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A very personal classic story

A classic saying with a lot of personality

A classic saying with a lot of personality, a classic saying about personality, many people like to use it to make signatures or make remarks, like this It is easier to reflect a person's personality. So how do you write a very personal classic? The following is a classic talk about a very unique personality. I hope it will be helpful to you! A very personal classic story 1

1. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

2. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement.

3. There are no walls that are airtight, and there are no beams that cannot be hung.

4. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

5. If you stay together for a long time, you will break up. If you stay apart for a long time, you will get together. If you drink, you will go crazy. If you drink, you will drink.

6. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

7. The eight immortals cross the sea, each looking for his own mother. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, please fasten your seat belts.

8. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly.

9. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

10. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.

11. A hero does not care about the way out, and a gangster does not care about age (Classic! Strong!)

12. Unreasonable troubles must have a purpose!

13. Happiness is a comparative level. You must have something at the bottom to feel it.

14. The biggest difference between doing something and not doing something is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

15. When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

16. Closing my eyes, I see my future.

17. When the road is uneven, roar and continue to move forward.

18. Only when the belt of your pants loses its belt do you understand what dependence is.

19. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation.

20. The sea is vast and the fish can jump, and the broken drum can be beaten by others.

21. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

22. Smoking is disobedient, so we "smoke".

23. It is better to live a beautiful life than to be beautiful!

24. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

25. I thought that if I was "invisible" others would not be able to find me. It was useless. People like me were like fireflies in the dark night no matter where they were. They were bright and outstanding.

26. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt!

27. The iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster!

28. Before I had time to touch the flowers, I was plucked out.

29. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

30. Don’t say that others have a brain disease. The prerequisite for a brain disease is to have a brain.

31. Lie down wherever you fall.

32. The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other’s future, but thinking about each other’s past.

34. Busyness is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; exhaustion is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us no time to feel empty.

35. Life is like "breathing". "Exhaling" is to take a breath, and "inhaling" is to take a breath.

36. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

37. A hero has a hard time with a beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty made me pass.

38. Play with your life: You can only play if you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

39. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

40. I didn’t intend to be different, but how could I have outstanding taste?

41. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who he has to guide him; how successful a person is depends on who he has with him.

42. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

43. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

44. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

45. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

46. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

47. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

48. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

49. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss doesn’t use you, it becomes a layoff!

50. If you fall down, get up and cry again.

51. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

52. Never mention it not because you forget, but because you remember.

53. Let the future come and let the past pass.

54. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

55. White lies: Just find a good excuse for your own deception.

56. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

57. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

58. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

68. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how to stir it, but whether to add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.

69. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

70. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly to it, and then get out again and again!

71. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream! Very personal classic talk 2

1. Be a very simple person, who is easy to get along with, and who is not easy to get along with. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t pay you.

2. Companionship and understanding are more important than love. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person, who pampers you, indulges your habits, and loves everything about you.

3. Those hurtful words said when impulsive will be hopeless regrets in the future. So try to speak less when you are in a bad mood.

4. Time is like a sieve, constantly filtering the people around you... No matter family, friendship, or any kind of love, what is retained is the best.

5. Don’t worry too much, be kind to yourself; don’t care about your efforts and gains; life is not simple, so live it as simply as possible.

6. The best way to avoid disappointment is to not place your hopes on anyone or anything. Expectation is the root of all heartache. If the heart does not move, there will be no pain.

7. Time carves memories, and years precipitate emotions. Because I have been touched, I will never forget it.

8. The advantage of time is not to make us forget some things, but to make their position in the heart less important.

9. Some people will not forget because they are reluctant; some people must forget because it is not worth it.

10. Throughout my life, I have sought but failed, and loved without success. And I hope that you will be lucky enough to meet your beloved and talk to Zicheng.

11. Everyone has another side of human nature, please don’t force his other half out. When a good-tempered person lowers his bottom line, you don’t even get a chance to kneel down. To leave room for others is to build up character for oneself.

12. When you really care about someone, even the smallest details become important.

13. I don’t have any more blessings for you. I just hope that the weather there is suitable and you have tea to drink and that there are people who care about you so that you won’t suffer from insomnia and won’t be cheated.

14. You leave your character to the constellations, your actions to your dreams, your future to the koi, and then say to yourself: I have heard many truths, but I still can’t live this life well.

15. Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, but as soon as we speak, it turns into a string of ellipses...

16. No matter how uncomfortable it is, what can we do? Life must go on, the reality is like this, there is no mercy, if you don't fight, you will lose.

17. When you go out, no matter if someone gives you a warm or cold face, don’t take it too seriously; the outside world respects the background rather than the person himself.

18. Life is like playing Super Mario. When you don’t eat mushrooms to grow bigger, even a little tortoise can kill you instantly.

19. Kindness must have a bottom line, and generosity must have principles. If you are indiscriminate and only know how to be kind to others, you will let down your own good intentions.

20. The principles of elders and books are basically correct. You will only remember them when you have a bloody head.

21. Sometimes love is really random. Love earlier, later, more, and less. Be brave and be cowardly. A single thought can lead to a different life.

22. I really want to see you, but our meeting is meaningful only when you also want to see me.

23. I don’t deny that I like you, nor do I deny that I can’t let you go. It’s just that I miss you so much.

24. The memories are not long, but they make me fall in love with you. The rest of my life is not short, but it is not enough for me to forget you.

25. Say less sarcastic words and make less casual judgments. You have no idea what others have experienced, and you don’t even know anything about yourself.

26. Whenever and wherever you are, you must understand that you live for yourself. Don’t take other people’s evaluations too seriously. As long as you have a clear conscience in everything, you don’t have to care too much.

27. Only when you are lost do you know who has never left, and only after the storm do you know who is sincere.