I am so young.

Teacher, all you know is to threaten me by informing my parents. What a hero!

Men can fall on the front line, but never on the prostate.

The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

I haven't been in contact with the opposite sex for a long time. Call 10086 for manual service, and I can be intoxicated by the voice of the male operator.

Since ancient times, no one has died. Early death is different from late death!

The face is a thing outside the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

Not every sorry sentence can give you a never mind, sometimes it's a slap.

So QQ is short for Qian Qian.

A person must have at least one experience of love at first sight in his life, so it seems that I have made many people's lives worthwhile.

Drinking a bottle for breakfast will make you nervous all morning. Nutrition is diarrhea!

A teacher asked the students; Why does the body get cold after death? A student replied: a calm heart will naturally get cold.

What is beheading? My head is no bigger than a bowl of scars. 18 later, I am a zombie again!

I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.

Damn mosquito, if it weren't for the sake that only you can accompany me at night, I would have shot you!

The classroom is where the living stay. If it is too noisy, you can go to the morgue!

For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

Happy camp, every guest will say: every time we go to KTV, we will sing your songs!

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

Teacher: Keep your voice down in class so as not to wake the sleeping students.

Look at your poor family. Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes.

Smart men don't quarrel because they know that men don't quarrel with women.

I want to eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

Since when do you have a girlfriend? Ask your roommate about the wine. I wonder if the girl next door has a boyfriend?

Let the storm come harder and let those who date get wet.

Didn't make me feel, yes, we are all rolling with the earth, rolling farther and farther.

Think further about knowledge and take a step back.

1: efforts may not be successful, but you must work hard for success. 2. There is no such thing as trifles, and the universe is made up of trifles.

External beauty can win praise, but it must be supported by internal beauty.

4. Work is the value of life, the joy of life and happiness.

It is a habit to lose your temper repeatedly every time. The longer your temper, the more mature your movements will be until you can't control them.

6: I haven't done what I should do today, so I will put it off tomorrow.

7: Hatred is the madness and evil growth of the soul.

8: Hate is an arrow that will eventually shoot at itself.

9: Fame is just you in the eyes of others; Character is the real you.

10: Harmony is a kind of generosity, an equal treatment, and a kind of respectful words and deeds.

1 1: Forgiving friends doesn't mean you have money; If you can forgive your enemies correctly, then you can achieve the true meaning of tolerance.

12: Beauty does not appear in your own mirror, but in the eyes of others.

13: You can find knowledge in books, but you can't find wisdom and truth, because only you can understand them.

14: If you are satisfied and have rich inner beauty, even if you have no property, you still have treasure.

15: There is an important principle of happiness in life, that is, never compare with others and never argue with others.

16: If you don't complain, you should be responsible for your actions.

17: If you want to live a happy life, you should start by knowing yourself and caring for others.

18: What you like is not necessarily good; What you don't like is not necessarily bad. When you are alive, sometimes you have to sacrifice your preferences, turn your interests into responsibilities, and do things that are beneficial to the public.

19: Think about knowledge further and take a step back.

Friendship can further become love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

1, I understand obsession, but I don't get the result, so I pay the bill and leave.

2. Life is like a play, and the director is himself.

There must be a big air leakage between your teeth. Otherwise, it makes people feel uncomfortable every time they answer.

I know you think I don't know, but I know.

I am trapped in the tears you left me, and I can't see the boundary.

If you don't stand up, nothing will happen in the world.

7. Why? Why? Suddenly I got lost. ....

I am not afraid of gossip, I am afraid of running out of courage.

9. The humble surface hides the abnormal heart.

10, the lyrics are so sensational, but it is an unfinished dream.

1 1, drinking is forbidden in heaven, so I came back to earth to have a drink with you.

12 in fact, wine is not intoxicating, but it reminds me of the past when I drink it.

13, you are worried about her loneliness, but you forget that I am afraid of the cold.

14. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a sigh.

15, I played rock, paper, scissors for many years before I knew what it meant. . . .

16, I can't breathe when I look at him, but he never looks at me.

17, in fact, another name for strong is hard support.

18, leaving a lonely heart and a blank feeling. We've all adapted.

19, immaturity and age really have nothing to do with experience

20. Friendship can be further transformed into love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

2 1. If this relationship was a lie from the beginning, why did it end in deception?

Don't pretend to be pathetic. In fact, I can play better than you.

23. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.

24. The saddest thing is not yelling, but that I can't breathe in pain, my hands are shaking, and I have to endure tears.

25. I am most afraid that others will ask me what's wrong. I don't want to talk about it. Sometimes I just want to feel a little sad. I'm really afraid that tears will fall if I say it.

26. Her appearance confiscated all your tenderness. I'm afraid if I say one more word, tears will come out.

27. Time loves to pretend to be bad. Good people clamor to cure others.

28. Sooner or later, I will meet a boy who holds me in the palm of his hand, and he will eventually make up for the time when he is late in my life-

29. [The world is so big, my love only wants you to understand]

In fact, you don't love me, but you happened to meet me.

3 1, leaving you is obviously like a 100-meter race, but I was exhausted at first.

I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.

I like your voice and the way you talk. Even your pouting is the best scenery.

34. I will think of you in the clouds, so think of me in the sunset.

35. The person I really love really hurts me.

36. Is that right? I have experienced some things, and these are the reasons I finally understand.

37. Listen to your enemies. He can teach you to see the people around you.

38. What I love most is myself. I am not alive to show others! !

39. [You always say that I am not enthusiastic enough, but you forget that it is your cold and hot that put out my enthusiasm]

40. Do you love me or not? Wake yourself up and you will no longer be sad.

It turns out that I will always be the one who "takes a step back and broadens the sky".

1, I am really proud of my heart. It is full of holes, abandoned, stabbed and still alive.

2. I admire two kinds of people: women who accompany men to live a hard life when they are young and men who accompany men to live a good life when they are old. I cherish two kinds of people: one who only knows how to shed tears for you and the other who only knows how to shed tears for you. I stay away from two kinds of people: those who lend a helping hand in good times and those who dodge in bad times. I miss two kinds of people: lovers and friends who care about each other.

My acting skills must be so good that no one knows that I am sad.

It is not difficult to do it for the first time, but it is difficult to do it every time.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth.

6. Pain often comes from comparison, while happiness comes from gratitude.

7, a tree and a flower, under the bodhi tree, passing by, standing as a Buddha. This time, really really, I don't know you.

You do your homework, and that old bastard writes and reads on his homework.

9. It turns out that I will always be the one who "takes a step back".

10 once a man passed by, sparking and almost moving a brick.

1 1. Men are all small children. When he really loves a woman, he will feel dependent from the bottom of his heart.

12. Maybe the sea defines shells as pearls, and maybe coal as diamonds.

13, there is no hard work in the world, and there is no place where people are not complicated.

14. If you want to leave, please, never come back.

15, in fact, a beautiful story has no ending. It is precisely because they have no ending that they are beautiful, just like why tragedies are always more memorable than comedies.

Love is ridiculous. Others watched and laughed to death. It hurts to laugh.

17. Where were you when I cried my eyes red and screamed for you?

18, I gave you the best love, but you left me the saddest ending to continue.

19, finally you said how gentle she is.

20. It is always you who suffer. Remember, suffering is a blessing.