Excerpts from 2022 homophonic stalks are suitable for daily chat between love stories.

2022 homophonic terrier suitable for daily chat between love stories-1. The wechat group of rabbit and bear was dissolved. Little bear chats privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. . .

I really don't advise you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.

When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

6. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

7. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?

8. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

9. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

10. Even I don't like it. Which sponsors do you like?

1 1. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean by itching?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

12. People who are afraid of heights cannot go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, nor can people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.

13. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

14. You didn't cook all night. Ollie, what did you do?

15. The song "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~" sung by fried eggs.

16. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

17. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

18. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

19. A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

20. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, make it up! Did you hear that? Make up!

2022 homophonic Di 2 is suitable for daily chat between love stories 2 1. Even if you don't return my message, will you return to Sichuan pork?

22. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

23. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

24. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

25. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

26. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just about dogs in front of them, but also about dogs all over the street.

27. A duckling accidentally tripped over the grass and pulled it out with grass in his hand. The story is called "Hey, Duck Holding Grass".

28. 17 years old, caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."

29. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

30. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

3 1. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

32. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Is it true that girls with Android phones get stuck when they laugh?

33. Crispy rice crust, dough and mud are good friends. One day, Mud asked the rice crust: What shall we do? The crispy rice said: Let's meet!

34. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

35. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?

36. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

37. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

38. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud!

One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

40. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

2022 Homophonic Terrier 3 4 1 suitable for daily chat between love stories. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking, and suddenly he became literate while walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

42. Today, I'll give you some popular science about mashed fruits, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed purple potatoes and mashed potatoes that I miss very much.

43. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

44. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover family is in the northeast, by the Songhua River."

45. I bought a skirt today. It feels comfortable to wear. It feels comfortable to wear. Did you hear that? All the time.

46. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.

47. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

48. I am a little crab. One day I dropped my pliers when I was walking. I went to see a doctor, and the doctor asked me what was wrong. I said, I don't have pliers! ! Did you hear that? I have no pliers!

49. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato and whisper in your ear, "I am purple potato, and so are you".

50. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!

5 1. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

Alice was ill, so I played "Treat Alice".

53. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

54. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

56. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. People who pass by call me Driba.

57. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

58. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

59. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

60. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

Homophonic stems are suitable for daily chat between love stories. You have two words, touching the scene and feeling.

62. "I asked when to unseal it, and my friends said everywhere that I was anxious to get married."

63. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

64. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

66. It is said that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers beside him closed in fear, and when others called him, the flowers closed.

67. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

68. My mother looked at the menu and made it. This recipe needs to add 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and is still adding. I asked my mother why she added it. My mother said it would be nice to add (at home)!

69. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

70. The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!"

7 1. Programmers who just graduated want to go to Ali or Tencent because they are newcomers.

72. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

73. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. Drink up and sigh. Sour drinks!

74. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

75. "I told the old people at home that I worked in Baoan, Shenzhen, and they spread everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen."

Why is a flower interesting? A: Because it has a stalk.

77.i don't care. What do you care? Italy?

78. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "